A/N:
Paula:...Lincoln...zinc...IMMIGRANTS! PERIODIC TABLE!
Shrek: Is Paula alright?
Kara: Yeah, she's fine. Final tests took a hard toll on her, especially Science and History.
Seamus: This should do the trick. Look, it's Patrick Stump and Pete Wentz from Fall Out Boy!
Paula: WHERE?! Oh. Thanks, Seamus. So, here's the new chapter! I DO NOT own Shrek, Dreamworks does. But I certainly do own him.
Shrek: Hey!
"What?"
I knew I was from another world and all, and I didn't want to break it to the others that they starred in a hit animated movie
series. I was afraid someone might faint or something. Then, I heard a thud. Speak of the Devil. Everybody turned around on
the spot and gaped. Shrek had died of a heart attack. Kidding! KIDDING! Actually, he just fainted. "Is...Is he alright?...I AM
SO SORRY!" I said. "No, no, it's okay," Fiona chuckled. "He did that when the triplets were being born, too." I laughed. It was
very easy to imagine Shrek fainting while his kids were being born. "Yeah, they had to put all this additional equipment on
him; they thought he had a heart attack," Artie said. Everybody else laughed, too, including the triplets. "Wait, you were
there when we were born?" Kane asked. "Yeah, that was actually the day of my coronation. June seventh." Artie sighed,
looking spaced out. I gasped in wonder along with the triplets. He probably went to their birth right after the ceremony.
"Anyway, enough talkin'. I think we should wake him up now," I said. Puss then pulled out a small bag. "I used this when he
fainted the last time." He put the bag over Shrek's nose and slowly pulled the drawstring. A few moments later, Shrek bolted
up coughing and spluttering."What was that?" I asked. Puss replied, "Catnip." Donkey and I laughed and giggled, as we
were the only ones that heard him. "Enough chit-chat!" Merlin said suddenly. "Okay, let me explain how you got here, Paula.
You touched a regular-looking object, right? That had a blue tinge and an aura coming out of it? That is called a World-
Wanderer portal. Whoever touches one of these will be sent to a designated world. In this case, our world. Sort of like a
Portkey from Harry Potter," Merlin explained. "Yeah, my hairbrush...How do you know I like Harry Potter?" I asked. Shrek then
replied, "Deathly Hallows is sticking out of your bag," Oh. Merlin then continued, "Anyway, a World-Wanderer Portal is only
activated by a person residing in the particular world they're traveling to. That means someone summoned you from this
world." I looked around and everybody nodded their heads. Nobody summoned me from here? "Charming," Shrek said
suddenly. All eyes were toward him. He sighed. "I believe Charming is after something. Trying to get to something or
someone he never had before. He's starting an army,"(A/N: Haha, Harry Potter OOTP-esque?) Everyone else widened their
eyes...like as if he's not supposed to tell anyone yet. Shrek fell back into his chair. "Well, it seems you'll be stuck here for a
while," Merlin coughed, pushing up his glasses. I groaned. "Don't worry, no time will have passed in your world," he said.
"Like Narnia?"(A/N: Ehe, I'm a bookworm.)
"Like Narnia, yes."
The ogre kid who was a girl stood up. "Well, I guess you'll be going to school with us," she said, holding out her hand. "I'm
Kara," I shook it. "I'm Seamus," the kid with the spiky brown hair said. "I'm Kane." that was the red-headed triplet. Soon, I
was shaking hands and "meeting" everyone in the house.