Disclaimer: I don't own Dragonball z or any of its content I also don't own any music that I may so happen to put in sometimes,but I do own Dylan and Dylan Jr. my friend BlackShadowTheif does own Crystal and I thank her for letting me use her

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This writing means someone is singing

Dylanleon35: *peaks out of corner with all lot of caution looks left and right then tip toes out and begins to whisper to you* hey Leon warriors sorry about the whispering just hiding from the lawyers those guys are just like total stalkers I mean really you forget to take out the trash one time and they immediately just want throw you in prison because of it talk about over exagerating

*Lawyer spots her*

Lawyer: I FOUND HER GUYS PREPARE TO ATTACK!

Dylanleon35: ah crud *begins to run* you'll never catch me alive Lawyers!

Lawyers: resisting is futile! *runs after her armed with hand cuffs and suit cases*

Dylanleon35: That's what you think!

Lawyers: always throw away your trash!

Dylanleon35: I procrastinate give me a break!

Lawyers: that's no excuse!

Dylanleon35:uuuggghh *turns back to you while running* well I'm going to be busy for awhile enjoy the story while I see how many miles I can run with in me(JAZZHANDS)

Chapter 4 I suck at survival

I had groggily awaken from my dreams by a very familiar and slimy friend of mine

Ricky: ribbit

Dylan: *rubs eyes tiredly and yawns* oh sup Rick how you been

He was on my forehead all frog like I guess he must've woke me up when he kept bouncing on my face for some weird reason

Ricky: ribbit

Dylan: hey Ricky why'd you wake me up?

Ricky: ribbit *hops off my face on to the floor*

Dylan: I don't speak frog Ricky sorry *shrugs*

Ricky: ribbit *Hops forward then backwards*

Dylan: (is Ricky trying to communicate with me?) you're trying to tell me something?

Ricky: Ribbit *hops away*

Dylan: do you want me to hop with you?

Ricky: croak *hops forward then backwards*

Dylan: you want me to dance?

Ricky: croak *continues to hop forward then backwards consecutively*

Dylan: OOOOOOHHHH pfft duuhh you want me to do a frog dance is that it?

Ricky: *gives a frustrated croak* (damn it human I need you to follow me I'm trying to save your life!)

Dylan: yeah Ricky I've got no idea what you're saying I'm stumped

Ricky: Ribbit! (If you don't follow me this second you're going to die from blood loss and infection!)

Dylan: hahaha I like it when you make frog sounds its cool Ribbit

Ricky: croak (why are you so dumb!) *begins to hop away*

Dylan: hey Ricky where are you going? Don't leave me your like the only thing I've spoken to that isn't a rock and hasn't tried to kill me yet *tries to follow Ricky but then the pain begins to register all over Dylan's body* Agghh! My everything

I looked down at my own body and I immediately tried my best not to panic I could see the bite marks all over my body and then I started to recall what happened yesterday it wasn't a dream it was real I'm really stuck in a jungle no idea where human life is and was attacked by wolves yesterday and am somehow still alive. I'm really all alone no civilization, no family, no friends, no oneat all. Just rocks, frogs, and wolves to keep me company.

The reality of my situation hit me full force. I had no idea how to survive alone no help or anyone at all to save me no idea how to find my home or hospital or anything at all. It was just me and a whole lot of dangerous animals and monsters stuck in a Huge Jungle or forest to be honest I couldn't really tell maybe both but I still began to fill up with panic and despair and my eyes began to get watery

Dylan :( I'mgoing to die out here…)

I thought helplessly.

Dylan: (It doesn't matter how or when I'm going to die before anyone rescues me or before I even find anyone else to help me with the problems I'm dealing with in my brain. I mean I'm probably going to die today by blood loss with all these bite marks on me.I'm dead I'm so so dead)

I couldn't remember the last time I'd ever felt so scared before.

Dylan: (I don't want to die not like this...not like this)

I was abruptly taken out of my thoughts when Ricky gave a pretty loud croak trying to get my attention. I turned to him he still looked the same. Only he seemed to be making a pretty annoyed look on his face if frogs could do that. I starred at Ricky and he starred back at me.

