Chapter 4; Meeting the family, and A kiss.

Naruto in his distorted dimension was laughing as Gato tried to fight off a few ghouls, but all he was doing was making them more horny. He feeling someone wrap their arms around him turned and smiled spotting the new and improved Haku. Her spirit once rejoining her body had morphed her body until it had six arms like him, and had a ghostly lower body. She could of course shift into her human form at any time, but preferred being in this form as she could move around freely. She laying her head on his shoulder said "Are you enjoying the show Naruto-kun?"

Naruto laughing as Gato was lifted into the air and forced inside of by a ghoul said "He really thought that he stood a chance against some many ghouls. He should know by now, the ghouls will stop at nothing to get laid."

Haku giggling said "He's already had seven kids Naruto-kun, and they are growing at a extraordinary rate."

Naruto hearing this asked "How many female ghouls has he had?"

Haku nuzzling into Naruto said "All seven are female. I've been raising them. The eldest will be of age soon and will seek out her birth mother and give him his first grandchild."

Naruto laughing said "How funny Gato is having a family and his eldest daughter is going to impregnate him with his first grandchild."

Haku said "You misunderstand me Naruto-kun. I've expanded upon your idea and Gato is now possible of carrying more then one child inside of him. My guess is the max he can carry is 10, before he looses mobility and closes up until at least three of the children are born."

Naruto hearing this laughed and said "How many can she release at once?"

Haku smiling said "I'm carrying six right now and four are from her."

Naruto laughing said "Four at a time." He was about to say something when the ghouls screeched and took of leaving Gato panting and not pregnant. Naruto wondering why looked up and blinked spotting Harley approaching him with 53 other people radiating as much power as her. Naruto turning blinked spotting Haku flying away with a smile on her face. Naruto shaking his head allowed the distortion hiding him from Gato to fade and appeared on the top of the Amekage tower of his distorted dimension. He allowing the rain to fall like it did in Ame looked up at as Harley finally reached him. He was then glomped by a short pink haired, pink skinned woman who was rubbing her face against his. He looking at Harley asked "Why is she nuzzling me, like Konohamaru does whenever I rescue him from Iruka's boring lectures?"

Harley giggling said "She's your aunt Mew."

Naruto hearing this looked down at Mew who looked up at him with her large blue eyes. His eyes then got a good look at her and could see that she was practically a pixie at how small she was. He was then glomped by someone else. He looking at his other side blinked spotting light green hair and skin. He looking down blinked spotting another pair of blue eyes staring up at him. This woman was a pixie, because she was just as small as Mew. Harley giggling said "The green one is Celebi and she's the guardian of the forest and a time user."

Naruto hearing this nodded and asked "The rest of them?"

Harley smiling turned to the eldest looking woman who was looking at his dimension with wonder and said "This is your grandmother Arceus or Cammy." She pointing to the woman with grey horns glaring at a woman with a pinkish/white mohawk said "These are two of your eldest aunts. Palkia and Dialga. They control time and space." She turning to point at three women who were whispering to each other said "These are Uxie, Mesprit and Azelf. They represent emotions, knowledge and free spirit." She pointing to the grey haired woman with literally dark purple/black skin said "This is Darkrai she represents the new moon and nightmares." She pointing to the woman with the yellow hair glaring at Darkrai said "This is Cresselia and she represents the crescent moon and hope." She pointing to the two blue women playing in the rain said "Those two are Manaphy and Phione and they represent the sea." She pointing to the woman who looked like a steaming Akamichi said "That's Heatran, and she represents heat." She pointing to another girl looking like a pixie with green hair said "That's Shaymin and she's spring." She pointing to a very tall man bulging with muscles said "That's Regigigas and he represents the world." She pointing to the three girls fighting with lightning, fire and ice sparking off of them said "Those three are Moltres, Zapdos, and Articuno. They represent three of the seasons." She pointing to the taller and darker version of mew said "That's your aunt Mewtwo and she represents pure power." She pointing to the two men and woman arguing said "They are Raikou, Entei and Suicune. They represent legends and rebirth." Pointing to the silver haired extremely busty woman said "That's Lugia and she is the guardian of the sea." She pointing to the rainbow haired extremely busty woman said "That's Ho-Oh and she's fire." She pointing to three men looking like Regigigas said "They are Regice, Registeel, and Regirock." She pointing to the brother and sister laughing and playing said "Latios and Latias, speed and eons." She pointing to the deep blue haired, grey skinned, busty woman said "Kyogre and titan of the oceans." She pointing at the red haired man glaring at Kyogre said "Groudon and titan of the land." She pointing to the tall green haired woman looking at both Kyogre and Groudon with deadpan eyes said "Rayquaza and titan of the skies." She pointing to the red man who was glaring at Rayquaza said "That's Deoxys and he represents a virus and DNA." She pointing to the sleeping man with the yellow hair shaped like a star said "Jirachi and he represents wishes and the stars." She pointing to the pixie like girl with red hair in the shape of a v said "Victini and she represents victory." She pointing to the three males smiling at a woman with orange hair and a blue horn said "Cobalion, Terrakion, Virizion, and Keldeo. Keldeo represents justice." She pointing to the girl dancing in the rain said "Meloetta and she's music." She pointing to the three curvy women nodding their heads said "They are Tornadus, Thundurus, and Landorus. They are the represent of Raijin, Fuijin and Inari." She pointing to the tall white haired woman said "Reshiram and she's yin." Pointing to the tall busty black haired woman who was scowling said "Zekrom and she's yang." She then pointing at the short teal haired woman with yellow eyes said "Kyurem and she represents the lack of both yin and yang." She pointing at the purple haired man with a blank look on his face said "That's Genesect who represents technology and ancient power." She pointing at the horned blue skin man said "He's Xerneas and he's new life." She pointing at the black haired woman glaring at everything said "She's Yvetal and she represents death." She pointing at the bored green and black haired man with his eyes closed said "That's Zygarde and he represent order." She pointing to the pink crystal haired woman said "That's Diancie and she represents royalty." She pointing at the man with the purple hair and golden hoops said "That is your uncle Hoopa who is a Djiin. He represents mischief." She pointing at the man with red and blue hair said "He's Volcanion and he represents steam."

