Loki: Stop your incessant pacing!
Ron-Pool: I can't! I'm so damn nervous!
Darcy: You shouldn't be. Everyone loves how this has started.
Wanderer: I certainly agree. I can't have you nervous.
Ron-Pool: Easy for you guys to say. I have a lot riding on this. Like making out with tons of beautiful women! And actions and pornographic knock knock jokes *sobs uncontrollably*
Loki: Lady Darcy…Start the chapter
Darcy: Of course Loki *salutes* Enjoy the show!
UnStoppable with a Mouth: The Epitome of Awesome Re-Pooled!
Chapter Four: Invasion of the Buffoon! Ron V Shego
"Whew, now that is a hole!" Ron exclaimed while shielding his eyes from the intense sunlight coming from the hole he made in the wall, a proud smile on his face.
(Ron: You know, I always loved breaking things but breaking other people's things make me feel warm and gooey like a premature ejaculator's first time…Wait! I take that ba-)
Hearing the sounds of footsteps, Ron's train of thought was wrecked and sent crashing off the tracks as the footsteps of many of Drakken's unknowing mooks heading his way.
"Well…It seems the welcome wagon arrives," Ron says to himself as he balled his fists before hopping off of his destroyed ship and onto the floor and minutes later, tons of guards come pouring from the double doors at the far end of the room.
But before anything could be done, Ron grabbed the chair that was by his right foot and picked it up and yelled "Come one, come all to an ass kicking of Drakken's crew!"
But that was when Ron noticed someone standing in front of the crowd twenty henchman and that someone was a dark skinned larger than life man with spiky black hair as well as crimson eyes that seemed to be glowing slightly.
But that wasn't what made Ron instantly nervous.
What made him nervous was the fact that the red uniform that the man wore looked as if it was clinging on for dear life on the muscle upon muscle.
And from what Ron saw, he had struck his ire with his comment.
(Ron: And I'm so stupid, I hadn't realized this Akuma looking motha-fuck was the leader of Drakken's goofy mooks!)
"Heh…It seems you have spunk," The large man stated with a smirk on his face, causing Ron's eyebrow to quirk up in confusion which quickly turned to wrath when the man followed up with "The last one that had that was beaten within an inch of her life."
(Ron: ~a flash of blue appears in his eyes~ I'm going to make him eat those words by shoving them down with his own balls)
Ron gave a dangerous smirk and pulled on the right glove and said with a dangerous tone "Then I shall return her beating to you tenfold you small dick freak."
The guard smirked and motioned for five henchman to attack Ron and the moment one got close, Ron's body twisted and slammed the chair against the chest of him, sending the henchman to the ground and with the remains of the wooden chair, Ron ran forward and nailed the next two henchmen in the stomach, causing them to fall on the ground.
Ron spun the two wooden sticks in his hands and began to advance with a wild grin on his face when he saw a henchman flinch and take a step backwards before running forward where stick instantly met face, sending that man on the ground.
(Ron: And now let's fast forward because these dummies will keep coming one on one ~presses forward button and watches as each henchman gets owned by Ron repeatedly with the same two sticks, even wincing when one gets hit repeatedly in the nuts before placing play~ And play!)
Ron licked his lips as he eyed the last henchman standing in the room littered with the fallen forms of his allies and tosses the stubs of the sticks to the side while saying "That was fun. Now it's your turn big boy."
The large man chuckled and tore off the shirt of his uniform and said "Prepare to die." Ron snorted at this and quickly dashed towards the big man and grabbed a chair during his trek and with a shout, the crazed teen swung his weapon just as he landed on the ground, causing the chair to shatter against the shoulder against the mountain of man, who quickly fell to the ground in pain but rose to his feet, his face and shoulder bleeding from the strike.
(Ron: Of fucking course! I'm dealing with the fucking John Cena of this world!)
Ron stood in front of the large beast and gave a chuckle as he saw blood start to drip from the right side of the man's face and asked "Did I do that?" before leaping backwards to avoid the quick jab of the man and asked "Oh? You wanna fight?" while pointing at him.
The man scoffed and dashed forward and started to aim three quick punches at Ron but the teen managed to block two out of three punches due to his face catching the last one, sending Stoppable flying backwards and landing on his back. Ron swiftly flipped to his feet and swiftly turned on his gloves to "Earth Mode" and turning the dial to the hardest setting before balling his fists, saying "Come on dick head. Time to rock your world!"
(Ron:…I immediately regret that line….)
The man launched himself towards Ron in an attempt to tackle but Ron leapt over him and twisted his body in the air and kicked the back of the large henchman's back, causing the man to slam into Ron's ship but when the man turned around, Ron's fist slammed into his face, breaking his jaw instantly.