Ricky: Ribbit (you coming or not?)

*I smiled at Ricky*

Ricky: Ribbit (oh my fly did she finally understand me?!)

Dylan: hehehe Ribbit

Ricky: Croak (nope still an idiot)

Dylan: (Calm down Dylan. Not a very good way to start a morning.I need to stop thinking these negative thought. I'm gonna be okay I did fine for like a day who says I can't do well today. I'm gonna survive I'm gonna find civilization and I will go back home and see a doctor to gain back my sanity and when I do I'll sure have a really great hot steaming sausage story to tell Crystal and everyone when I get back. I mean how hard can it be to survive in a jungle without no experience at all easy right?)

Ricky: Croak (you know what screw this die for all I care I tried to help you but your just too damn dumb to even listen to a word I'm saying) *begins to hop away*

Dylan: hey Ricky wait up! I just got attacked by wolves can you at least just hang on a sec!

Ricky: Croak (oh "nooow" she understands me)

I began to try and lift myself to my feet but with all the blood I had already lost I began to feel so weak and tired and the pain wasn't helping much either especially from my leg. I didn't even wanna look at what the damage those wolves did to it. I felt it best not to find out if I'll ever be able to walk again or not so I tried my best to not look at it and concentrate on at least standing up but with the damage to both my legs the only thing left I had going for me was crawling. I guess the first task that I had to do today was to find at least some medical supplies or anything that'll prevent me from dying of blood loss. I began to try and unwrap myself from my cheetah blanket and grabbed Dylan Jr. stuck him in my pajama shirt nice and securely thinking there's no way I'm leaving you behind and began to use my arms and crawl as best I could towards Ricky. It took me awhile to figure it out but I guessed the guy was gonna take me somewhere safe to help me out and I know what you're thinking it's a frog how the huckleberry pie is a frog gonna know what to do they don't know much it's a frog what are you expecting out of a frog! But you see I got this thing called faith in friendship even if that friend is a frog I'm going to put all my faith into it and I had few other options to go with so I went with the one that seemed the most logical to me. Anyway while I was crawling after Ricky to where ever the guy was leading me and I tell you it wasn't easy when you are losing blood and keep getting very painful jolts from your entire body you've gotta take a break every now and then and I took a lot if you don't take any breaks while going through that my bcaon dude you are just something else and that something is super human. Anyway as I said a long time ago I don't got much upper body strength so this is very difficult for me but I was literally crawling for my life so I wasn't just about to give up but I can't say I wasn't thinking about doing it but, I kept telling myself you can do it stay alive you're not gonna die today and also Ricky was encouraging me too he kept on croaking a lot

Ricky: Croak Ribbit Croak Croak (come on! your taking forever if you don't move any faster you're gonna die sooner than you think! Oh don't tell me your taking another break! Man you need to work out more did you know that there's this magical place to get stronger and healthier it's called the gym! Oh now you decide to keep going ugh my tadpoles can crawl better than you and they don't even have legs!)

I had no idea what he was croaking on about but I'm sure it was very encouraging. However encouraging frog pep talks can only drive you so far. I kept on crawling as hard as I could but from all the blood I had already lost and the pain my body was giving I really felt like I was dying and I mean it my body was LITERALLY BEING A BROCCOLI AND DYING! Even with all the encouraging words Ricky was giving me I just couldn't keep going on I had to stop and take a long break this time. I was done there's only so much this crawling depends on your life kind of crawling I can take and I couldn't crawl no more. I felt my head thud to the ground causing me to let out a painful agh sound I mean moving just any part of my body caused my body to give me painful jolts and while a I laid there exhausted Ricky was still giving me encouraging pep talks what a great froggy friend.

Ricky: croak "ribbit" croak croak (Oh no don't you dare give me that "oh I'm dying I can't go on any more" because that is just complete toad shit you do not just make me waist most of my frog life time on you just to watch you die because if you do I swear I will go to the deepest darkest holes of frog swamp hell and I will make you-) croak! Ribbit! Croak! RIBBIT CROAK CROAK RIBBIT! CROAK!

