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Chapter Four: A new life

After our run in with the ANBU we continued south until we reached the gates of tea country.

"Tayuya-chan are you ready for your new life?"

"Are you ready to get smacked in the face? HELL YEAH!"

She yelled as she ran forward. I sighed to myself. I really love that girl.

"Naruto is that you?"

A grey haired tanned man yelled to me.

"Jirocho, is that you?"

I yelled back as I ran up to him. Wasabi, Jirocho the leader of the Wasabi clan. I had helped him ages ago before… Sasuke left. Hiding the look of disgust of my former teammate. Jirocho wrapped me in a bone-crushing hug.

"So what can I do for you Naruto? I guess you're with her."

He said as he pointed to Tayuya 15 feet away. He leaned and whispered.

"Nice choice."

We shared a smirk. I silently agreed with him.

"So again Naruto what do you need?"

"Well Jirocho-san Tayuya and I have recently… taken a vacation from ninja duty for a while so we need a place to stay."

"Ah I'll get the best hotel for you!"

He answered with a grin and a hearty laugh!

"Well actually we were thinking of more like a town house."

"Ahh I see but you know it's more traditional to go to a hotel with your girlfriend and…"

"AH YOU SHUT UP!"

I yelled at him.

"Okay, okay fine I'll show you one of a best houses that's up for sale."

"Thanks Jirocho-san! Come on Tayuya-chan!"

Beaconing for Tayuya to come. As she started to cling to my shoulder she said \with a cute pout.

"So, Naruyto-kun did you get us a place?"

"Yep I did!"

Giving her a grin as she landed in a pecked my right on the lips.

"That never get's bad!" I silentyly yelled to myself!

"Here we are!"

As we looked up to the house our jaw dropped.

"OH MY MOTHER F%&KING GOD!"

"HOLY SH*T!"

A senbon could be heard drop from a mile away. There right in front of us was the biggest house I had ever seen only rivaled by it's equal the Namikaze compound.

"I guess you like it, well I'll be going now."

"But Jirocho-san how are we supposed to afford this?"

My wallet starting jump around in my pocket.

"Hmm pay, well know that I think about it…"

Little flaming money signs appeared in his eyes.

"Don't worry about it!"

"WHAT!"

Tayuya and I yelled that at once."

"Don't worry about it my nephew built it so it's free it's all that we can do to thank you for saving our clan all the time ago."

"Thanks…"

We mumbled as we slowly turned back top the house.

"HELL YEAH! Come on Naruto-kun let's go see inside!"

"Oh okay…" I was still in shock from the vast size of it.

Tayuya pulled me inside. The first thing that I saw was the amazing white wood and marble staircase standing right in the middle of the room like something from a story. The ex-kunoichi let out a tiny a squeal a reverted to a rare form of a little girl.

As I was pulled up the staircase lead by Tayuya's powerful grip a glismped a huge kitchen a twice as big dinning hall. Up stairs were three bathrooms and 3 bedrooms with one master bedroom. I tried to look in the other rooms but Tayuya pulled me towards the master bedroom

"That's where we are going to be staying!"

She giggled.

My nose started to bleed thinking of all the possibilities.

"Well we should get some dinner because we've been traveling for so long."

I stated.

"Well let me clean myself up a bit care to join me?"

She giggled again.

"I'll pass."

I whispered to her.

"Spoil sport."

She said with a fake pout as she turned the corner swaying her hips ever so slightly. As of that my nose started bleeding again. I left to go clean it up.

!!!HALF HOUR TIME SKIP!!!

"Naruto-kun can you come here?"

I answered Tayuya's sexy voice as I drifted towards the bedroom. I had a massive nosebleed as I saw Tayuya wrapped in a bathrobe all her good features enhanced by 1000 times.

"Tayuya-chan"

"Naruto-kun"

I met her silent answer by kissing her deeply then slowly nibbling her ear lobes then sliding down her neck as I had been taught by the great perverted sage.

"You're pretty good Naruto-kun."

She whispered in my ear as I left her. I blushed at that.

"Tayuya-chan get dressed I got reverations.

"Naruto-kun, thanks."

"You're welcome Tayuya-chan."

I answered as I walked out the door.