A/N Hola bros! Como esta? Well, here we have chapter 4 of Monster! Hope you all enjoy, and also you guys should check me out on ! It's still Yumichan31197! Anyway…


The party was set and ready to go. With Axel phoning in a few favors, and making a few questionable deals along the way, they got what should have taken a week to do, done in the span of a few hours.

"Man, I hope your brother is going to be grateful, huh Axe?" Demyx said tuning his sitar.

"If he isn't, I'll wring his blonde neck!" Putting his head in Demyx's lap Axel huffed.

"Hey, there will be no wringing of necks here!" Roxas said leaning against the wall, Naminé leaning her head against his chest. Hayner stood next to them.

"Man, I can't believe you guys interrupted my and Riku's alone time." Sora said sitting in the middle of the floor petting his dog Pluto. Riku was sitting next to him.

"Hey, Axel mind moving your feet? You keep almost kicking me in the crotch." Marluxia said.

"Oh, sorry Marly, I keep thinking you're a girl, and there for have no balls, since you dyed your hair." Axel said kicking Marluxia in the thigh.

"Hey, Axe don't abuse my drummer!" Demyx said.

"I'm the singer, I'm more important!" Axel argued.

"Axel, you're just upset that you don't have long luscious locks!" Marluxia said flipping his hair in emphasis.

"…Marly…that was really gay…" Zexion spoke from the middle of Demyx and Marluxia, a book in hand.

"When the hell did you get there?" Demyx said turning his head to look at Zexion.

"Dude, he's been there…Are you high or something?" Axel said looking up at Demyx.

"No…hey, when's Cloud getting here? I haven't seen him since we were freshmen in high school!" Demyx said quickly changing the subject.

"He said around 1:30…" Roxas spoke wrapping his arms around Naminé. "Tifa said she'd drive him here."

"I hope cloud will be excited, but who's he bringing?" Riku spoke putting his arm around Sora.

"…I don't know…"

"50 bucks says it a dude, 20 says it's a girl." Demyx said.

"What?" Sora and Roxas said in unison.

"What? Sora is uber gay, and Roxie you straight unless you're really drunk. I say at the very least Cloud is Bi!" Axel argued. The other three on the couch nodded in agreement.

"You're all crazy!" Roxas said.

"Who's crazy?" Someone voiced from the entrance, just as Cloud walked in. He was in a white tank top and black skinny jeans.

"Cloud!" Sora practically screeched as he and Roxas rushed to greet him. A chorus of hellos and "How was the war?" went out.

"Jeez Cloud, you could have helped with all your crap!" Tifa called walking in to the crowded apartment.

"Oh, that reminds me!" Cloud said prying the still clinging brothers off of him. "Guys, and Naminé, I'd like you all to meet someone."

"Dude, I think you might get your 50 bucks." Riku whispered to Demyx earning a jab in the ribs from Sora.

"Guys, this is Zack." Cloud said leading a taller man into the living room. "My boyfriend."

"Uh, Hi everyone." Zack said smiling a little awkwardly.

"Whoa, how'd you get that scar on your face? Man Cloud, you sure did pick one hell of a hunk!" Sora said in all his impulsive glory. Riku just face palmed.

"Please excuse him, he ate lead paint when he was a baby, and is still a little slow." Roxas said trying to cover up for his brother's stupidness. "Not every member of the Strife family is this way."

"Nah, don't worry, Chocobo gave me the down low." Zack said laughing patting Cloud on the back.

"Chocobo eh?" Axel said looking at Roxas. "I'm Axel, practically family to the Chocobo gang." He said holding out his hand for Zack to shake.

"Nice to meet you, all of you really." Zack said shaking his hand. Another round of greetings and nice-to-meet-yous went around before everyone settled into different spots.

"Oh my golly gee goodness!" Sora sounded looking at Clouds head. "Roxas! Cloud's got a percing!"

"Golly gee goodness?" Was all Cloud had in reply, Roxas quickly came over to see his older brothers ear. Roxas just gasped.

"Oh no, our sweet brother, whatever shall we do! He's become a delinquent playing with them neighbor boys down yonder!" Roxas said putting on a country accent and "fainting" into Sora's arms.

"I don't know! He used to be such a good boy, helping 'round the house, doing chores in the yard…" Sora said mimicking his brother.

"I bet his rebelliousness kicked in when he wore that dress! You remember? It was purple and sparkly and he got into mommas pearls!" Roxas said recovering. Clouds face was turning bright red at every word.

"Wait…wait, you never told me about cross dressing!" Zack said, his eyes tearing up from laughing to hard.

"Ok you two I think you had your fun…" Tifa said giggling walking out of the kitchen.

"Pfft, hey Axel, you have any funny stories of Cloud?" Sora said looking at Axel. Cloud just turned to him and pleaded with his eyes, causing Sora to whip out the puppy dog eyes "Pwease?"

"Sorry man…Ok, so there was this one time when I was hanging with Cloud." Axel said turning to face Zack. "And he saw this petting zoo with a Chocobo. So he thought that it would be a brilliant idea if he went up and petted it. Only the Chocobo must have though Cloud was a Chocobo or something because when Cloud was just about to pet it, it decided instead that it wanted to make babies. Man, you should have seen it, Cloud running around trying to get away screaming 'It's trying to eat me!' the bird just squawking after him." Zack kept laughing until he couldn't breathe.

"I hate you, so much right now." Cloud said crossing his arms and glaring at Axel.

"Yeah, whatever. You know you love me. Hey Roxie, mind if I have a smoke?" Axel said patting his pockets in search of his cigarettes.

"Uh, not in my house, if you're going to do that do it out in the hall." He said in-between laughs.

Axel walked out into the hall and lit up. That's when he saw them, Naminé making out with some other blonde.

Only…that blonde wasn't Roxas…


A/N How's that for a cliffy huh? It seems like I do many of those now a days! ey