It Suits You

Rating: T
Pairing: SanjixZoro
Summary: A change of fashion can really do wonders.

"Oi, Zoro. You in here? It's time for lunch." Sanji didn't know why he was trying the aquarium of all places. Zoro wasn't really one for sitting down to read a leisurely book in such a place. It was more something Sanji would've expected Robin to be doing. But there he was, sitting on the floor with his back up against the benches. This made no sense to Sanji. The benches were perfectly comfortable; why not just sit in them? But this was Zoro he was talking about, and he knew from experience that Zoro was not your conventional man.

"Yeah...be there in a sec."

"Alright." Sanji turned to leave when he heard the rustle of a page being turned. The impossible had happened. "Are you... reading something?" Zoro's back was to him, but he could still see the gentle twitch, like someone being caught with their hand in the cookie jar.

"It ain't a crime." Zoro slouched more, trying to hide from Sanji's inquisitive stare. But Sanji decided to turn back into the aquarium, closing the door behind him.

"No, it's just odd." He slowly made his way over, watching Zoro get more and more uncomfortable with ever step he took. Sanji couldn't help but smirk. "Why're you looking so guilty? You got something you're tryin to hide?" He chuckled as Zoro tried to shift. However, Zoro's efforts were in vain as Sanji on his feet was much quicker than Zoro sliding on his ass. Sanji was standing in front of Zoro, looking down at him with a menacing grin. Zoro had tucked his face down into his lap, still trying to hide. "Ohh c'mon Zoro~ there's nothing to hide." Sanji's sadistic side was coming out and Zoro could feel it.

"Shut it asshole! Leave me alone!"

Of course Sanji wasn't going to listen. Who did you take him for? Instead, he knelt down in front of Zoro, crawling closer slowly until his lips were brushing against the outer shell of his ear. "What're you hiding, Zoro?" He licked Zoro's reddening ear. When he opened his eyes to look at the adorable, flushed color, he noticed a wire sticking out from behind Zoro's ear. "Zoro. Let me see."

"N-No, dammit! Leave me alone already!"

"Hmm..." Sanji shifted and squeezed until he was sitting behind Zoro. He ran his hands up and down Zoro's sides, massaging his hips for a moment before going back to his sides. His hands snuck around to his chest and ran his thumbs over the hard buds he could feel even through Zoro's shirt.

"S-Stop..."

"Look me in the eye and say that." He gave a rough pinch.

"Ah~" Zoro's head flew back, revealing his face. Perched on his nose, though slightly askew, was a pair of gold, half-rimmed glasses. It took Sanji a moment to process what he was seeing: Zoro. Glasses. Cute blush. Glasses. Askew. Cute. Zoro. Glasses. When his mind finally wandered to "shy school girl" he lost all restraint and quickly rearranged himself so he was on his hands and knees between Zoro's legs.

"Why are you wearing glasses?" Girls with glasses had always been cute, but there was something about seeing Zoro with them on that was incredibly sexy.

"Cause I...I can't read...without them..." Zoro's face flushed red again and Sanji dove in for the kill. And as he was eating up his "cute little school girl", Sanji couldn't help but wonder what other interesting fashion developments Zoro had kept secret. Well, all in good time.

The End

Author's Note

Heehee. Inspired by a picture that The Wandering Swordsman sent me :3

-PD