Guess who's back, back, back? Back again, 'gain, 'gain? Llamas is back, back, back! Tell a friend, friend, friend! Guess who back, guess whose back, guess whose back, guess whose back, dan nan Na! DA! DA! DA! DA! DA! DA! Dan nan Na! DA! DA! DA! DA!

O.o ok...then...

Anyway, sorry it took so long to update. The document manager is being a bitch.

T.T Anyway...

NEWS! If you suddenly find that you can't find any of my stories because you are looking for "Llamas Are Sexy" you might want to change that pen name search to "Silly faggot, Dicks are for Chicks" not that I have anything against homosexuals...it's just fun to say. I doubt that'll be it...too long. Ok, change the search to...

Drum roll please...

BubububububububuBAM!

Freakazoid's Daughter. Heh. I recently went to Retrojunk dot com and typed in Freakazoid. O.O That website is a GREAT place to get funny quotes. Heh, and now...

LEGAL CRAP? AGAIN? Ugh, fine. You know I dun own G.A.!

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Chapter four: Prying eyes, more lies!

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Mikan sat, frustrated, as she thought about her latest dream. It was...steamy...to say the least. Her face burned as she thought about it.

/Flashback/

For some reason unknown to her, Mikan was on a pirate boat. She was in a bedroom that was rocking back and forth with the waves that pounded against it. She tried to stand up and walk across the room, but only succeeded in standing up, staggering a few steps, and then falling to the floor with a loud sound. Her side, the one that she fell on, ached as she sat up. There was dust on the silky, white nightgown she had somehow acquired. It barely covered her shoulders, as it was a spaghetti strap, and came down to just a little high than mid-thigh. She felt very naked and very...

The door swung open and Mikan looked up too see a silhouette figure stand in the doorway. With the dim light of the four candles that burned, she figured it was a male.

Very...vulnerable. Especially now.

The man stepped into the room and closed the door behind him. Mikan's breath caught when she heard the 'click' of the lock turning. She gulped and lowered her head. The man waled over to her, his boots clunking hard against the floor with every step. He kneeled down next to her.

Well, 'next' is a small way of putting it. His large frame towered over her even though he was on his knees. Mikan blushed. She felt it spread over her cheeks, her neck, her ears, down to her shoulders and some of her chest that was slightly exposed.

"Are you alright?" the man said, his breath tickled her ear. Mikan wasn't even aware of how close he was until then. She jerked backwards, startled. She heard him give a deep, low, throaty chuckle. Mikan backed up until she was against the wall.

"Uh, uh, what am I doing here..." she drawled.

"Captain." he said.

"Captain. What am I doing here, Captain?"

The Captain stood up. At first Mikan thought he was going to walk away and leave her alone, so she let out a sigh of relief, albeit, it was a little to early. The captain stooped down and picked her up, moving his arm arms around her shoulder and beneath the back of her knees. His hand brushing her thigh ever so lightly...

Mikan gasped in surprise at the sudden, unexpected action. Her arms instinctively flew up to grasp his shirt, that was a bit unbuttoned. When Mikan felt warm flesh beneath her fingers her blush deepened.

"Sorry," she said in a voice that was barely audible. His chest shook a bit. Mikan's eyes looked up, and she saw that he was silently laughing. She scowled.

"You think humility is funny?" she asked. His crimson eyes look down into her jaded ones. They deepened making the color look almost, in Mikan's opinion, maroon. He set her on the bed. His arm around her shoulders slid down in between her arm and waist. His other arm followed suit. He positioned himself so that he was on top of her...between her legs. Mikan suppressed a low moan when his lips found her neck. He trailed his mouth to the other side of her neck.

Mikan found herself arching her back. Her hands grabbed his arms. She squeezed. The Captain smirked into her neck.

"Is this humiliating?"

She didn't answer. He mentally shrugged, If she preferred not to converse, that was fine with him. He came here for something else, anyway.

"Mikan." he said. Her eyes looked at him, glazed over from the lustful feeling she held in the pit of her stomach.

"Now." he said. Mikan gulped and nodded.

"One thing!" she said quickly as he snapped the strap to the nightgown. He didn't say anything, but snapped the other strap. He then proceeded to pull the gown down her body, exposing her breasts. Mikan shuddered at the sudden welt of fresh air that hit her exposed flesh.

"What's your name, Captain?" she said in a small voice. The Captain grunted and covered her left breast with his palm. The bulge growing in his trousers was demanding to be freed.