Ron smirked and began to repeatedly punch the man's body, breaking the man's bones after every hit before ending it with a strong roundhouse kick with his left leg, sending the ragdoll flying to the side, unconscious.
Ron walked to the unconscious man and kneeled down, making sure his face was close to the large man's and said "Talk all that shit and that is what happens….Bitch!"
(Ron: I don't care how tough you are. I turn these gloves to the highest setting, asses will be kicked. Then again…I'm sure I would have had a huge fight if I hadn't had them. Oh well!)
Ron rose off his knees and quickly ran off down out the room and down the hall.
Drakken's room
"I can't believe this shit!" Daken said while watching the video footage of Ron laying out the guards with shock in his eyes before turning to Shego and yelling "Those were some of the best I personally trained?! How they hell did they lose to that scrawny loser?!"
Shego shrugged at this and said "He has been with Kim Possible for a while now. Could have easily learned something from her."
"But to lay out my top guys like they were nothing?" Daken replied with confusion heavy in his voice.
"It doesn't matter," Drakken interrupted, raising his cup in the air, causing both Shego and Daken to look at him. "The buffoon is no bother to our plans of racking up this delicious looking money and we've collected just enough to start the next phase of our plan. Shego, you will go guard Kim Possible. Daken and I will remain here."
The emerald haired beauty nodded at this before walking off, a frown forming on her face. Daken should have been the one doing this while she relaxed in the office. She felt so damned demoted it wasn't even funny!
But she would stop Stoppable. How bad could it get?
Ron Stoppable
Crashing into the room, two guards were sent falling backwards as Ron appeared in front of them, his feet planted in their chest while he held the third guard in a headlock. The search for Kim kept leading him to these battles but for once, Ron was having a blast in kicking the shit of these assholes.
When the two guards fell on their backs, Ron slammed both of his feet in their stomachs before twisting his body and throwing the third guard into a bunch of plastic tables.
Ron then turned around and dodged two black bats with glowing electrical rings at the top of them before he caught one and pulled the guard on the left close and elbowed him in the face then used the bat to smack the right guard in the face, sending him spinning to the ground.
Ron quickly turned around hit a third guard in the stomach so hard, the baton broke in half which Ron then used the broken half to hit the guy in the neck, sending him down.
With the three guards of the room down, Ron looked around and felt a frown forming on his face. Still no trace of Kim at all. (Ron: I mean yeah, I had fun kicking ass but I need to find Kim before any funny shit happens.)
But like a night light in the middle of a creepy dark hallway, Ron found out that one of the guards he had just brutally launched into the tables was still clinging to consciousness. Walking towards the guard, Ron lifted the man high up and said "Look here, easily defeated mook, I will only ask this once. If I don't get the answer I like, I will use you as a bullet and or energy sponge before tossing you out of the window. Where is she?"
(Ron: Gots no time for diplomacy.)
"S-She…is in t-the…" It was then the man's head drooped down, signaling that he was unconscious, much to Ron's anger but Ron couldn't be that mad at the dork. He had beaten him down pretty damn badly. Hell, he had been kicking ass from east coast to west coast since he walked into this place.
(Ron: Maybe I shouldn't beat them up so hard…)
Dropping the man, Ron turned around and rubbed his right shoulder very lightly before making his way out of the room but that was when two boots slammed into his face, sending him flying backwards and slamming into the plastic tables hard. "Ow, pain and hurt. Pain and hurt."
"I'm glad I was able to lay my feet on you, clown," A rather familiar voice responded, causing Ron's head to snap up and that was when he saw her.
(Ron: *Grizzly detective voice*
Her long ebony hair framing her mint colored face. Her emerald green eyes shining with power as her plump black lips were curved upwards in a smirk.
Her green and black skin tight suit that was barely doing justice to the curves that her body held from years of being bad ass.
And finally, her hands which where glowing with lime green plasma…Out of all the places in this ship she could have been, she was here before me. A green skinned goddess…I had always enjoyed her beauty whenever I saw her but this time was a bit different…Like I was truly seeing a fucking masterpiece sculpted by an artist of the renaissance era…But I can't get awestruck now. Kim is in danger and I need to save her…)
"Well…What do we have here? A beautiful goddess in my midst. I'm honored that it took all of this to summon you," Ron murmured truthfully as he stood up from his rest place, a small grin on his face.
Shego was expecting many things when she kicked this kid's face in but a compliment like that stunned her a bit. She was used to hearing many men and women compliment her beauty but it was always in a tone that wanted her body against theirs but here this runt was speaking truthfully about her.
She was flattered…Although she would never tell him that.
"Trying to butter me up before I lay into your ass? Smart but no dice, sidekick," Shego said as her hands ignited with energy.