Seriously the dude just wouldn't stop encouraging me. I guess this guy really cares about me a lot. I still didn't continue crawling to tired and weak and I also didn't want inflict anymore painful movements on my body I was pretty sure I was never going to walk again or even live any longer I was probably a minute away before I fell and died of blood loss. It sucks dying from blood loss it's so slow and painful you can literally feel the life being drained out of you and you can do nothing to stop it but just wait for the end. I didn't notice but if you saw me you would compare me to the color of a kimono girls face because that's how white and pale I was. I'm serious those girls faces are as white as well...my body when I'm dying if blood loss. So I just laid there unmoving trying to think of nothing in particular making my mind go into dozing mode. My mind was a complete blank I just closed my eyes and tried to calm down my breaths for some odd reason it was getting harder for me to even take in a breath of fresh air and even though every time I tried to I still got painful jolts coming from my chest. I tried to stay as calm as I could blocking out any thoughts trying to enter me and relax.

Then I started to realize how soothing the environment sounds were. I heard Ricky croaking some birds wings flap to the rhythm of the leaves rustling from the blowing wind and match perfectly to the sounds of a stream nearby it calmed me down that I honestly felt like sleeping with the knowledge of knowing I probably wouldn't wake up but I honestly didn't even want to be awake and face this pain anymore than I had to. I mean I'm dying of blood loss might as well be asleep so it won't be anymore painful than it needs to be. I continued to listen to the sounds of the environment finding them soothing. I especially liked the sound the stream was giving off it made me think about a samurai shrine. I started to realize how thirsty I was man what I wouldn't give for at least some drink of that stream. I wonder if Ricky lives there if he does good for him at least he won't have to die from thirst something you don't want to go through I've been there and done that it's not pretty. I wonder if that's where he was trying to take me probably not I mean why would he take me to a stream. He was probably trying to take me to the nearest hospital not a stream what's a stream going to do to help me? Probably just make my thirst go away and wash away the dirt and blood of my clothes to not cause infection and maybe even have some vines or something nearby growing out of it to patch up my leg and keep my blood in me and maybe even some people nearby drinking from that stream probably near some camp that's got a ton of food and maybe a doctor. Yeah probably just those things that are very crucial to my life.

Dylan: ...(very crucial to my life...)*sighs tiredly*

Ricky: CROAK RIBBIT CROAK!

Stream: *stream flowing sound*

Dylan's Stomach: grrooowwwll

...it hit me like a punch to my brain...

Dylan: OH MY BACON IM RAVIOLI!

Ricky: RIBBIT!? croak (AAHH!? oh my fly you scared the flies out of me why'd you yell while I was yelling you can't do that I swear I'm going to-)

Dylan: Ricky! Ricky! Ricky! I don't know if you can understand English but please lead me to that stream nearby my life depends on it!

Ricky: Croak Croak (don't you interrupt me while I talk human. I swear if I wasn't the greatest nicest frog I would have already left you to die a long time ago and another thing-)

Dylan: Ricky I have no idea what the jalapeño sauce you are saying but I'll take that as a yes so bounce like a tiggor from Winnie the Pooh away to my salvation! Onward my fellow froggy friend!

Ricky: Croak (you can't tell me what to do I'm going home) *begins to hop toward the direction of the stream*

I immediately began crawling as fast as I could saying things like

Dylan: spaghetti spaghetti spaghetti spaghetti! SPAGHETTI! SPAGHETTI THIS HURTS LIKE A BURRITO!

(A/N If you have no idea what she's saying just replace those foods with s**t and b**Ch)

Ricky was giving me some motivational drive along the way he always seemed to keep croaking at me.

Ricky: Croak! Croak! Croak! (Stop following me! I'm not helping you anymore! Leave me be you stupid human!)

