Based off of My Immortal & Twila, The Gurl Who Wuz In Luv Wif A Vampyre. And some Spaceballs. This one is more MI than Twila.

In this episode, we find out about the sisters of Kazumi Glitter Insane Mania Dementia Pathological Bloodthirsty Homicidal Maniac Psycho Love Suicidal Killuall Hiv-virus Light! And the fact that that had to be copy-pasted!

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I woke up. How I got here was........train! Oh, no, I'm still on the train! I'm wearing my most sparkly dress with flowers and sequins. I have a birght pink hairclip in my blond hair. My eyes are red today! I'm um... pale. There's no sun out, so I don't sparkle. A whole bunch of people wanted me today. I was like, "Harrassment!" so they were like, "LOVE YOU!" I learned how to..................write! Today! I have two sisters:

Midnite Vermilion Emerald Onyx Turquoise Ruby Garnet Topaz Amber Gold Silver Mica Obsidian Sapphire Feldspar Diamond Quartz Marble Light

and

Rachel Light

They were on the................train! I said, "Hello, Onyx. Rachel."

And Midnite said, "Hello, Psycho." And Rachel said, "ARIGATO NEKOMIMIBAKA-CHAN!" I had no idea what that meant. Oh, yeah, I had cat ears because I was also part cat. I got better.

"Meyer's thesaurus! How long have I been here?!"

"Long enough," Midnite said, "Just long enough to get to the imagination of the Twilight Series' Creator." ((a/n: I said series. Do you have a problem with it?))

"HAI! I wonder nani is there ~desu!" Rachel said in Japanglish.

"You've been there before, Rachel," Midnite said. The vermilion color of Midnite's emerald eyes sparkled as she did because the sun was up, and we were above ground going up. ((a/n: "The red/orange color of Midnight's bright green eyes")) We all sparkled because we're made out of expando-diamonds! Or "expandiamonds" for short.

We got off the train. There were non-violent violent parasites. Diamonds expanded and contracted in white space. We walked on clouds to see what Edward was doing in a mirror.

"I am SUCH a bad boy, stay AWAY for your SAFETY!" he said. ((a/n: Exaggerated a bit, yes.))

I was like, "Ugh. Hate him!"

Then, in a different mirror, what Bella was doing.

"Ugh, Mike's such a puppy dog! Mike, be with Jess! I don't WANT you!" she said.

Jacob was telling people, "GAH! Billy Black is my DAD! Not my something-something's roommate! I don't know what made me say that!"

Alice was... talking about boys.

Rosalie was glaring at Bella's picture in Ed's room. Or, shall I say, the millions of pictures of her. And she glared at each one for ten seconds. ((a/n: Exaggerated a bit, yes.))

And Billy Black was saying, "I'M NOT A ZOMBIE!"

All in all, it was a weird trip. We went back home.