Ron snorted at this while switching his glove settings to "lightning mode" at its highest setting. He knew that despite his skills and his weapons, Shego was going to be a terror to deal with but he would do it. "Not trying to butter you up," Ron responded with a grin. "All I'm trying to say is that I like what I see…But enough admiring your beauty."
Ron's eyes then lost its admiration and became serious, something Shego noticed and was a little surprised at how quick his emotions changed.
"Tell me…Where is Kim?"
Shego snorted and eyed the runt before her and said "She's being kept somewhere safe."
Ron's eyes seemed to narrow, a flash of blue appearing within them as he said "I'd like a full answer, not some vague shit." Shego was once again surprised. She had never heard Ron curse at all during the many, many times she has encountered him and Kim so to hear this confused her.
Not to mention the fact his eyes flashed an icy blue.
The fuck is that about?
"Well that is all you're getting from me unless you can make me," Shego responded with a cocky tone but to her shock, Ron let out a small laugh of amusement, causing her to ask "What is so funny?"
(Ron: Time to the ring the bell on her bitch ass!)
"So If I beat you, I can get the info of where she is?" Ron said, a dangerous tone entering his voice as little bursts of lightning flicked around his balled fists, causing Shego to glance at them with a bit of alarm.
But Shego was confident in her skills. She knew the runt couldn't beat her, especially considering that she has defeated Kim Possible on and off and knowing he could not defeat her, how could he defeat her?
"Yeah, you take me out, I tell you where she I-" Shego barely got the sentence out when Ron seemed to flicking before her with his right arm extended towards her with his hand still balled into a fist.
Shego quickly dashed backwards to avoid the rather sudden strike and quickly returned a crisp jab of her own but Ron smacked it away with his left hand, causing a brief but fairly tough jolt of electricity to run up her arm before she was punched hard in the face with a left hook, causing a strong jolt of electricity to shock the hell out of her.
Shego's body slammed into the wall to the left then to the right as well but Shego managed to recover from the rather hard punch and used the wall to kick herself into the air and kicked the oncoming Ron in the face, sending him bouncing off the walls and onto the ground, slightly stunned.
(Ron: Shit…that was painful but could be worse.)
Ron got onto his feet and saw the Shego rushing towards him quickly but when she got close enough, Ron leapt up and delivered a dropkick to her face, causing both of them to slam onto the ground fairly hard but moments later, the two got up on their feet but Shego landed a right hook to Ron's face, causing his head to whip to the left but his head swiftly turned back to block her kick to his mid-section and that was when he landed a straight jab to her face.
But Shego caught the fist and gripped it fairly tight before lifting herself off the ground and kicked the side of his head, causing Ron to not only let go of her leg upon impact but his face was sent against the wall fairly hard, making him stumble backwards where Shego quickly leapt onto his shoulders, twisted her body, placed her hands on the ground and used her legs to launch him down the hall where he crashed through the men's room door and into the bathroom where he skidded to a stop.
(Ron: It got worse…But it can't get that much worse)
Changing his glove settings to "Earth Mode", Ron smacked his hand to the ground and quickly got back up but the second he did, Shego was mid pounce. Thinking quickly, Ron ducked her pounce, sending her slamming through the large stall of the men's room where she then collided against the wall face first.
Ron rose up to the air and walking into the stall and lifted Shego up but she quickly broke from his grasp and leapt into the air to deliver her own dropkick to Ron's face, sending him flying backwards to the ground but Ron flipped to his feet and managed to avoid three quick jabs that were aimed at his face then used his forearm to block her side kick before head-butting her, causing her head to lean back from the blow.
Knowing that she was going to return the head-butt, Ron dashed back and just as her head whipped forward sharply, her face met his rising fist, sending her head whipping back sharply and that was when Ron lifted his leg and kicked her in the chest, sending her stumbling back against the wall.
Shego's back slammed against the wall, causing a spider-web crack to appear around the impact zone where she stayed for a minute, more surprised than she had been before. Ron was losing of course in terms of how many blows he landed but when he landed his blows, they hurt like crazy.
What kind of tank was she facing?!
(Ron: A cheating one by continue)
"What's up Shego? You done fighting? Gonna tell me where my red-headed delight is?" Ron asked while tilting his head, his leg lowering to the floor beneath him.
Shego began to laugh slowly until it became louder, causing Ron's right eyebrow to quirk up but as she lifted up her head, that's when Ron felt like he was going to shit his pants.
Her eyes were glowing a bright lime green.
"Oh no Stoppable…This is just beginning…"
(Ron: And I just shit myself….)
Ron-Pool: And it is over for now.
Loki: Good. It felt like it took forever. She is going to…How do you say it Darcy?
Darcy: She's about to whoop his lily white ass?
Loki: Yes that.
Wanderer: Yeah dude…You're about to die
Ron-pool: Yay….