Chapter Three:
The Search For They

Ron: "What should we do, Hermione?"
Harry: "I think we should sit on the hot concrete until we melt like taffy!"
Ron: "Good idea!"
Hermione: "Come on, let's be serious! I think we should search for they!"
Ron: "Good idea!"
Neville walks in.
Neville: "I'm gay!"
Lee Jordan: "Then kiss me!"
Neville: "No, but I'll go on a date with you."
Ginny: "Hi Neville, I um…uh was wondering um... uh...
if you would uh...go on a date?"
Neville: "Sure! Love to!"
Lee Jordan: "He dumped me for a, a GIRL!"
Hermione: "Let's get going! Neville, Ginny, do you want to come?
We're going to search for the evil conspiracy of they."
Ginny and Neville: "Okay."
As they were walking down the corridor from the Dorms
Harry started cartwheeling down the hall and banged his head into a door.
It had Latin written on it.
Hermione: "Let's go in here!"
Ron: "But it's locked!"
Hermione: "Honestly! Are you a wizard or not? Alohamora!"
The door opened and Harry rushed in.
Neville: "Wait up Harry!"