Ass-U-Me-Ing
Summary: Allen Walker is a grim reaper who ends up falling for the mortal and 'helpless' Kanda Yuu. However, while Kanda is a mortal he may be stronger than Allen thinks... very, very slow Yullen AreKan
Warnings: Slight Tyki/Rhode? O.o I don't think so, but my view of their characters may be different from yours. maybe OOC
Sorry for not updationg for a while (a few days lol) but today I wouldn't let myself go on the computer until I finished the next chapter, so here you are!
Not beta'd
I don't own D. Gray-man
Chapter Four: Black Slash Cherries
I whirl around, opening the chain lock and slamming open the door with record speed, I begin to chase after Lavi. No clue where the Beansprout has disappeared to.
"F*cking Rabbit! Give back my sword!"
Allen watched as Lavi led the rampaging annoyance down the hall. He laughed as the two of them jumped out the door he and Lavi had used to get in, Kanda(he really had to find a better way to address him - preferably without swears) yelling out profanities all the while.
Then Allen turned and walked back into the room. It was a good thing he had a key. Mentally berating himself for letting his name for Kanda slip earlier, he set out to explore the room. It was a fairly decent-sized place, more like an apartment with a main room with a kitchen attached near the entrance, and a slight hallway that led to three more rooms.
One of these rooms turned out to be a bathroom, and - Allen couldn't help but laugh - It seemed that Kanda owned butterfly hair clips. The other two rooms were bedrooms. The first one was pretty bare, and Allen quickly left when he realized it belonged to his new roommate. The second room, however, proved to have been rarely used and he immediately knew it was going to be his own new room. It had a single twin mattress over a basic wooden frame as well as a simple desk, but that was all. The window didn't even have curtains on it. Allen decided that he had better get unpacked and make the place look more homey.
Walking over to a stack of boxes right next to what he presumed to be a closet, he opened the first one (they were all unlabeled, as the pricks in the company were horrible at organizing). The first thing he pulled out was a giant, fabric... something. Rather than trying to identify it, he put it aside and picked up what was laying beneath it: a laptop. Allen grinned. This was more like it.
Promptly pushing his unpacking aside, he closed the door and sat down on his carpet. Opening the laptop, he was surprised to see that it was actually a quite nice design, one that he might have chosen for himself. Next to the keyboard the usual stickers that would mark the feature had been taken off, and somehow(Allen wasn't sure) they had managed to install an extra USB port, as well as making the entire laptop a simple silver color.
Allen pressed the 'on' button and waited for it to load. Response was instantaneous, and all of a sudden Tyki's face filled the screen. He seemed to be eating a sandwich. Said person - no - being glanced towards the camera (or whatever it was taping him) and seemed to notice Allen staring at him confusedly. Holding a hand over his mouth, he said,
"Hey, Rhode! He's made it." as he gestured with one hand away from the screen. Rhode quickly appeared next to Tyki.
"Y'know, eating with your mouth full looks really bad," she smirked. Tyki smiled in response.
"Oh, but you're the only one who ever sees me doing that." Allen stared at the two, then sighed.
"Would the two of you stop flirting and explain how in the hell this vacation is gonna work?" Tyki gasped in mock indignation.
"You think Rhode and I are flirting? We'd never do such a thing, right sweetie pie?" He said, laughter in his eyes as he turned towards the girl and added the nickname. Rhode smiled in return.
"Of course not, Tyki-kins." Tyki glared, then sighed in defeat.
"Okay, you win this time." Allen rolled his eyes at the two.
"Mind explaining why you couldn't just take me to the school?" He asked. Tyki smiled.
"Simple. No one would believe we were your guardians, and also it's boring. We're perfectly satisfied talking to you through video." Allen blinked.
"Speaking of which, why are you on video chat? The last time I checked, heaven didn't have internet. Or laptops." Tyki sighed.
"Well, isn't it obvious we aren't in heaven then? Here, Rhode, take the laptop and show him the cafe," he looked back at Allen and added, "They have these amazing croissants, too bad you can't try some." Allen sighed. He really wished Tyki would stop talking about food with him. It was hard to work while thinking about what you were missing.
"We're in a pretty nice cafe that happens to be located in a town near your school."
"Great. Now tell me about how my job will work," Allen deadpanned. Tyki sighed.
"Alright. You'll get a list of about five people that you'll have to bring every night, not to heaven but to a meeting spot, as you can't go back and forth to heaven every day. Luckily, there are quite a few means of transportation once you leave the school, as well as a hospital district nearby, so you won't have to run around too often." he stated.
"And how will I receive the list?"
"You have been provided with two emails, a school email and a personal one. Wait a second - We'll get a private room and give you the information." Allen watched as the screen turned black and sound stopped coming from the speaker. He noticed the strange cloth he had found earlier and decided,
I should probably ask them about that as well.
The screen flickered back to life as Tyki's face appeared once again.
"Okay. I'm going to give you your account name and password now. Are you ready?" Allen held up a finger.
"Wait. I need to get a pen and paper." Tyki shook his head.
"Don't write this down. You can write down your school email but we can't risk anyone reading your personal one." Allen stared.
"Why would anyone want to do that? I can tell when people are planning something." Tyki sighed.
"Listen. Just... Don't, okay? You may be able to tell, but sometimes people don't plan these things, and we can't have a human get their hands on a list of who's to die." Allen rolled his eyes.
"Fine," he said, still planning to write down the information later. He couldn't afford to forget. "What is it?" Tyki began.
"For your school email, your username will be allen_walker and your password is 314159. As for you personal email, the user is blackslashcherries and the password will be 84it6ho5t5. Feel free to change either, but don't make the password too easy, please. Allen nodded. Then he held up the black cloth from before.
"Mind telling me what this is?" He heard Rhode'd muffled laughter. Tyki's smile was slowly growing.
"Oh, that? Well, we figured that since that's what mortals seem to think the Grim Reaper wears, you could have some fun and scare them by showing up in the tattered robes. We also have a skull mask in one of the boxes if you want." Allen glared.
"Never! Are you crazy, I'm trying to fit in!" The other two grinned.
"Okay then, no need to shout~ Anyway, we've got to go, but if you need help, just open video chat in your personal email. If we aren't busy, we'll be on." The two's image disappeared, leaving a normal desktop screen. Allen closed it and sighed. He'd check his email later, as he needed to unpack now. But first...
Allen started opening boxes frantically, looking for a pen and pad to write down what he'd learned.
How do they expect me to remember those types of random passcodes?
Thanks for waiting guys. Yes, Allen's passcodes are pie and baitghosts.
By the way, I wrote a drabble and I'm going to shamelessly plug it here. It's called Orientational Discrepancies and you can read it here [fanfiction dot net]/s/8346025 or it's on my page as well. Please take a look and tell me what you think, it's only 150 words! I'm going to try and improve my writing now, so if you see areas in which I could do better, please tell me! Also, for the next chapter I want to write about a dinner together, but I don't know what perspective to use(I'm leaning towards third person again, what do you think?)
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