"Natsume. I am Captain Natsume Hyuuga." he said.

After they finished, they laid there in the bed, panting. Their love making ended only moments ago and Mikan was still coming down from her high.

"Captain-" she started, but he cut her off.

"I'd prefer it," Natsume said, "If we slept now."

Mikan could only nod. She snuggled closer to him, and his arm wrapped around her shoulders. She waited, listening to his breathing. His panting soon became normal, and then slow and even, and she knew he was asleep. Mikan found it safe to talk.

"Captain," she whispered to the dark room, "before I was so rudely interrupted," she giggled at this, "I...I think I'm in love with you."

Mikan was silent, waiting to see if he would reply. No. He was really asleep. Mikan smiled to herself. It didn't matter to her if he heard her, she decided, and then closed her eyes.

And that's when she woke up.

/End flashback/

Unfortunately (or not), Koko wasn't around to disrupt her. She woke up from this latest dream...in the morning. After Mikan decided that she had been in bed long enough, she went to the bathroom. She used the toilet, took a shower, then got dressed, and now...

Well, currently, she is sitting, staring out her window. The day was a Saturday, and she preferred not getting embarrassed today, if she could prevent it. Little did she know that the answer to that is:

No, Mikan. You can't.

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"Anyone seen Mikan?" Koko asked. Koko had approached the table where his friends were at in the tea Pavilion. Ruka Hotaru, Yuu, Sumire, Anna, Nonoko, and Natsume. The tension was built up quicker around the table, than anyone could have expected. Some looked at Natsume, other's looked at Koko.

"Ah, actually, she hasn't left her room yet. She'll be there." Anna said. Koko smiled at her.

"Thanks." he said. He walked past the table, giving a fast nod to Natsume, who only nodded back, and then he left them completely. Everyone was silent for a couple of beats. They weren't sure whether or not to feel awkward, or to ignore it. Hotaru, of course, was unaffected.

"Does anyone plan on going to Central town today?" she asked, taking a sip of her beverage. The conversation started back up instantly. Ruka only looked at Natsume, who looked away.

"Excuse me." Natsume said. He got up, and sauntered away from the lively group. Ruka looked at Hotaru, who only shrugged.

"Things will end soon." she said, and then took another sip of her drink. Ruka's brows turned up in a concerned fashion.

"And you know this, how?"he questioned. Hotaru's violet eyes looked at him.

"Well, everything comes to an end, sooner or later. I vouch for sooner." she said.

"Again, you know this how?"

"I don't."

"I vouch that things will work out in the end." Ruka said, eating a mini sugar cookie. Hotaru responded by staring at him blankly.

"I can hope, you know." he said. Hotaru shrugged.

"Hope is nothing without action." she stated. In a way, Ruka figured, she was right.

"Well then, I say we do something then." Ruka said. Again, Hotaru stared at him blankly.

"And you propose what, Nogi?"

"I say we find out what's really going on between Koko and Mikan."

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Natsume stalked the corridor. He hadn't actually planned on following Koko, but that's what he was doing. With his last encounter with the mind read as curious as can be, Natsume planned on finding out just what was happening.

He saw Koko turn a corner, and after about five Mississippi seconds, natsume followed suit. His surroundings were starting to look regrettably familiar.

"Who is it?" A voice called. Natsume snapped out of his daze, and paid attention to what unfold before him. Koko had knocked on a door, and then the door opened. Koko stepped inside. He didn't see who the person was. Natsume shrugged. He waited three seconds before going ahead.

Natsume stood outside the door. He could hear them talking on the inside, but he couldn't make out what they were saying. Natsume put his ear gently to the door.

"Koko, it's getting worse. Every time, I'm able to stop myself, or you're there, but... I need help!"

That was Mikan.

Natsume lowered his eyebrows. He was trying extremely hard to not bust the door down. But if he did that, he'd never figure out what was going on. Of course, there was always the option of actually asking what was going on, but he doubted Mikan would be willing to say anything.

"Maybe, you should take a test or something." Koko suggested. There was silence, in which Natsume guessed Mikan responded by expressing a puzzled look.

"What kind of test?"

"I don't know. Maybe we can find one in Central Town. Feel like going?"

"Not really. My stomach has been acting up a bit." Mikan said.

"Ooh. Did you eat something bad?" Koko asked. The bed creaked. Either Mikan stood up, Koko sat down, or they were changing positions.

