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Heads of Hewdraw
Our angelic heroes were standing in the Skyworld Infirmary. Naughtia had recovered nicely overnight. She had also beat Pit in a SSBB match. But enough of Pit's suckishness at video games.
"So…" Exo said.
"So…" Pit said.
"So…" Palutena said.
"Yeah…" Naughtia said.
WEOOH WEOOH WEOOH! The angel alarm went off and a centurion on fire came in the room.
"Lady Palutena," the centurion said, "the underworld army is attacking!"
"Where are they attacking Centurion Jacob?" Pit asked.
"Here," the centurion said out of breath. Some nurses took the tired warrior to a room where his burns would be tended to. A montage showing Pit, Exo, and Naughtia grabbing weapons played. Right before the door, Palutena looked like she was making soup.
"Whatcha doin?" Exo asked curiously.
"Oh just making stew that will save your soul," Palutena replied casually. Pit and Naughtia paled. Some part of Exo's brain clicked. He suddenly knew that the stew of life wouldn't save his soul for some reason. Palutena explained the concept of the Fiend's Cauldron.
Finally, Palutena whistled (here comes da surprise) and two spotlight-abductors appeared. Two female angels stepped out of the beams. The first one had messy dark blue hair with silver streaks in a ponytail, cream white skin, a scar under her left eye, black angel wings, and bruises all over her. She wore a black shirt, a coat that looks like Black Rock Shooter's, knee-length, ripped-up jeans, and blue combat boots. The second angel had messy, neck-length, magenta hair. She had sky blue eyes, pale white skin, and white angel wings. She wore an elbow-length turquoise shirt under a white hoodie with what Pit recognized as a red smash ball on the hood, black jeans, and golden combat boots with a spike on each ankle.
"Hello, Riolus and Dark Angelo," welcomed Palutena. Even though Rio cringed at her real name, both said 'Hi' to the other angels. Pit hugged Dark. Dark blushed. Exo was trying hard to not comment.
The angels equipped their weapons: Exo had the Darkness Bow, Pit with the Meteor Bow, Naughtia had her Orb Staff, Dark had Midnight Sorrow (a deep black, double-handed sword with a diamond embedded in the hilt), and Rio with Blazing Fury (a double handed sword that blazed red, with blades on fire, orange halo circle on the hilt, and the hilt covered in golden velvet and silver ribbons).
The group saw the underworlders blasting away at Skyworld. The angels moved in on the enemies. Our heroes thoroughly kicked the underworld armies butt. The angels destroyed troop after troop, but the monsters kept coming.
"I think this is for freeing Naughtia," Pit said.
"Where was Naughtia imprisoned?" Dark asked.
"I was cursed by Medusa and forced to fight for her in a super powerful black armor suit," Naughtia explained.
"Oh."
"Let's attack the commander then," Exo ordered.
"That sounds like a good idea," agreed Rio.
"I just want to warn you guys," Palutena said, "the commander is Hewdraw."
"You mean the blue pathetic boss that just bounced around in lava? How tough can he be?" Pit said confidently.
"OK…" Palutena said less confidently.
The heroes were tailing Hewdraw when all of the sudden, a burning black colossus rose above the clouds. It was a male God. He was in a purple tunic and he was burning through it. The God had dead plants and poison ivy in a crown instead of laurels. His eyes were tiny nuclear bomb explosions. He was holding a weapon that transformed from a scythe, to a bazooka, to a minigun.
"Hello, Exo," said the God.
"YOU! You're the voice in my head," Exo shouted enraged.
"Yup! By the way, is that all you know about me?" the God asked.
"Um… I think?" Exo said confusedly.
"Oh goody, I think this is actually working," the God said to himself.
"Anyway, I'm your Patron," continued the God.
"You're Mars?" Palutena asked.
"No I'm the bo- I mean yes. See you later angels. I have plans for you Exo," Mars said as he disappeared.
"That was random," Rio said.
"Yeah, you have a psycho for a patron," Naughtia said.
Exo glared at her. He had a strange feeling that he knew Mars from somewhere else.
They finally caught up to Hewdraw.
"Holy shit! He grew more heads," Pit exclaimed.
"How observant," Exo commented.
They flew in front of the heads.
"Hello there!" said the blue head.
"It's snack time!" said the purple head.
"Mm, what tender little morsel." said the pink head.
"We are not pieces of meat!" Pit yelled.
"What did you say?" said pink.
"Technically you are," said purple.
