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Law 8: Nyna and Tatiana are NOT allowed to have catfights in front of Camus (aka Zeke). He is already running in circles, begging for the antagonists to kill him.

"I came first Tatiana," a certain blonde woman said, who was staring at the girl in front of her.

The girl named Tatiana gave a sickly sweet smile. "But he loves me more, bitch."

"Oh, you did not just say that."

"Says the girl that married someone she didn't love, causing him to go into depression, and in turn gets possessed by the evil bad guy."

"The only reason why he loves you is because he has amnesia."

"But that evolved into love, he even turned into an enemy, just to protect me."

"Now it's on!"

"Bring it!" with that they charge and proceeds to claw each other on the faces.

Off to the side in between them was Camus/Zeke/Sirius, who is tied to a chair and has a gag in his mouth, he stare wide eyes at the chaos that is happening in front of him.

He looks up and prayed to the mighty Naga, like some sort of miracle, the knot got loose. With a thug, Camus/Zeke/Sirius was free, taking off the clothe in his mouth, he proceeds to make an exit from the scene.

Looking around, he saw Gharnef who was sipping a pina colada while sunbathing. "Gharnef! fucking kill me!"

Gharnef being the bad guy he is, just said. "No."

"Fuck!"

The two women were still clawing at each other.

"Who can kill me." Camus asked himself, looking around. He smiled when he saw Medeus and Duma sunbathing.

"Medeus! Duma!" Camus/Zeke/Sirius run to the two gods.

"What is it you want, puny mortal!" Medeus bellowed, making the earth shake.

"I want you to kill me!"

"No, I'm to lazy to do it."

"Ditto." Duma huffed and goes back to sunbathing with Medeus

"Fuck!"

"The hell happened here?" Katarina asked dumbfounded, on the floor were a passed out Tatiana and Nyna, with Camus on the side, looking as all hell disheveled.

"Cat fight?" Kris answered, not sure either.

"Guess Marth's paperwork is multiplying today."

"Yes, yes it will."

End

Sorry for the wrong grammars and all...XP