Heathertail: And we're back to Wheel of Torture! When we last left off, Ashfur had died. Jayfeather has purchased a new stick at Mal-Wart, and all is well in the universe.

Random Clan Cat: She didn't show us Ashfur's death!

Another Clan Cat: Yeah, and we didn't get to see what Jayfeather did!

More Cats Together: *start to groop together* Yeah! *shouting now* We didn't get to see anything! Get her! *start to advance on Heathertail*

Heathertail: Now, wait, you guys... We have young viewers! *start to back up toward the wheel*

Willowshine: Umm, guys, take it easy! *backs up with Heathertail*

Angry Mob: *forces them onto wheel and spins it*

Heathertail: AAAAHHHH!!!!!! *screams, but only in rage*

Willowshine: Argh! Lemmegooooooooo!

Lionblaze and Breezepelt: Chhhaaaaaaaaaarrgggeeeeeeee! *rush in at the mob*

Heathertail: Uh oh... We've stopped... What did we land on?

Willowshine: *looks down* Ummm, Ack! We landed on... *passes out*

Lionblaze and Breezepelt: *realize that they are outnumbered and surrender*

Mob: Fulfill what they have landed on! Fulfill! Fulfill! Pack Pack Kill Ki- wait, that's not our lines... Oh well. Let's do it! *rush at the two, grab them, and whisper things into Heathertail's ear while giving smelling salts to Willowshine.

Heathertail: Finds Blackstar in crowd. *sighs and crouches low* Will you be my mate?

Blackstar: Why, Heathertail, I don't know what to say! Uh, yes, I will! *nodds head vigourisly*

Heathertail: *gags* Oh... Good. *throws up* Sorry, just nerves...

Willowshine: Hmm... wha? Egad! Never!!!!!

Mob: *prods at Willowshine with claws*

Willowshine: Fine! No need for that! *growls under breath* Rasum-frasum-fiddle-fasum... *finds Barkface in crowd* Barkface, will you be my mate? *grrr*

Barkface: Dora! Boots! Come on Dora!

D D D Dora (Alright!)
D D D Dora (giggle)
D D D Dora
D D D Dora (Let's Go)
Dora Dora Dora the Explorer
DORA
Boots is super cool
Explore with Dora (We need your help)
Grab your backpack
Lets Go!
Jump In!
Vamonos!
You can lead the Way
HEY! HEY!
D D D Dora!

Willowshine: *murmurs under breath* He's finally lost it... I knew he was getting old, but...

Barkface: Backpack

Backpack

Backpack

Backpack

I'm the Backpack

Loaded up with things and nick nacs too

Anything that you might need I got inside for you.

Backpack

Backpack

Backpack

Backpack

Willowshine: This is unbearable!

Ice the Arctic Fox: *bounds out of nowhere* I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! *rips out Barkface's teeth, then his head*

Heathertail: Well, always end on a high note I guess. The mob has subsided, and Yay! I am NOT with Blackstar. See you next time on, WHEEL. OF. TORTURE!