Lunchtime was better than I expected. I had expected dirty looks and separate tables and the popular girls. I guess I shouldn't compare everything to Mean Girls. Zoey had already found a table. Zoey was sitting with Charlene and they both waved me over. I started to push my way through the huge crowds - I had not seen a crowd this big before - when a foot stuck out and I tripped. When I say tripped, I mean I completely stacked it and fell over. I was really rusty. I had not properly trained in ages, despite a few punches in the walls of our apartment. I was clumsy. My arms flailed around and my face landed in a huge meat pie that someone had dropped. I slowly got up and wiped the disgusting pie out of my eyes and found myself being stared at by the entire cafeteria. My face burned up. Some people were looking at me with looks of pity, some had annoyed looks, some... *cough cough, Colette and her army* could not hold their laughter in. Despite all this, Zo and Charlene looked enraged by Colette's trick. "Good one, Pieface!" Colette yelled. She whispered something in Penelope ear and pointed at me, not bothering to hide her mockery. They both burst into fits of laughter, then the twins followed and then the whole cafeteria was laughing except Zo and Charlene. Zo had her arms crossed and a big scowl on her face whereas Charlene was biting her lip and twirling her dirty blond hair around her finger. I stood there, clenching and unclenching my fists trying to decide to either punch her in the face and ruin it, or to pretend it didn't affect me. I went with the latter. I inhaled deeply then exhaled with a sigh. "Really? You are so in need of attention. You need to go to a mental hospital. I hear they give out free pamphlets on 'how not to be a psycho'." I gave her a pitying smile ad walked towards the girls bathroom. Just before I swung open the door, I looked back to find Colette sputtering and cursing while her gang helped her sit down. Penelope saw me and gave me a dirty look, making the twins whip their heads around and glare at me. Colette finally saw me and scowled, giving me the finger. I raised my eyebrows and sauntered off.