Sorry it's taking me so long to update. I had trouble thinking of a
fairytale, so I'm doing a short story instead.
Disclaimer: I do not own .hack/SIGN or Paul Bunyan.
Chapter 4: Tsukasa Bunyan Part 1.
Once upon a time, there was a remarkably huge, irritating giant, named Tsukasa.
Tsukasa: Stupid growth spurt!
Tsukasa had a huge problem (Well actually, two). Tsukasa was so tall, his breakfast took a day to make.
Tsukasa: Hurry up! I'm hungry!
And, Tsukasa had an irritating bunion the size of his great grandmother.
Tsukasa: I've got a big grandmother!
So the village folk called him 'Tsukasa Bunyan'.
Tsukasa: Can I go home now?
Ed: Not yet! *gives him more pancakes*
Years went by and Tsukasa grew bigger. One day, the village folk gathered around to settle the situation in a calm and peaceful manner.
Bear: I say we drown him in Lake Swan!
Sora: I say we make him watch Blue's Clues!
BT: I say we get him drunk and haul him out of town.
Village Folk: Okay!
So the next day, when Tsukasa went on his morning jog, he spotted his friends with a wagon of beer.
Bear: Hey Tsukasa! Since you're our friend and everything, we all thought we'd treat you to a beer.
Tsukasa: Mmm. Beer!
Tsukasa picked up the wagon and drank the beer down. Then he was drunk enough to fall asleep.
Tsukasa: uhhhh. goodnight mommy! *falls to the ground*
Crim: Wow! Knocked out by one drink!
Bear: And a few of these! *holds up giant knock-out pill*
So the Village folk tied him up and hauled him to the logout place. After numerous tries, they realized he couldn't log out.
Sora: Let's just haul him far away from town.
The village folk hauled Tsukasa out of town as far as they could. Hours later, Tsukasa finally woke up.
Tsukasa: *sitting up right next to the city border* Oh, they don't want me anymore.
Tsukasa took his axe and walked away sadly. He walked to the Rocky Road Mountains and started to chop a stone into a replica of a Gruntie.
Tsukasa: *sighs* I wish you were real! Ooh! A marshmallow! *eats marshmallow and falls asleep*
As Tsukasa slept, the Gruntie started to glow.
End of Part 1.
Radical Edward: WHOOOOOO! CLIFFHANGER! CLIFFHANGER!!! I'll give you a preview of Part 2!
The Gruntie glowed some more!
Radical Edward: Ok! That's it! Stayed tuned for Part 2!
Disclaimer: I do not own .hack/SIGN or Paul Bunyan.
Chapter 4: Tsukasa Bunyan Part 1.
Once upon a time, there was a remarkably huge, irritating giant, named Tsukasa.
Tsukasa: Stupid growth spurt!
Tsukasa had a huge problem (Well actually, two). Tsukasa was so tall, his breakfast took a day to make.
Tsukasa: Hurry up! I'm hungry!
And, Tsukasa had an irritating bunion the size of his great grandmother.
Tsukasa: I've got a big grandmother!
So the village folk called him 'Tsukasa Bunyan'.
Tsukasa: Can I go home now?
Ed: Not yet! *gives him more pancakes*
Years went by and Tsukasa grew bigger. One day, the village folk gathered around to settle the situation in a calm and peaceful manner.
Bear: I say we drown him in Lake Swan!
Sora: I say we make him watch Blue's Clues!
BT: I say we get him drunk and haul him out of town.
Village Folk: Okay!
So the next day, when Tsukasa went on his morning jog, he spotted his friends with a wagon of beer.
Bear: Hey Tsukasa! Since you're our friend and everything, we all thought we'd treat you to a beer.
Tsukasa: Mmm. Beer!
Tsukasa picked up the wagon and drank the beer down. Then he was drunk enough to fall asleep.
Tsukasa: uhhhh. goodnight mommy! *falls to the ground*
Crim: Wow! Knocked out by one drink!
Bear: And a few of these! *holds up giant knock-out pill*
So the Village folk tied him up and hauled him to the logout place. After numerous tries, they realized he couldn't log out.
Sora: Let's just haul him far away from town.
The village folk hauled Tsukasa out of town as far as they could. Hours later, Tsukasa finally woke up.
Tsukasa: *sitting up right next to the city border* Oh, they don't want me anymore.
Tsukasa took his axe and walked away sadly. He walked to the Rocky Road Mountains and started to chop a stone into a replica of a Gruntie.
Tsukasa: *sighs* I wish you were real! Ooh! A marshmallow! *eats marshmallow and falls asleep*
As Tsukasa slept, the Gruntie started to glow.
End of Part 1.
Radical Edward: WHOOOOOO! CLIFFHANGER! CLIFFHANGER!!! I'll give you a preview of Part 2!
The Gruntie glowed some more!
Radical Edward: Ok! That's it! Stayed tuned for Part 2!