"I haven't been eating much lately. The slightest smell of food makes me sick, for some reason." Mikan said. Actually, she knew the reason. She was getting jittery. These dreams were getting worse...or better!

"Hnh...I'll go and bring you back something. Or, you know what? We could ask Hotaru, or Nonoko and Anna if they have anything-"

"NO! NO ONE CAN KNOW ABOUT THIS KOKO! YOU KNOW THAT!" Mikan shrieked. Koko sighed.

"Sorry. But, not even Hotaru? She's your best friend." he said.

"Yes, and Ruka is her boyfriend. Natsume is Ruka's best friend. This whole thing revolves around-"

Natsume had heard enough.

He kicked the door, and it flew open, startling both occupants of the room. Natsume looked on to see Mikan and Koko sitting on the bed. Her head was in her hands and Koko smiled uneasily.

"Natsume..." Mikan said.

"Whoa. Awkward..." Koko sang. He stood up.

"I'll just, you know, leave." he said, and briskly walked to the door. Natsume stopped him before he left.

"Nothing's going on, huh?" he said in an icy voice. Koko simply smiled at him.

"Not a thing." he said. Natsume was taken aback, but quickly regain his composure before it became obvious. Koko then exited the room, leaving Mikan and Natsume a lone.

"Awkward...that doesn't even come close." Mikan muttered, and then smiled nervously.

"Hey Natsu-"

"What's going on?" Natsume said quickly, cutting her off. Mikan looked away.

"I...I don't know what you mean." she said. Natsume didn't say anything, so she assume he left, but then she heard the click of the door locking. Mikan snapped her eyes back to him.

This seemed so familiar...

Mikan stood up, only to tumble on to the floor. Mikan's side ached. Natsume walked over to her, his footsteps heavy. He kneeled down next to her. Mikan sweatdropped.

Oh yeah, this was VERY familiar.

"What's going on?" Natsume repeated. Mikan backed up until she was against the wall.

"N-nothing..." she stuttered. Natsume looked like he didn't believe her. Mikan gulped. Of course he wouldn't believe her. She was the world's worst liar.

Before she knew it, She was in Natsume's arms, bridal style, and he carried her over to the bed. He placed her gently on the comforter.

"Oh hell..." Mikan muttered.

"What?"

"Oh, uh, nothing Captain."

"...What?"

"Damn. NOTHING!"

"I do not appreciate being lied too." Natsume said in a dangerous tone. Mikan gulped once more, and then stood up. She put on her best poker face, and made her way over to the door.

"There is nothing going on. And if there were, it wouldn't concern you." she said. Mikan reached the door. After that little bit of coincidence, she decided that venturing out of her room wouldn't be such a bad idea. She had unlocked the door, and pulled it open. She was one step out of the room before strong hands gripped her arms and pulled her back in the room.

"Natsume-HEY!" Mikan exclaimed. Natsume threw Mikan roughly onto the bed, where she bounced. She tried to get off, but Natsume pinned her down with his weight.

You guessed it. Natsume was on top of Mikan,

Mikan Sweatdropped.

Just what the doctor ordered. A double dose of "Aw hell!"

XDDD. The authoress is evil, and hyped up on frozen chocolate cheese cake. WOOT! -ahem- back to your regularly scheduled program...

"Natsume! Natsume, get off!" Mikan hissed. Natsume rolled his eyes and got in a more comfortable position.

You guessed it once more.

Between her legs. XDD.

Mikan avoided his eyes. She felt the blush creeping over her cheeks and that ever familiar hot, burning sensation file into the pit of her stomach.

(A/N: this is indeed an "Oooooooooooooh" -blushes like mad- moment. XDD!)

"Uh, Natsume...Ou-our p-position..." she stuttered. Natsume resolved to only glare at her. He was definitely aware of their position.

Oh, but you, being the reader, are not. Ok:

Natsume had one hand pinning Mikan's wrists above her head as he held his position between her legs. His free arm was beside Mikan's head, support his weight. Mikan's knees are bent, kind of hugging Natsume.

Mikan blushed as she remembered she was wearing a skirt. If she got through this, she swore that she'd burn every last one she had, including her school uniform.

"Natsume, the door is open. Someone could see us-"

"And start another rumor. So what?" he said.

At least it'd be about me and you this time, he thought.

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Natsume, your wish is granted.

