Dude, why?

by jesustakethewheel

I personally hate this story that I wrote about a year ago. It's about Kagome and how manly she is and Inuyasha is a douchebag that turns out not to be as douchbaggy as it was initially implied. And then they become spies. In my opinion, I encourage you to avert your beautiful eyes from this monstrosity of a fanfiction and go look for a better fanfic but whatever it's your life.

4. Chapter 4

A/N HI! Wow, I'm so surprised by how many people read my story! I so happy!

Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha in any which way, shape, or form.

Onto the story!

Chapter 4

Kagome P.O.V.

BRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNGGG!

There goes the bell!

"Hey Sango," I say to her,"what were you going to tell me?"

"What? Oh, yeah! The school district is opening up an archery club! You should totally join!"

"Along with all the sports I already play?"

I play soccer, basketball, softball, lacrosse, and volleyball. I'd play football too, but that sport's too full of snobby jocks. (A/N To those who play football, I'm sorry! It doesn't apply to you unless you are a snobby jock)

"Oh, come on! You're really good at archery, so you should join."

"Maybe."

"So, yes?"

"Maybe."

"Oh! Kagome! Let's go shopping for clothes!" Sango brought up, out of nowhere.

"NOOOOO! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!"

"Please?"

"NO!"

"Fine."

"Yay!"

I look at the clock. 2:40. I should probably be heading home now.

"Hey, Sango. I'm going now, k?"

"Bye Kagome!"

"See ya tomorrow, Sango!"

Once I get outside, I throw my skateboard down on the sidewalk and zoom away towards home.

On my way, I pass Starbucks.

I halt and go inside because I want cookies.

Correction: I need cookies.

Inside, I see Shippo, my 7-year-old cousin.

"Hi Shippo!"

"Hi Kagome!"

"So, what's up?"

"The sky!"

We both laugh at his little joke.

"Whatcha doin' here anyway?" I ask him.

"Oh, mom needed cookies."

Oh, really?

What

a

coincedence...

"Oh, Kagome! I got you some cookies!" Shippo's mom said to me.

NOT!

Shippo's mom always knew how much I loved cookies, so she always gets them for me.

"Thanks!"

I scarf all of them down.

"Wow, Kagome! A new record of 4.2 seconds!" Shippo exclaims while clicking the stopwatch.

I grin at him, showing all my teeth.

"Eww, don't do that. It looks gross."

'Hahahahahaha! 'Kay!"

After about ten minutes, I head on my way back home again.

As I roll past this dark alley, hands grab me and pull me in.

I sigh inwardly.

I knew what was going to happen now, it happened it all the books and movies:

1. The girl gets surrounded by big buff guys.

2. The handsome and strong dude comes over and beats the schist (a type 'o rock) out of them.

3. The handsome dude and the girl start dating.

4. Happily ever after.

I look around.

Big buff guys. Check.

Them surrounding me. Check.

Me crying? Hell no.

Handsome and strong dude? Nowhere to be seen.

Looks like I'm on my own.

So I take the spot of the handsome and strong dude and beat the schist out of these guys.

I am soon surrounded again... by unconscious bodies. Not dead, of course... hopefully.

Someone walks by the alley and stops and stares at the scene.

Guess who?

It's Inuyasha.

"Hey, a bit late, aren't you?"

"Uh..."

"What up?"

"Well, I'm staring at the scene in front of me. It's not a very pretty one."

I laugh wholeheartedly. "Haha, yeah."

"Are you okay?"

"Huh? Oh, uh, yeah. I'm fine."

"I wouldn't call that 'fine'." he says, pointing to my shoulder.

I look at my shoulder. It was oozing blood and I didn't even notice.

All of a sudden, a wave of intense pain washes over me, making me gasp.

My vision starts to blur.

The last thing I hear was Inuyasha calling out my name.

Huh.

He actually sounded worried...

Who woulda thunk it?