Hello, hello, hello! Well, just thought I'd let you know that I wasn't expecting so many reviews! –sweatdrop- Well… Thanks, people! –smile- Ahem! On with Hiei's nightmare of Halloween! –insane laughter-

Please note that this is not meant to offend anybody. –bow- Very sorry if there are any midgets that take offense to this…

Disclaimer: In the first chapter, I forgot to say that I did not own the idea for the title… It's from a Naruto website. XD I also do not own the idea of Hiei being teen angst! That was from "Seasons Greetings," by speedo fannypacker! NOT MINE! See…? n.n I also don't own the Lollipop Guild! Or the happy colorful land they lived in! XD

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"No," Hiei mumbled again, beginning to raise his voice.

"Aw… C'mon, Hiei, it'll be fun! You'll get candy…" Kurama told him in a tempting voice.

"Shut up, Kurama. I'm not dressing up," Hiei raised his voice and spoke in a strict tone, hoping to convince Kurama that he wasn't going to dress up for Halloween.

"You can be…" Kurama thought for a moment. "TEEN ANGST!"

"What…?" He shot back in a confused tone.

"Don't worry, just dress normally!"

Halloween night

Hiei walked through the streets, mumbling something about "teen angst." He was slouching, and was in a bad mood, so he was slouching more than usual. The only reason he was doing this was so that he could get hyper… He just felt like it; god! He liked being hyper; it annoyed everybody around him, after all!

"Hello," Hiei heard a high-pitched voice say. He looked around. "No, no, no, no! Down here, fool!" It said. He looked down.

"What the hell are you!" He yelled, backing up immediately.

"Why, one of your own, of course!" It yelled.

A demon…? Hiei thought irrationally. No… That can't be right… "What are you?" He asked.

"A midget! You see, you-"

"NOT ONE WORD!" Hiei yelled. "I am not a stupid little midget, got it? I'm not in the lollipop guild or anything, so scurry off to your colorful happy land!"

"Hey! Not all midgets are like that! Only the gay ones are," the midget mad replied.

"I don't care. I'm not-"

"According to my studies, you are the tallest midget in recorded history!"

"I'm not a midget! I'm vertically challenged!" Hiei yelled, more angrily now.

"You should join us…"

"No!"

"Join us…"

"No possible way."

"Fine then. Be that way…" The midget replied.

"Good. And I will," Hiei mumbled, turning to walk away… but the midget followed. Taking any candy he may have gotten!

"Stupid teen angst!" The midget yelled every time he stole the candy pieces.

BAD END

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XD Is it any good? Well, I hope you enjoyed it!

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I am going to put review responses. Because I do think they're necessary! And it's only a thing over the net. Seriously, people. Why say they're unneeded? HMM?

Xhu- XD Yes, yes… Sounds cool! But I felt the need for somebody to actually type this. Do you not agree? Good job, Kurama… You are a true…

MANLY MAN! XD

LunaP TSB- LunaP: Because it was fun. TSB: -sarcastic- I am innocent! I am, I swear! –shift eyes-

Hieisuperfreak586- Well… Here it is. n.n Hope you enjoyed it.