Naruto hearing this blinked and said "I have 18 uncles and 34 aunts." He then shaking his head said "This family is totally ruled by the women."

Arceus smiling said "Yes there're more females then males, but just because we have so many females in the family doesn't mean we don't listen to the males."

Groudon snorting asked "Then how come I have to listen to the water bitch there?"

Kyogre glaring at him said "Because you are a stupid little brat."

Groudon growled at this and Rayquaza said "Both of you are idiots."

Deoxys hearing this snorted and said "Coming from the bitch that shot me when I was trying to find my other half, that's good."

Rayquaza hearing this rounded on him and growled out "You invaded my space."

Deoxys said "To get my other half."

They were about to start fighting, when Naruto rolling his eyes forced everyone that was fighting to the ground. He glaring at all of them, including Palkia and Dialga said "This is my place, not yours. I will not have you wrecking the structure of my distorted dimension and allow the miserable wretch known as Gato to escape. If you have a problem with that I don't give two shits. Now either get with it or get lost."

Harley giggling at Naruto's show of his powers was about to congratulate him on putting her siblings in their place, when they all heard someone laugh. All eyes turned and blinked finding Rebekah walking towards them with a woman looking much like her, except with smaller breast and solid green hair. Rebekah walking over to Naruto nuzzled his face said "Well done Naru-chan."

She then pointing to the woman who was looking at him with a heavy blush said "Meet aunt number 35. My sister Rachael."

Rachael still with a blush on her face said "I knew he was supposed to be cute, but he's downright swoon inducing."

Naruto hearing this smiled a charming smile at her, making her blush grow. He was about to say something when Rebekah bopped him on the head and said "Stop trying to exploit your Aunt's growing crush on you to your advantage."

Naruto glaring at Rebekah said "I was just going to say hello."

Rebekah giving him a deadpan look said "I'm your mother now Naru-chan I know exactly what you were going to say."

He snorting turned to say something to Mew and Celebi when he was bopped on the head by Harley who said "Don't even think about flirting with Mew and Celebi. You are not going to have them eating out of the palms of your hands like you have planned for Yugao."

Naruto with an twitching eyebrow said "I would never do that to a person."

Both Harley and Rebekah snorting said "You gave Yugao that new sword, knowing full in well what it meant and have been calling her Yu-chan making her heart flutter and butterflies grow in her stomach."

Harley putting a hand on her hip said "I don't know how you gained the infatuation ability, but I'm gonna find out."

Naruto glaring at Harley was about to say something, when he was bopped on the back of the head by Rebekah who said "Don't you talk to your mother that way."

Naruto turning to her was now glaring at her. Once again he was bopped on the back of his head. He turning to Harley said "You two are starting to annoy me."

Cammy giggling said "That's their job Naru-chan, like it's my job to give you things without either of them knowing, like the infatuation ability or Dark Aura ability."

Harley hearing this said "Mom you shouldn't give him the dark aura ability it'll only make his attacks more powerful as they all involve the dark type."

Naruto hearing this smirked and said "That's interesting to know. Thanks Baa-chan."

Cammy smiling said "You're welcome."