I admit there were times where I really really wanted to stop but everytime I felt like I couldn't go on the stream just continued to sound louder and louder I was so close so very close that I was worried if I stopped now I wouldn't continue onward anymore. It hurt and I mean it hurt that I just stopped food cussing all together and kept giving off ragid breaths it kept getting harder and harder for me to breath and my heart kept on pounding against my chest trying to get as much little blood I had left over flowing through my body.

For a while I started doubting that I would make it in time but hey what can I say I always get things wrong. When I felt like I was gonna pass out from pain guess what happened I found the stream. I know right what a miracle.

When I reached the stream before I even started to take care of myself I just had to collapse on the floor and take a rest. I could tell I really needed some medical attention but when you're dying from blood loss and you force yourself to follow a frog all the way to a stream with a terrible leg injury without stopping to catch your breath you must be and I quote again super human. Even though I was taking a break instead of just making me feel any better it just seemed to be wasting time and letting me lose more and more blood so that even though all I wanted to do was just lay down and try to breath properly but that wasn't going to happen anytime soon unless I got proper medical attention or at least to breath fudging properly. I tried to sit myself up and lay at least half of my body especially my legs into the stream to wash of the dirt and grime and blood off of me. It was painful and tiring but I managed turns out the stream was deeper than I thought so I tried not to fall into the lake afraid that if I slipped in I'd drown again and I didn't want to go through that experience again. It was during this process that I saw the full damage on my leg and it was enough to make me want to throw up all the leftover fruit I ate yesterday. I could literally see a part of my leg bone and the inside of my flesh my suspicions were confirmed it was very unlikely for me to ever have a chance to walk straight or even walk at all ever again. I processed this information and I started to fill up with despair I couldn't believe that I was never going to walk again.

Dylan: well…this is some rotten pizza (better than dying I guess)

I tried not to think about the unfortunate event that happened to my leg and at least just tried to concentrate on tending to the injuries I had gotten and not die. However to my disappointment there were no vines or some sort of rope or bandages nearby for me to patch up my legs I hoped at least maybe the stream had some sort of effect on my blood loss and at least stopped it or slowed it down. I didn't feel like thinking about my situation anymore honestly I just felt like giving up what more could I do? I laid my back down on the ground and just closed my eyes. I had already cleaned up all the dried blood and dirt off of my body or as much as I could anyway to prevent me from dying of infection even got a drink of water from the stream to help my thirst go away even though that was the least of my problems right now. I was still in pain but I think the water from the stream was quite soothing not as good as a bag of ice but hey I'm not complaining.

Ricky: Ribbit (alright you followed me home so now what? You know you can't stay here forever this is my territory so you better not stay long or I'll make sure you'll never go to another stream again)

Dylan: What do I do now? (guess I'll just right myself a note)

I woke up survived a sleep after attacked by wolves terrible leg damage losing a lot of blood need a hospital my new friend Ricky the frog helped me find a stream a terrible painful crawl cleaned my wounds still hurts A LOT don't know what to do or where to go or how I'm going to live if I write another note I lived somehow.

When I finished typing I honestly had no idea what to do next. I couldn't really think of anything else so I just decide to listen to some music to help my train of thought sense it was really the only thing that I could do that wasn't painful. I took Dylan Jr. out of my pajama shirt and started to play the song Katy Perry sang which was called Roar.

(A/N why don't you all sing along just a thought)

Dylan: I used to bite my tongue and hold my breath scared to rock the boat and make a mess so I sat quietly, agreed politely I guess that I forgot I had a choice I let you push me past the breaking point I stood for nothing so I fell for everything

You held me down, but I got up Already brushing off the dust you hear my voice, you hear that sound Like thunder gonna shake the ground You held me down, but I got up Get ready cause I've had enough I see it all, I see it now I got the eye of the tiger, a fighter, dancing through the fire Cause I am a champion and you're gonna hear me ROAR Louder, louder than a lion Cause I am a Champion and you're gonna hear me ROAR

Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh

I don't know why but the song just seemed to pump me up and encourage me like it was literally speaking to me telling me to not give up and except my fate. I knew that I couldn't give up now. I had to keep striving to the very end until I knew that I did everything that I could. It didn't matter if the situation I was in seemed impossible, even though it really did seem that way, I knew that I couldn't stop now. My friend Crystal would be cheering me on telling me to not give up and I know Crystal would never give up in a situation no matter how hard it was. I had to get back up and show the world that I could do it I WILL NOT DIE!