"Just come a little closer," said blue.
"GET READY CUZ IT'S TIME FOR-," the angels started.
"FACE-CRUSHING-DESTRUCTION!" jumbled up the heads.
The heads began to argue.
"Um…" said Dark.
"Just attack them," Palutena said, "By the way, use these special attacks," she handed them each two blue orbs.
"These are extremely powerful special attacks. You only get two. Save them for when it's life or death," Palutena explained.
The heads finally got over there argument and shouted, "EVERYONE SHUT UP AND FOCUS!"
The angels flew circles around Hewdraw. The blue head was destroyed first.
"ACK!" the head screamed as it exploded off its neck and fell to the ground.
"You guys are running out of time," warned Palutena.
"So what do we do smartass?" Naughtia demanded.
"I like this girl's attitude," Exo said to himself.
"I'm readying my Palutena Glam Blaster," replied the Goddess, "When ready, I'll launch it."
After a minute or two more, Rio stabbed the purple one in the nose. This resulted in the purple head exploded and followed the blue one. The pink one was starting to panic.
"The other heads! You have no right!"
"Yeah, okay," Exo replied, rolling his eyes.
"OK, charging complete," Palutena informed the angels, "Activate the Sacred Goddess Clobber laser! IMMAH FIREN MAH LAZOR!"
"Wait wasn't it the glam-," Dark started.
"HOLY SHIT!" the heroes screamed, as a huge laser dropped from the sky and disintegrated the last head and the body of Hewdraw.
The angels were covered in soot. Exo was the first to recover.
"YOU COULD'VE FUCKING KILLED US!" he yelled.
"Do you think I over did it?" the goddess asked trying not to laugh.
"No, do it again. I wasn't looking," Naughtia hissed.
"I think I lost an eyebrow," Pit mumbled.
"Do I smell fried chicken?" Dark asked.
"I think that's us…" Rio murmured.
"Anyway, Hewdraw heads can live without a body. You'll have to go after them," Palutena said. She was ordering take-out for the angels.
Exo was too busy thinking about how close he came to death in the past week to notice the Komaytos.
The seraphim hovered ten feet over the ground looking for the heads.
"Over here!" Rio shouted, seeing a trail.
They followed the trail to a burning town. Our heroes circled the city and then flew over gates.
MIDSTAGE PROGRESS HERP DE DERP HERP DE DERP
The angels skidded to a halt.
"Move out!" Exo cheered.
They moved through a wrecked ally and killed some Gyrazers. The ally opened up into an area with two stairways and two commylooses. Naughtia went up to the first set of stairs and opened the intensity gate while the others killed the commyloosi (?).
"No! Get back here!" was heard from Naughtia's location. A small cute looking cupcake turned the corner and ran into Rio's sword. 1000 hearts shot out of the cupcake. It winked at Rio and teleported away. Exo and Dark had anime eyes.
"AWW! IT"S ADORABLE! WHY'D YA KILL IT?" they said at the same time.
"1. Exo you should have seen your face. 2. I didn't kill it. It teleported away," Rio said wishing she had a camera for Exo's expression. Naughtia just came around the corner, lugging a Hewdraw Club with her.
"Where is it?" she said wild eyed.
"Rio made it teleport," Pit said.
"I wanted to kill," Naughtia said with anger. She explained how it jumped every time it shot and then ran when she tried to tackle it. Rio was nice enough to give her 500 hearts.
The angels kept moving until the encountered a Stackjaw. They fired at it until the laser caught up to them.
"AAH!" they yelled and ran in circles. Finally, Pit dodged and somehow didn't get hurt. He finished the Stackjaw.
"Yeah, *pant, pant* that made sense," Exo said angrily and out of breath.
They went up more stairs and Exo was face to face with a Komayto. He suddenly was lost in memory. He saw a man in white, a robot killing Komaytos, and a word, 'Samus'. He was back and he heard screaming.
"Shoot it!"
"It's not working!"
"Lemme stab it!"
"NO!"
Suddenly there was a pop and Exo felt better.
"Ugh… I feel like something just sucked the life outta me…"
"That's probably because that's what Komaytos do," Palutena said, "Are you okay Exo?"
"Yeah, I just had- yeah I'm fine."
The heroes continued on. Pit and Exo saw a grenade.
"MINE!"
Both dumbasses, sorry heroes, ran to the jump pad. The mother shemun and her children saw the heroes and decided it was lunch time. Rio and Naughtia shot the Shemuns to pieces and Dark grabbed the grenade.
