It's finally updated! You have two choices: Shoot me in the arm or jump up and down and read this chapter. I wish you'd choose the latter. But hey, I had writer's block. Be glad i got this updated. i meant to update last week. Sorry!

Thank you for whoever suggested the lingerie idea. I can't check right now, but you know who you are!

Disclaimer: I own NOTHING!

Bella POV

"Okay, Bella. I dare you to-" Edward interrupted Emmett.

"No! Asshole! She could get hurt! Or killed! Are you even thinking?" he growled.

"Edward, this is Emmett we're talking about here. Of course not," Alice hissed.

"Alice, is she gonna get hurt?" Emmett asked her.

"How am I supposed to know?!" Alice cried, outraged. "There are so many decisions that haven't been made yet!"

"Will someone tell me what Emmett wants me to do?" I cried, effectively silencing them. Edward glared at Emmett again. If looks could kill….

"Bella, I dare you to take your motorcycle and ride it around Forks. In a Baby Bop costume with only lingerie underneath," Emmett said with an evil smirk. It took me a minute to process everything. Motorcycle…lingerie…Charlie…Damn him!

"Emmett McCarty Cullen! You know I can't do that without Charlie knowing about it! He'll ground me for life!" I shrieked as soon as I found my voice. Emmett covered his ears.

"Ears!" he cried. "And don't worry, Bella."

"First, where are we going to find a Baby Bop costume that'll fit me; second, what are we gonna do with the helmet situation; third, I hate wearing lingerie; fourth, CHARLIE! He's gonna flip!"

Emmett raced upstairs and returned with a green outfit, with a helmet in his other hand.

"Emmett, where the hell did you get that?" Rosalie asked, softly and menacingly.

"Umm… Halloween?" he told her, making it sound like a question.

"Emmett, I will not allow this!" Edward roared.

"Bella, it's either this or you have to kiss Mike Newton for three whole minutes and spend the whole day with him!" Emmett threatened. Edward growled.

I huffed and held out my hand silently. Emmett smirked, tossing the costume and helmet right next to me. Perfect aim.

"Bella, you don't have to do this," Edward said, trying to reason with me. I shrugged. Edward snarled. Alice sighed and went upstairs, dragging me with her. I closed my eyes as she stripped me and put the poor excuse for underwear and costume on me. It was hot!

"Emmett, you're lucky we live in the rainiest state on the United States, or I would be risking heat stroke!" I told him as we came down. They took one look at me and Jasper chuckled, Edward and Rosalie scowled, and Emmett laughed so hard I was afraid he'd start an earthquake. I glared at him and put the helmet on, then the head. Emmett held up another video camera and followed me out the door.

"Alice, if you look into my future and see blurs, it's because I'm coming up with the worst possible torture for Emmett!" I told her as I walked to my bike, knowing she would hear me.

I'm going to murder him! I thought as I sped past Newton's Outfitter's. Well, at least I'm almost done. If Charlie ever found out about this…

I spoke too soon.

Lauren Mallory cruised up next to me in her red Toyota and rolled down the window. "Hey, is the baby convention in town?" She laughed at her own joke, although there was nothing funny about it.

"Shut it, Mallory!" I hollered through the helmet, fake head (which, by the way, was heavy!), over the falling rain and the sound of my motorcycle going 80 miles per hour. Lauren's eyebrows raised, so I knew she heard me.

"Swan?!" She laughed her sickly laugh. "You're dressed up as a baby character! Oh, wait till Mike and Tyler hear about this!" She pulled out her cell phone.

I gunned the engine and sped off.

Now, going at ninety miles an hour would be no cause for concern- on a highway, where it didn't rain twenty-four seven. But I wasn't thinking much about the speed limit as I raced past the school. Where a police car sat. And I didn't see it.

The sirens sounded behind me, and I pulled over to the side of the road. I took off the head and threw it to the ground. Then I took my helmet off and let my hair run free. I sighed in relief. The cruiser pulled up behind me and the driver stepped out.

I think we both almost had a stroke at that moment.

Because the policeman was none other than Charlie.

His eyes widened as he took in the motorcycle underneath me, my outfit, and then they focused on my face. His face was slowly turning red.

Did I mention I was going to kill Emmett?

Charlie stormed over to me and dragged me off the bike. "What were you thinking?!" he raged.

"It was a dare, Dad," I sighed, not meeting his eyes.

"Oh, a dare? And I suppose going eighty miles an hour in an area where it rains almost constantly is a part of that dare?" he mocked.

"Well, no…"

"You're just lucky Miss Mallory called the station. You could have been hurt!"