Yvetal hearing this quirked an eyebrow and asked "He has my ability interesting."

Xerneas rolling his eyes said "I don't think you can corrupt him as he seems to have that down."

Darkrai floating over to Naruto touched his face and said "Yes darkness is heavy inside of him." She then licked her lips and said "I like it."

That officially freaked Naruto out. He turning intangible moved backwards and said "Okay. I'm going to find the Kiba blades now. Bye."

He then tried to leave, but Rebekah grabbed him by his collar and said "Oh no you don't young man. We have some things to discuss." Naruto groaned hearing this.

In the real world, Yugao was walking beside Anko with the brightest smile on her face. She had just broken up with Hayate and tested out her new sword. It was marvelous and put all other swords to shame. She and Anko had both noticed that people were going out of their way to pay respect to Anko. Hell one man who had called her a snake whore two days ago had brought her a bunch of flowers and apologized. Anko liked it and knew that actually caring for Naruto would come in handy one day, she had assumed it would be when he became Hokage, but becoming a quintuple S-rank ninja was just as good. Kakashi walking beside Iruka was reading a new book as he wanted nothing to do with Jiraiya's book anymore. Iruka himself was worried sick about his favorite student and pissed off at what Kakashi had told him. He and Kakashi blinked as they had just run into Yugao and Anko. They nodding to each other headed towards the ramen stand, as it was Naruto's favorite food and he would eventually come there. Kakashi taking the first seat turned the page and said "So Yugao break up with Hayate yet."

Yugao smiling brightly said "I broke up with a few hours ago. It felt wonderful, and Anko-chan was right there with us."

Anko twirling some chopsticks said "He cried, I laughed, Yu-chan ignored both."

Iruka rolling his eyes was about to say something, when Konohamaru burst into the stand and shouted "Alright Boss. It's time to teach us a jutsu."

Moegi and Udon coming inside said "Konohamaru nii-chan isn't here."

Konohamaru shaking his head said "I knew that. I was just practicing for when he does arrive."

Iruka sweat dropped hearing this. Ayame shaking her head asked "Will any of you be eating anything today?"

Anko nodding said "Let me get four bowls of beef ramen and a side order of dango."

Ayame nodding informed Teuchi who said "Got it. Four bowls of beef and spicy dango coming right up."

Anko hearing this said "Hold up I said regular dango."

Teuchi said "Right two orders of spicy dango." Anko face palming turned to Yugao who was giggling at her antics.

Naruto appearing in the ramen stand, was as white as a ghost. The reason why? Well he had just been given the talk by both of his mothers and grandmother. It was information he didn't really want to know, and now he felt like he was going to be traumatized for life. He shaking his head blinked spotting all nine of his people in the ramen stand. He spotting Anko glaring at a plate of dango, ghosted over to her. He leaning his head over her shoulder picked up the dango and took a small bite out of it. He chuckled spotting all of the widening eyes. He then grabbing Anko's face, puffed out her cheeks. He taking another bite of the spicy dango placed his lips on hers and put the piece of spicy dango in her mouth. He drawing back smirked spotting her trying to cool the dango down. He grabbing a cup of milk, gently titled her head and poured the milk into her mouth. He giggled spotting her sighing in relief.

He then floating over to Yugao, wrapped his arms around her and kissed her neck. Yugao moaned loudly as someone or something was kissing her neck at a very sensitive spot. She was about to lean her neck so that spot could be kissed more, when her new sword pulsed. She blinking grabbed it and gained wide eyes spotting Naruto about to kiss her neck again. Naruto looking at her surprised face, smirked and continued with what he was doing. Yugao moaned even louder and leaned her neck to the side. Naruto spotting this started to kiss and nibble on that very spot. Yugao closing her eyes basked in the bliss Naruto was giving her neck. She ignored everyone looking at her like she had grown a second head. Naruto shifting his eyes to her face, quickly bit down on the spot, causing Yugao to scream. She swinging her sword at him blinked when he burst into smoke.

The real Naruto appearing behind Ayame blinked. He looking at his hand wondered why he was tangible again. He then got his answer in a barrage of memories. He shrugging was about to tickle Ayame, when Konohamaru spotting him said "Boss."

He cursed as Ayame turned around to find him about to tickle her. She gaining flames in her eyes cracked her knuckles and started to slowly walk towards him. Naruto having seen this before was about to turn intangible, when Yugao appeared with her new sword ready to help Ayame. His eyes widened when Ayame picked up one of the frying pans. He deciding that leaving was his best option at not getting beat down, switched places with Iruka and quickly walked out of the ramen stand. Yugao spotting this quickly moved out of the ramen stand ready to chase him down. Ayame coming out of the stand seconds later was also ready. What made matters worse was when Anko came out with an angry look on her face. Yugao turning to the other two said "Whoever catches him first alerts the others."