"Huh, it's getting kind of boring around here, Mimi." Momo said. Mimi nodded in agreement. They had been walking around the dormitory's for a little over a half hour and had yet to entertain themselves. Mimi brushed some of her pink hair behind her hair. Momo twirled a wavy strand of her peach colored hair with her index finger.

"Natsume, the door is open. Someone could see us-"

"And start another rumor. So what?"

Mimi and Momo stopped and looked around the hallway. Then they looked at each other.

"Was that/Did you?" they asked at the same time. Momo's hazel eyes scanned the hallway until she found that on of the doors were open. She gestured to Mimi to silently creep toward it's direction. Mimi nodded. They crept forward about three steps when Mimi tripped on nothing.

"SHH!" Momo hissed. Mimi nodded and followed her friend...well, she crawled, but she still followed, right?

The two girls peered into the open room and spotted Natsume Hyuuga, THE Natsume Hyuuga, on top of Mikan, who was so pink, Barbie would be jealous.(A/N: yeah, that's right, Barbie. DIE YOU PLASTIC BITCH! -ahem-)

"Natsume..!" Mikan groaned as he made himself more comfortable. He smirked.

"Mikan." he said.

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"Natsume..!" Mikan moaned. Mimi looked at Momo. The two shared shocked, yet intrigued looks. Mikan sure was getting around.

"Mikan." Natsume groaned. Mimi gestured to Momo to silently back away from the doorframe. Momo nodded and the two girls hurried away from the scene. When they were safely down the hallway and around the corner, They squealed.

"OMIGOD! Mikan is such a slut." Momo said. Mimi nodded.

"I know. I wonder if she and Koko broke up..?" Momo said. Mimi nodded once more.

"This is too good, we have to tell someone!" Mimi said. Momo nodded.

"YEAH!" Momo agreed. The two merrily made their way down the hall.

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"Natsume, seriously, nothing is going on. Please get off." Mikan beseeched. Natsume sighed. Obviously, this wasn't helping.

"Ok." he got off of her, and moved to the side. Mikan sat up. And scooted away from him. There they were; on her bed. Natsume against the bedboard, Mikan opposite of him.

"Well, there is something going on..." she started. Natsume's eyes told her to go on.

"Nastume, I-"

"MIKAN! WE HAVE A PROBLEM!" Koko shouted as he ran into the room. He tripped over his shoe and landed flat on his face. Mikan and Natsume got off the bed and were next to him, helping him up. Mikan sat on her knees as Koko held his nose.

"Ief fink ee Mahd urvthingf worf!" he said. Mikan lowered his hands from his nose.

"What?" she asked.

"I think I made everything worse!" he repeated. Mikan paled.

"What...what happened?"

"Ok, this was an accident..."

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Koko was returning from the infirmiry. He had a bag filled with three pregnancy tests.

Yes pregnancy tests.

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"Pregnancy tests?" Mikan and Natsume said in unison. Koko sweatdropped. Natsume looked at Mikan. No, actually he glared at her.

"No, Natsume, I'm not pregnant (at least I don't think a dream can do that...)" she muttered, "This...he was...what were you doing, Koko?" Mikan demanded.

"Let me finish the story!" he shouted. Mikan sweatdropped.

"Ok."

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He told Mikan that he'd get her a test after all, though he doubted this was what she needed.

Koko was so lost in his thoughts, that he wasn't watching where he was going.

"ACK!"

"OH NO!"

"AHH!"

Crash.

Koko was on the ground with Momo and Mimi on top of him.

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"Who?" Mikan and Natsume asked. Koko shrugged.

"They introduced themselves." he said.

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"We're like, so sorry!" Momo and Mimi said simultaneously. Koko nodded.

'Omigod it's him!' They thought in unison. Koko sweatdropped. These two girls reminded him of a Mary-Kate and Ashley movie.

"Ah, it's alright." he said, standing up, dusting himself..off...

Wait a minute, his hands were free. They shouldn't be free.

Koko looked around for his bag. Unfortunately, as he spotted it, so did Momo.

"Here you go, oops!" she said. The bag was "accidentally" turned over dumping all of it's contents out. Mimi picked up the three boxes.

"Here are your...pregnancy tests..." she said slowly, letting realization sink in.

"Oh my God." both girls said at the same time.

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"Oh great!" Mikan and Natsume said at the same time. Koko sweatdropped. They were as bad as the other two.