You're gonna hear me ROAR now I'm floating like a butterfly stinging like a bee I earned my stripes I went from zero, to my own hero You held me down but I got up Already brushing off the dust you hear my voice, you hear that sound like thunder gonna shake the ground you held me down but I got up get ready cause I've had enough I see it all, I see it now I got the eye of the tiger, a fighter, dancing through the fire cause I am a champion and you're gonna hear me ROAR Louder, louder than a lion cause I am a champion and you're gonna hear me ROAR

Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh

You're gonna hear me ROAR

Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh

you'll hear me ROAR

oh oh oh oh oh oh

you're gonna hear me ROAR…

Dylan: (Nothings gonna stop me NOTHING! Bring it on world show me what you got because I am NOT! Going to give up not now or ever again! You hear that world! Dylan Leon is ready for anything. Now hear me ROAR!)

Dylan: Roar-or

Roar-or

Roar-or

Roar-or

?: ROOOAAARRR!

The music I had completely stopped because I had stopped it by accident when I got startled from whatever made that loud and I mean LOUD Roar. Deep down inside I had a pretty good idea what it was already but, a part of me still had a little hope left in me that made me think maybe that was me?

I turned around slowly and it only confirmed my suspicions right there at that moment I saw a really huge striped tiger nope not a lion a tiger. How could I tell? Do lions have stripes? From what I've seen no. Do tigers have stripes? Yup they were the color black. Did it have a mane? No which leads me to the conclusion that it was a tiger. Either way that still didn't change the matter that I was flipping out pretty badly. This tiger was way and I mean waaaay worse than the wolf pack I faced the other day. It was huge and I mean HUGE! Like from what I've seen at zoo's tigers are NOT supposed to be that fudging big. It was like the size of an elephant something you'd like see in a cartoon. I had no idea what to do at all.

Dylan: oh my Garbanzo cheese…

I stayed there frozen in fear why? I'll give you two reasons number one is IT'S A TIGER! THAT'S RIGHT! IF YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED YET THERE IS A VERY HUNGRY AND DANGEROUS TIGER! AND IF YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED THAT TIGER YET! WELL YOU BETTER GET YOURSELF OUT OF THAT NOCHO CHEESE DIP! BECAUSE THAT TIGER AIN'T NO VEGATARIAN AND IS ABOUT TO CHOW DOWN ON A VERY UNDER COOKED HUMAN KNOWN AS DYLAN! I AM GOING BANANA'S! It's a fudging tiger don't tell me you wouldn't be afraid or shaking in fear if you were in its presence HAH! I don't think so. Oh and the second reason is…well…I really didn't have much of a choice in running away from it now did I?

Tiger: growls

Dylan: *gulps*…uh hiiii

I didn't know much else to say to an animal that was going to kill me. Give me a break what could I have said that would make my situation any better.

Tiger: ROOAAARRR!

Dylan: *covers ears* (holy macaroni that tiger is loud!)

Tiger: grrrragghh!

Now you may probably might've scream and called for help just like any other normal person when you face a tiger or just simply stay quiet and play dead and hope it goes away or something that just might maybe even help you or do things that were probably way more reasonable than what I do when I'm panicked or frozen in fear. You see when I am faced with a very frightening or scary situation I panic and when I'm panicked I talk and I will keep talking. Why? I just do and I talk really fast when I am panicked or am freaked out. If you are the person I am talking to when I am panicked you won't even need to talk back because I will make a conversation with myself about you until I am no longer scared or until you tell me to shut my pie because I will say anything an I mean ANYTHING! That pops into my head. However that defense mechanism is not the best when you are faced with a very hungry big loud and dangerous tiger. This is how the conversation went.