My head jerked up. "Mallory did this?" I hissed.

Just then, she pulled up next to us. "Oh, Chief, I'm so glad you caught the speeder. Someone could have been hurt!"

I saw red as she smirked. I knew it was a mocking smirk directed at me. I didn't need Edward's ability to tell that. I took the helmet out from under my arm and threw it as hard as I could at her head. She screamed and ducked. It sailed right out the other window. Lauren drove off. Charlie turned me around…

And cuffed me.

My own father was taking me to jail! (A/N: Ouch...)

"Sorry kiddo, but it's to teach you a lesson." He sat me in the back of his car and drove me to the station. I turned around and saw Emmett sitting in one of the trees, video camera in hand, looking at me, and laughing.

He was going to pay.

Alice POV

"You have got to be kidding me!" I screeched. "Rosalie, your husband is an idiot."

"What did he do now?" Rosalie hissed.

"His dare landed Bella in JAIL!"

"What?!" Edward roared. "Yes, I was," he snapped at Jasper.

"Oh, here's the worst part. Charlie was the one who arrested her! She'd better come up with a good cover story, or Charlie's going to come in here with a gun and shoot Edward…"

Bella POV

"So, you're saying Edward didn't dare you to do this, it was Emmett?" Charlie asked me for the fourth time.

"Yes! Edward would never make me do something like that. He didn't want me to do this, but it was either that or I spend the whole day with Mike Newton."

"Well, sorry Bella, but you're going to have to spend the night in jail. I'm not bailing you out." Charlie sighed and led me into the back room. "Take off the costume."

I blushed and looked down. "I can't," I whispered.

Charlie looked at me, confused. "What?"

"I can't," I said a little louder.

"Why?"

My answer was an even redder blush. Charlie handed me a red jumpsuit and pointed to the bathroom. I slipped inside and changed, getting a look at what Alice had put on me.

The lingerie was green, lacy, and even smaller than a bikini. My face turned as red as a fire truck.

I slipped on the stupid suit and walked out. Charlie led me to the only cell in the whole place. I scowled and stepped in. Charlie shut and locked the cell, walking away.

"Alice, I know you are watching me right now. Don't try to break me out, just wait till morning when Charlie lets me out," I whispered as the lights went off at exactly six o' clock. A chuckle came from behind me. I turned to see a dark shadow right outside the barred window.

"Emmett, you'd better run!" I hissed.

"Wow, Bella, I never knew we rubbed off on you so much. You're becoming one of us!" he said from outside.

"You're in so much trouble when I get out of here, you won't be able to go anywhere without somebody laughing at you!"

"Sure, whatever."

"You enjoy this, don't you?"

"Yup."

I smirked evilly. "Well, you're going to regret it."

And I turned away from the window to begin planning my evil revenge on Emmett.

"Rise and shine, Bells," Charlie said as he walked into the jail the next morning. "You get to go home."

"Yes!" I cried as he unlocked the cell. He held up a hand.

"No, young lady. Alice is going to come pick you up, then she will take you straight home."

"Aw, Dad! I have the ultimate revenge for Emmett! And it won't land him in jail!" I put on the puppy dog pout Alice and Rosalie had taught me last week for whenever I had to get out of trouble. "Please, Daddy?"

Charlie's resolve began to break. "Fine, you can finish your stupid game. But I want you home by ten o' clock, no exceptions. And you will be grounded again if I see you or any of the Cullens near here again for the rest of the week. Clear?"

I hung my head. "Yes, Dad."

I walked out of the jail and got into the waiting Jeep. Alice turned to me in an instant. "Bella, I couldn't see your future because you kept changing plans so fast, but the ones I saw were hilarious! Like the one with Emmett in an Easter bunny suit and the one with him in a butterfly costume and the one where he sang a Britney Spears song in the mall and…"

"Alice!" I groaned as we pulled into the Cullen's drive. "Shut up for a second. Is Emmett inside?"

She nodded.

"Okay. I need you to keep Emmett downstairs with Jasper." She pulled in front of the house and Edward helped me out. Emmett bounced out of the house and cackled madly.

"Rose, can you and Edward go upstairs, please?" I asked through my teeth. Rosalie nodded and led the way upstairs. Jasper helped me get around Emmett and I grabbed the pen and notebook from Emmett's hand. I made it upstairs without tripping. Hooray!

I found Edward and Rosalie in her room. I had never been in here before; there was a large bed with red sheets, a closet about half the size of Alice's, and a large mirror. It was taller than me! I sat on the bed and scribbled a note, then showed it to them.

Rosalie, you don't mind a feathery Emmett, do you?

Rosalie blinked and laughed.