"What's the big deal?" she said as all the angels bounced across the buildings. Exo and Pit only mumbled, 'Bullcrap I shoulda got' and 'Grrr!'.
"Just throw it," Naughtia said. Dark threw it at the Minos and shemun pot.
"AWESOME!" she said after the effects. Rio grabbed the key and they moved on.
"GET DOWN!" Palutena yelled suddenly. The angels dropped without hesitation. The polite purple head crashed through the buildings and flew over the heroes.
"T-thanks, Palutena," Exo said.
The heroes came out into the path leading to the arena. They killed some Miks, but turned and froze. An underworld Merenguay was doing the Cat-daddy.
"I can't …look… away…" Naughtia said. Pit looked like he was straining to raise his arm. After being run down by the Fire Wyrm a few times, Pit's arm was in position and he blasted the monster. Everyone sighed in relief. All five had a glass of a Drink of the Gods. They entered the coliseum.
"I have a present for you guys," Palutena sang. All the angels flinched and prepared for the worse. Suddenly, a pink cloud filled the arena. All the angels started choking and coughing.
"What the hell?" Exo said between coughs. The cloud cleared.
"Was that it," Rio said visibly relaxing. The purple head of Hewdraw fell from the sky.
"RAAAAGH," it roared.
"That was my monster pheromone. It attracts monsters," Palutena said giggling.
"Why do we trust her?" Dark whispered to Naughtia.
"YOU SMELL GOOD! I can't resist!" the head growled.
"That's disgusting," Rio said.
"I just want to cuddle you… to death!" it yelled in response. Pit dealt the final blow and the second head died.
"I hope that you won't use that again" Pit growled.
"Maybe," Palutena said playfully.
The angels ventured on, grabbed some random floor food, and jumped into a sewer.
"Ew," Dark said as she stepped in the 'water'.
"Watch out for those shulms," Palutena said as Exo shot one.
"You are a horrible warning giver," he said while taking a knee in the 'water'.
They finally exited the sewer and got ambushed.
"Watch out! It's an ambush!"
"YEAH OUR AMBUSH!" the angels cheered.
The thoroughly pwnd the underworlder's asses. Even the Merenguay. After 5 minutes.
They walked down the path and casually slayed some monoeyes. After making Drink of the Gods milkshakes, they moved on.
They encountered the final head in a crystal clear lake. It snaked out as they approached.
"So, you killed my brothers?" it asked with curiosity.
"Yup," Pit answered happily.
"Oh thank you so much! NOW I'M FREE!" it roared.
"What makes you so sure about that?" Rio taunted it.
Hewdraw Reborn dived down underwater. The heroes shot at it but they couldn't hit it because it was five feet below the surface. Bullets can't go past five feet.
"Really? Now physics work!" Exo yelled to no one in particular. A floating fire ball hovered above the water. Pit shot it. It dove down like a missile and blew Hewdraw Reborn out of the water. He stared for a second.
"ATTACK!" he yelled. Soon Hewdraw Reborn was covered in slashes.
He snaked back into the water and blew purple fire instead. Pit shot this one, not caring about the color. The ball exploded on the angels. They were all tossed into the air.
"Nice shot, dumbass," Naughtia groaned as she got back up.
"How should I know what the balls of fire do?" he replied.
"Now let's not turn into a Hewdraw," Dark said.
Rio was tag-teaming with Exo while Dark stopped Naughtia from beating up Pit. Exo got trapped under Hewdraw Reborn's tail. He tapped Rio's foot.
"You're in," he gasped. She pulled him out and they dealt the finishing blow.
"Victory!" they shouted.
"That's another one of Medusa's commanders out of the way," Palutena said happily. Hewdraw Reborn started convulsing.
"NO! I'm too pretty to die," it yelled. It sank down and esploded. Yes esploded.
"Too pretty?" Exo said with a raised eyebrow. He hi-fived Rio and helped Dark drag an unconscious Pit to an abductor-spotlight. A smirking Naughtia followed.
Yes! Chapter done. Gororo, bro, just send an OC. What's keeping you from? Anyway, I hope I satisfied WhiteFangWolf's appetite for OC action. Oh yeah, thank you Gnat1 for your Hewdraw head submission. Plz send in your special attacks and the level you want them used on and maybe whom u want it used on. U only get one bcuz the other is bein saved for the final battle. Make em special they are like nukes. Keep readin'!