Dylan: well uh hi there you probably don't understand me but uh my name is Dylan Leon I don't know what your name is but, can I call you Leonardo yes? No? I don't know? hahaha that's a name from a ninja turtle did you know that probably didn't hahaha and I know what you're thinking dude oh look a helpless human that smells like meat is sitting right next to a stream that seems like she can't get away hahahaha yeah you probably want to eat and kill me right now don't you hahahaha but here's why you can't do that because I don't want to die and getting eaten by you would be really painful and I'm already going through enough pain as it is and getting gobbled up by a tiger hahaha well that's probably going to be super-duper painful so can you please let this one slide I mean there's a tree filled with yummy fruit not too far from here just follow my blood trail and you'll find the fruit in no time at all hahahaha I'm not tasty at all I'd taste like Frog legs no offence Ricky hahahaha please don't eat me do you like pie I like pie and cake definitely not humans with injured legs hahaha are you checking me out? because you got that eye of the tiger if you know what I'm saying HAHAHA YOU PROBABLY DON'T AND STILL JUST WANT TO EAT ME DON'T YOU HAHAHAHA-

Tiger: ROOAARRR!

That must've been tiger language for shut your pie because I immediately stopped talking to scared to even talk anymore. The tiger looked at me all I'm hungry like the wolf tiger like and I looked back at it eyes all panicked and full off fear like the perfect prey should. I immediately braced myself for what was about to happen next. The tiger took a huge leap towards me and I did the only thing that seemed to me the greatest plan in the world. I shouted all panic like

Dylan: SAVE ME DYLAN JR.!

and shoved Dylan Jr. in front of me like a protective shield. Why? Because that's how I roll son! Also and the thing that happened next would be just one of those oh my god I can't believe it worked! Kind of moments. You see I'd like to say it was because of my skills but, it really wasn't I literally thought I was going to die and had nothing going through my mind except oh my pepperoni! I'm going to get eaten by a tiger and just thrust Dylan Jr. out of sheer instinct to cover myself with something to stop the oncoming death approaching me. I know I know you heartless human being! How could you thrust out Dylan Jr. like that! I'm sorry I truly really am to you guys and to Dylan Jr. but come on! I was about to get eaten by a tiger and I quote a FUDGING TIGER! The awesome thing was it worked How? You ask well it had nothing to do with skills that's for sure. You see as soon as I thrust Dylan Jr. out the sunlight was at the perfect height to shine on him and reflect its blinding light off of his screen. I know what you're thinking oh! It blinded the tiger and you got away to safety hahahaha yeah no. You see that would make way more sense then what actually happened you see the tiger noticed the light but, it didn't get blinded instead it seemed to get attracted to it why? I have no idea maybe it's because its apart of the cats family who knows why but the tiger just seemed to be drawn to it like a cat does to one of those laser toys and leaped over me and followed as if it were some kind of prey. Tried to catch it with its huge tiger like paws like any cat would but, it took me like an entire minute to finally open my eyes and process the situation. I was like did I die is this the afterlife? Then I realized the tiger crawling at the light reflected by Dylan Jr. I blinked a couple times my mind not processing what was happening in front of me and when it finally did I was like

Dylan: oh my artichoke you have gotta be kidding me really?

Tiger: grrrggaagh

I couldn't believe a tiger was getting distracted by a simple reflection of light one part of me was like I can't believe I survived because a tiger was distracted by light wow *sighs* and another part of me was like OH MY BACON! I CAN'T BELIEVE I SURVIVED BECAUSE A TIGER WAS DISTRACTED BY LIGHT WOW! Of course when the tiger got to close to the light I moved it away to keep it stalling as long as I could. I was both intimidated and confused and relived and slightly awing at how cute this was. You may be like how is this cute you were just about to die by this tiger! I know I know but come on! It's a tiger following light like it's an enemy how the beef is this not cute. I mean it's like a cat only bigger and more deadly but still cute I couldn't help but be entertained by it. After doing this for a straight thirty seconds thinking awww so cute! Then realizing oh my Chicken flavored stew I'm playing with a tiger aren't I *sigh* GET YOURSELF TOGETHER GIRL! I needed to find a way to get out of this situation but I had no idea what to do I couldn't crawl away from it by putting holding Dylan Jr. at a perfect light angle to distract at the same time while I crawled away I would NOT! Leave him behind. I couldn't keep distracting this thing all day and when night time would come by later on I was officially tiger meat. So I had very little options but just stall time and hope for a miracle. Yup all I had left was to hope for a miracle…yeah I'm officially tiger chow.

