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Vincent Valentine was currently snuggled up with his 5 month pregnant wife on the couch, his heart content when Yuffie looked at him.

"Hey Vinnie what do you like about me?" Vincent knew he was playing with fire here, Yuffie was extremely hormonal and could change her mood faster than Cid could cuss.

"Everything." He said, hoping that would please her.

"That's way too generic, vampire boy. Now seriously name one thing you like about me!" Yuffie demanded.

"Um…let's see I like your butt." Vincent had read in one of Yuffie's many women's magazines that women liked having their butt complimented. One glance at Yuffie's face and he knew that Yuffie was not one of those women. Steam seemed to shoot out of her ears.

"My butt?! Not my eyes or my hair or even how good I am in bed? I get it, I'm too fat right? Is that it, Mr. Emo?!"

"Mr. Emo?" Vincent asked.

"Yes you're a total emo so why don't you start a journal and whine about your fat, bloated, and cranky wife?" Yuffie then started sobbing and Vincent stroked her hair.

"Yuffie I'll love you no matter how much you weigh, alright?" Yuffie then pushed him away.

"So I'm fat is that it?"

"But you just said…" Vincent started to say but Yuffie interrupted him.

"So now you're putting words in my mouth? That's it from now on you're sleeping somewhere else!"

"Don't you mean the couch?"

"No I mean go stay at someone else's house you jerk face!" Just then her stomach rumbled. "Vincent I'm so hungry could you please make me some ketchup flavored ice cream?"

"You ate it all last night." At that Yuffie pointed to the door.

"Get out!"

Reno angrily went to the door. He had been in the middle of a passionate love making session with his wife when someone started knocking on the door. Reno, being Reno, wanted to ignore it and continue on but his wife glared at him and he went to answer it.

"Someone better be dead…" Reno muttered. Opening the door, he saw Vincent Valentine clad only in his boxers. He had a blanket slung over one shoulder.

"Sorry to intrude but could I sleep on the couch? Yuffie kicked me out." Vincent said with all the dignity he could muster.

"Sure and try to ignore any noises you hear in the middle of the night." Walking back to his room, Reno laid down beside Tifa and laid a hand on her cheek. "Now where were we?"

"Who was it?"

"Vincent. The brat kicked him out of the house again." Reno went to kiss his wife but Tifa got up and went to the phone, knowing Yuffie would be calling any minute know. Sure enough in five minutes it rang.

"Hello Yuffie, yes he's here. Don't worry he won't divorce you for kicking him out of the house. Yes he understands that you're pregnant. Okay, I'll have Reno drop him off at your house."

"Babe I must still be sleeping because I thought you just said that I would be dropping him off."

"I did." Reno pouted but Tifa was having none of it.

"Reno you are going to do this because if you don't I won't just stop having sex with you…" She came closer, her hands hovering over Reno's little friends. "I'll break them." Reno gulped and got dressed, dragging Vincent out the door. Tifa smirked. "I still got it."