I was on a swing set the other day, and I had five songs stuck in my head at the same time. They were all playing back like a Kidzbop commercial. It was a nightmare. I started to think about this song...
It's from the Starkid Youtube sensation/play called "A Very Potter Musical". A bunch of people have done collabs with Prussia and Austria for the song, but I thought it would also fit well for these two. Just look up "A Very Potter Musical Act 1 Part 5" on that wonderful site and skip ahead a few minutes to the song at the end (sorry to make you do all this looking-up). Actually, if you're a Harry Potter fan, just watch the whole thing first, starting from the beginning.
Then the sequel.
I'll wait.
B=Britain F=France BOTH=take a wild guess
P.S. "Mon ami" is "my friend (male)" in French. France says it mockingly here.
France and Britain- As Different As Can Be
(IN A MEETING ROOM SOMEWHERE)
B: *sigh* Brilliant. Just brilliant. The last thing we all need is another war... I forgot to bring my lunch, and I'm stuck having to work with Pèpe le Pew over there again.
F: Oh, you zhink I like zhis? Are you talking to me, or to your imaginary unicorn zhingies?
B: For the fifty-first time, I DON'T have imaginary friends! They're just... not showing themselves! They hate your guts, you-
F: Sheesh, calm down, Black Sheep, just thought I'd break ze silence... So, shall we discuss our battle plans now?
B: Fine, but say another word, and the silence won't be the only thing that's broken.
F: Alright, zhen.
B: …
F: …
B: …
F: … So now you're giving me ze cold shoulder, ah? Two can play at zhat game, you know!
B: I wasn't giving you the silent treatment! I was just waiting for you to say something!
F: But you told me not to say anything! Shows how smart you are!
B: WELL, WHATEVER YOU BLOODY HE- *deep breaths* You know, if we're going to get a thing done, we'll have to learn to occupy the same room without strangling each other- whether we like it or not.
F: HEY, IT'S NOT MY FAULT IF- *le sigh* Errh, I suppose you're right... *stands* Aren't we an odd duo?
(ding!)
F: You won't admit you're stupid
B: -You won't keep your mouth shut!
BOTH: We're quite the daffy duo, you'll agree
F: We share a hate for Germans-
B: And yet, a feeling burdens...
BOTH: We're just about as different
As anyone can be...
…
B: You like pirating paintings
And I like pirating seas
F: You zhink zhat you should rule ze world
-I like cloaks, mon ami~!
Sipping wine under a gorgeous night sky-
B: -I prefer ale and steak-and-kidney pie!
I like books about Detective Sherlock-
F: And you have no friends- isn't zhat such a shock?
BOTH: Guess it's plain to see
When you look at you and me
-We're different
Different
As can be!
…
B: You're a ninny- a frog, a girl!
I'm the brightest of all...
F: I'm ze most beautiful country here
-Just look at my trophy wall~!
B: My armies are nothing at which to sneeze-
F: You got beat by a co-lo-ny!
B: Hey, I wasn't ready, so he doesn't count!
F: *pfft* Your jerkiness is shown in an astounding amount!
BOTH: You really must agree
When you look at you and me
-We're different
Different
As can-
B: -We'll beat the Axis
And we'll rule the world!
-But you
Must help me on through...
For if our plan succeeds
F: -For once!
B: Part of that world
Goes to you...
F: When I rule ze world
I'll plant roses...
B: When I rule the world
I'll have... SCONES!
(AT THE SAME TIME)
F: And baguettes and chansooooooooooooooon...
B: And castles and faeries and marmite and Topshop and bobbies and Bentley and J. Micheal Tatuuum...
BOTH: When I rule the
Wooooooorld!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHONHONHONHONHON!
~KK~