Dylan: ( Don't be a donut Dylan! Think think what would Katy Perry do?...Tame the tiger maybe?) *takes a glance at the tiger then at herself* (Nope)

Ricky: ribbit ribbit ( is it gone?)

I turned my head to see Ricky secretly hiding behind a bush growing out of the stream looking all scared if a frog could look scared. I completely forgot about the guy with the tiger situation going on. Then an idea formed in my mind that was crazy it would never but I am not the best person to go to for plans and this was the first thing that seemed to come to mind and I went with it yolo right?

Dylan: psst Ricky I need your help man- I mean Frog

Ricky: Ribbit (oh your still here what do you want? Can't you see I'm trying to avoid the giant blood thirsty tiger)

Dylan: Ricky I've got a plan here's what I need you to do hop to the nearest animal control place act like a frog with rabies make them chase after you don't get caught lead them here so that they can save me from Leonardo and make sure I don't die today I'll try and distract Leonardo for as long as I can until I pass out from blood loss which is probably only seconds from happening so you better hop faster than you have ever hopped before in your life got it Ricky?

Ricky: Ribbit Croak Ribbit (That is by far the stupidest plan I have ever heard of I am out of here so long Dylan but I'm not as retarded as people claim frogs to be there is no way In frog swamp hell that I'm staying here with that ferocious beast) *begins to hop away*

Dylan: Thanks Ricky! You're the best frog Friend I've ever had!

Ricky: *pauses in his hops*(I'm sorry Dylan...) *continues to hop away*

Dylan: Oh my grapes I feel like I'm gonna be sick...nope that's just me dying *laughs pathetically*(hurry Ricky your my only hope!)

I tried distracting the Tiger for as long as I could not letting my arms drop for a second even though they felt heavier than my brother and he IS HEAVY! But I still kept trying to hold out waiting for Ricky to come back with help it was a miracle for how long I actually lasted holding up Dylan Jr. He may not weigh a lot but in my hands at that moment he felt like thirty pounds not that I could ever left something that heavy remember this girl got no muscle in these weak arms. Anyway after like maybe like I don't know five minutes or less I couldn't really tell I just had to drop him and collapse to the ground my arms and well everything was just too weak and painful and well...dying too so well can you blame me for not holding it up any longer.

I could hear the mad growl it the tiger gave off it was annoyed that it didn't get to catch its escaping prey in time and then just suddenly disappear on it. I mean I could literally and I'm totally serious on this one see its hungry eyes look over on my weak and bloody body it was scary and I just couldn't help but imagine how this was how food felt like every time it was time for dinner and I couldn't help but feel sorry for it I had never felt more like a steak in my entire life...well I at least can't remember the last time I ever felt like that before. I didn't see the tiger strutting it's way over to me getting ready to pounce again I was too tired and weary to even move my head towards it but I could feel its loud stomping steps on the ground it was literally shaking so I could tell it was heading closer and closer in my direction. I was panting so hard the black spots I was seeing were getting darker and darker and when I tried to blink them away they just wouldn't go my life was slipping away little by little I didn't like it one bit I was both terrified and in pain so it's kind of hard to really think of anything that would help me out not that there was any way possible for me to survive this on my own.

Dylan: *pant pant pant* ow (everything hurts I'm exhausted and I can see black geez "I wonder why this is sooo familiar" ugh man I guess sour fruit isn't gonna bail me out of this problem)

Tiger: grrragrr!

Dylan: (I guess I'm really am dead for sure this time oh well sorry everyone guess I didn't try hard enough)

Tiger: RAGH! *pounces*

Dylan: (I wonder if there's bacon in the afterlife?)