"Everything is ruined! No, it was already ruined! EVERYTHING SUCKS!" Mikan cried out.

"Ah, you should really stop that." Koko suggested. Mikan and natsume looked at him.

"Why?"

"Well, that's not the worst part..." he said. Mikan sweatdropped.

"Oh great..."

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"Uh, can I have those back." Koko said. He was really regretting getting them now.

"Is it yours?" Mimi asked. Koko blinked.

"What?"

"You guys did "it" right? You were her first, right? So it's yours, right?" Momo asked. Koko sweatdropped.

"Well, in theory if I were her first, it would, but we didn't-"

"Omigod! Mikan is SUCH A SLUT! She was just all over Natsume. I swear, she is a a seducing machine." Mimi said.

"Yeah, she's, like...seduce...Seducia!"Momo said, happy that she made up a name.

"Seducia! Ha! That is so clever!" Mimi said, smirking. Koko snatched his things from her.

"Don't you DARE call her that. She and I aren't even dating!" Koko exclaimed. They gave him a skeptical look.

"Yeah, probably because she dumped you for Natsume."

"Whatever." Koko said. He shoveled everything back into his back and took off down the hall. When he was sure they were gone, Koko checked his bag and then paled.

There were only two tests when there should've been three.

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"My life is over. It's completely, and utterly ruined!" Mikan wailed.

"Ok, can I help if I say I threw the other two tests away?" Koko offered. Mikan wailed harder.

"Both of you, out! OUT!" she screamed. Natsume and Koko hightailed it out of there, making sure to close the door behind them.

It was a few moments later when they heard the click of the lock, the creaking of the bed, and Mikan's muffled cries. Natsume turned to Koko.

"Those girls...do you know them?" he asked. Koko thought about it.

"Um, no..." Koko admitted. Natsume couldn't put his hand on it, but the way he described them...made them seem so familiar.

"I know them...I think." he said. Koko's face lit up.

"Really?"

"Yeah. I just don't know from where." he said. Koko sweatdropped.

"Well, that doesn't help much..." he said. They were silent. Natsume turned to face Koko.

"Say, what exactly is this secret you two have?" Natsume asked. Koko just looked at him.

"Uh...I, I can't say."

"Mikan was about to tell me, and then you came in." he said. Well, hell, it's the truth.

"Oh.. Well, ok, but you can't tell a soul." Koko's voice went down two a whisper.

"She's been having these...odd dreams...about you. Lately, she has." Koko said. Natsume nodded.

"I don't think this is the type of thing to say out in the hallway. We should go somewhere." Koko said. Natsume nodded again. He was right. You never know who lurks in the hallway.

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"Well, did you get anything?" Ruka asked. He and Hotaru were hiding around the corner down at the other end of the hallway. Hotaru was holding an invention of hers, a handheld satellite that had a cord connecting it to headphones. She wasn't sure what was going on.

She and Ruka had decided to follow Natsume, who was following Koko. Hotaru took off the headphones.

"I think...Mikan is pregnant... It was a little staticky." she said calmly. Ruka's face flushed.

"Pregnant? Oh...Mikan..."

"It's either Koko's or Natsume's." Hotaru said.

"NATSUME'S?" Ruka exclaimed.

"I doubt it though. Don't repeat this to anyone at all." She turned to Ruka, he face dark and serious.

"At all." she said firmly. Ruka nodded.

"I promise."

Thus ends another chapter...

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Once again, sorry for the late update. I bet you liked this chapter, huh? After I went back and reread Mikans dream flashback I was like: o.O DAMN! I WROTE THIS! I was going to make it more descriptive but if that happened, I'd have had to put this on aff dot net. So, yeah... Ok, here's...KOKO!

Koko: After I explain to Natsume what's going on, he has a better take on things, but then a new rumor starts. Only four people know about it, Ruka, Hotaru, Momo and Mimi. Because they don't know that the other two know, Hotaru and Ruka's relationship is on the rocks and Ruka fears that he might lose Hotaru! OH NO! What will happen?

Me: Great Job Koko. Have a cookie -gives him a cookie- Yeah. Next chapter is RukaxHotaru centric. And just so you know, I won't be able to update for a while. My mother is taking away my privelliges until school starts...in which I won't be able to update then, unless I'm at school. man. Just three days. -looks at Koko-

Koko o.o -munches cookie-

me: AWWWW! -huggles him-

Koko: o.o -munches cookie while being huggled- WOOT-WOOT!