Ayame nodding ran to the east. Anko smirking said "Let the hunt begin."

She then jumped on the roofs. Yugao grabbing her sword said "Run for your life Naruto-kun. You'll soon find out leaving a hickey on my neck was not a smart thing to do."

She then vanished in a flurry of leaves. Kakashi shaking his head said "I pity my student, because once those three find him he's finished."

Iruka shaking his head and eating the spicy dango said "It's his own fault."

Teuchi in the front said "He knew better then to try and tickle Ayame."

Konohamaru with stars in his eyes said "Yosh! We must find boss first, and then he'll teach us a cool jutsu."

He then dashed out of the ramen stand, followed by Moegi and Udon. Kakashi with a sweat drop said "That kid is gonna get himself killed."

Iruka standing up said "I can't allow his foolish antics to get him killed."

Kakashi shaking his head and paying said "I'll go with you. Who knows we might get lucky and find Naruto first."

The two of them walked out of the ramen stand. Naruto appearing in the seat Kakashi had just been in said "God bless the shadow clone jutsu." He smiling at the blinking Teuchi said "Alright old man let me get 16 bowls of spicy ramen and four orders of spicy dango, add habanero peppers to the ramen and drizzle Jalapeno extract on the dango." Teuchi blinking shook his head and got to work. Naruto smiling said "Also this entire meal is on Kakashi-sensei." Teuchi hearing this chuckled as this was without a doubt Naruto.

Kakashi across the village suddenly stopped and got a bad feeling in the pit of his stomach. Iruka feeling it too said "One or both of us is about to be out of money real soon."

Kakashi nodding asked "Yes, but why does it feel like it's gonna be not of our own free will."

Iruka turning towards the direction of the ramen stand said "Because neither of us will be able to stop it or see it coming."

Kakashi now feeling sick to his stomach said "I get the feeling you know what's about to happen."

Iruka nodding solemnly said "I believe one of us is about to pay for Naruto's lunch at the ramen stand. Knowing how he eats it's the only explanation why my wallet is screaming at me to run and hide."

Kakashi patting himself down blanched and said "Oh god no."

Iruka spotting the look on his face said "He has your wallet. Say goodbye to it as it'll never be the same again."

Kakashi crying said "My poor wallet. It just got stuffed full and now that bottomless pit known as Naruto is going to empty it eating god knows how many bowls of ramen."

Iruka shaking his head said "You forgot dango. Anko introduced it to him and he now eats it just as much as he eats ramen."

Kakashi hearing this dropped to his knees mourning his wallet. Iruka having been in his shoes walked over to the man and patted him on the back, as his wallet was going to be drained and would never be the same again.

Naruto eating his 20th bowl of ramen blinked when Yugao, Ayame and Anko all walked inside of the stand looking exhausted. He chuckling offered the three the seats beside him. Yugao being to tired to hurt him plopped down in the chair. Naruto smiling said "I've said it before and I'll say it again God Bless the Shadow Clone Jutsu."

He then spotting the irritated looks he was getting from the three women smiled and leaned forward. He planting a soft kiss on Yugao's lips said "And God bless you three."

Yugao went from being angry from blushing like a school girl. Ayame and Anko soon joined her. Suddenly all three females started to break out in a sweat. Naruto spotting this wondered why until he remembered what he was eating. He chuckling said "My bad ladies, I forgot that I'm eating extra spicy ramen and dango."

Anko hearing this wanted to say something, but literally coughed up smoke. Ayame getting up from her seat quickly downed a glass of milk. She sighing in relief glared at Naruto who was still eating his extra spicy ramen as if nothing had happened. She blinked though when a clone of Naruto gave Yugao a glass of milk and said "Drink up Yu-chan. This will cool you down."

She turning blinked as Anko was face down in a bowl of milk. Naruto eye smiling at her said "Don't be that way Ayame-chan. All I did was kiss three lovely women softly on their wonderful lips."

He then smirking at her small blush said "A kiss is just a kiss right Ayame-chan."

Ayame now scarlet walked back to help her father with Naruto's orders. Naruto chuckling said "I like making her blush it's fun."

His clones eye smiling at him said "Welcome to the dark side boss. Anko-chan has finally corrupted you."

Naruto blinked when Anko gave a big thumbs up. He shaking his head asked "Why am I the only with shadow clones who have their own personality?" He hearing someone giggle blinked and face palmed finding a shadow clone of himself reading that orange book Kakashi had been reading. Naruto shaking his head again said "I'm to young for this shit."