I was waiting for the pounce for the heavy weight to crush my broken body to feel the sweet warmth of death come upon my soul and rise up to the world beyond but it never came. Instead I saw some sort of blur pass by my vision so quickly it was as if it was never even there to begin with and the speed so fast it made its own breeze brush on my skin. I heard a loud grunt of pain and a huge crash as if something was pushed into a tree harshly and then I heard some grunts and growls faintly reach my ears and I felt the ground start to shake even more violently than it was before

Dylan: (w-what's happening?)

I was wondering why it didn't kill and gobble me up yet and why I was still alive why did it stop? Or what stopped it? Everything was spinning the colors that weren't covered with black in my vision got even darker and became even more blurry than they were before I was losing my consciousness by the second I was going to pass out any minute now I could feel it. Only a few seconds had passed but the shaking had immediately stopped and the grunts I heard quieted down. I could hear the faint sound of footsteps start to head my way hastily and then I could feel them stop right next to my bloody body. I didn't want to turn or even move at all to see who it was afraid that if I did the effort would make me lose consciousness. I then could feel something go under my back and behind my knees and the feeling of the hard ground was gone against my body and replaced with just the sensation of something lifting me to the air above. The movement was slow and seemed to try and be gentle but I couldn't help but let out a grunt of pain from the slight movement. I thought I heard some sort of mumble of a sorry and maybe more words after that but I couldn't make anything else out about what else this person was saying to me.

Who was lifting me?

I tried my best to focus my eyes and get a clear view of who ever had me in their arms but my vision was to blurry and black and the only thing that I think I was able to make out was a blurry peach colored face and a distinct look of some wild black spiky hair after figuring that out my vision went completely black and I blacked out.

Dylanleon35: *pant pant pant* kami I need to go to a gym *pant pant pant turns around and then eyes widen*OH COME ON HOW DO YOU GUYS KEEP CHASING ME!

Lawyers: Hah! We work out and are great athlete runners! How do you think we are able to talk so much for really long times during trials

Dylanleon35: That's it *collapses on to the ground* I think I'm going to die *tries to make face go back to normal color instead of blue* My legs can't go on *pant pant pant* any longer *pant pant pant* I feel like I'm dying *pant*

Lawyers: *catch up* HAHAHA! Now we shall show you what happens to criminals who don't take out their trash!

Dylanleon35: AT LEAST LET ME GET MY BREATH BACK! *pant pant pant* My lungs feel like they're going to collapse!

Lawyers: Nope *about to handcuff Dylanleon35 until*

Dylanleon35: *gains some breath break*I mean is it even a crime for you to not take out your trash I mean how IS THAT ILLEGAL!

Lawyers: it's not

Dylanleon35: THEN WHY ARE YOU ARRESTING ME! *gets up angrily*

Lawyers: we weren't we were just wondering how long it would take you to notice

Dylanleon35: WHAT!

Lawyers: took you long enough we are amazed at how long it took you

Dylanleon35: I-I B-but you were and I was *growls angrily*ALL OF MY HATE! *takes out water gun*

Lawyers: W-what are you doing y-you can't do that you'll be trialed for murder!

Dylanleon35: HAHAHA! LETS SEE HOW MUCH MONEY YOU'LL SPEND ON DRY CLEANING THOSE EXPENSIVE SUITS AFTER THIS! HAPPY NEW YEARS YOU SONS OF DEMONS! BWAHAHAHA! *starts to soak lawyers suits*

Lawyers: *runs away into the distance* We will get you one day Dylanleon35!

Dylanleon35: *turns back to Leon warriors* Well now that they're gone I can finally talk to you guys in peace anyway before I forget HAPPY NEW YEARS EVERYONE! I wish you all a great 2015 and thank you for reading this chapter hhhmm I wonder who is this mysterious person who has rescued Dylan from being tiger chum *grins*as if it weren't obvious enough I like how I ended it don't you guys agree can't wait for chapter four now cant yah hahaha anyway I wish you all a another great New years Day and have a happy rest of the year (JAZZHANDS)