Day 27: Itachi has given me the ultimate prank. All I have to do now for about a week before I can set it up, then another few days before I set it off.

What are you talking about? - Sasuke

Shut up Sasuke, and get outta my journal before I get you with a rasengan - Naruto

Lol no. Why did Itachi give you a prank and who are you going to prank? - Sasuke

You shall find out in a week and a half - Naruto

Day 28: We, team seven, have voted for a new team name. We are now team duckies! Slowly, I shall rise to leader just as Itachi did in the Akatsuki. Also, a new genin just got placed on our team of duckies, despite the fact that normally there are only three genin on a team instead of four. His name is Niko. I already hate this dude. He does not talk, and he got lucky in a spar between he and I. I will set up prank number 23: the paint bomb, so that way he won't mess with me again.

Day 29: HE TURNED MY PRANK AGAINST ME! I was there when he set it off, but before the balloon filled with paint hit his head, he grabbed it and chucked it at me. Now I have freaking yellow and pink paint all over me :(

Day 30: I, Uchiha Itachi, have taken this book. I will trade it back to Konoha in return that they give me all the tomatoes.

Itachi pls give it back - Naruto

Sorry Naruto, but this is a hostage situation. If you agree to go along with it, I will get you free ramen for a year- Itachi

DEAL! - Naruto

Day 31: Konoha has agreed to the deal, but only because they think there are secrets about Konoha inside this journal that they do not want spilled to outsiders. However, after going through this, I have not found any important information. The only good information is that Naruto is following my example, and will become leader of the Konoha duckies.

Day 32: YEAH! I got my journal back! The deal went down today. Weird-Plant-Human-Thing tried to convince Itachi to take him back with Itachi, but Itachi told him that the Akatsuki already have a tree ready for Christmas, even though its the middle of summer. Itachi owes me a year of ramen!

Day 33: Today, Team Duckies was assigned a B rank mission to the Cloud Village. I am looking forward to this because Killer Bee is there! His rap is awesome! Anyways, the duckies head out in the morning, and we have to take down some dude who has been going around and stealing people's chairs for no reason. We think it is because he plans to build a chair version of the Armageddon.

Day 34: We are in Cloud Village now, and we already caught the thief. But only after we beat him in battle! I was awesome!

Naruto, you did almost nothing in that fight. Niko did - Kakashi Sensei

What do you mean?! What about that part were I sucker punched him in the gut?! - Naruto

That was at the end of the fight, after he was already beaten. You need to spend less time praying to the ramen gods - Kakashi Sensei

- (A/N) -

Hai. Yes Naruto prays to ramen gods. Just don't tell him that they are fake. Last time somebody did that, he went ape-shit crazy and Sakura had to make him fall asleep with a frying pan, and that frying pan connected to his head. He is still alive or else he would not be alive to write the entries. Sevvy, out!