CHAPTER FOUR

When Ty reached Tony Abbott's racist dungeon, he broke in. A bunch of speedo-clad lifeguards ran up to him and tried to rape him, but he gunned them down and then killed them and drank their fucking blood.

Ty ran through the hallways, shooting every speedo-wearing bogan in sight, fighting his way to Shazza.

Eventually, he reached Shazza's cell.

"Ty? Is that you?" said Shazza.

"Yes, it's me," said Ty, "here to break you out of here."

"You're my hero!" said Shazza. "Those speedo-wearing bogans tortured me and raped me."

Then, all of a sudden, David Pocock, clad in a rainbow-colored speedo, walked in and stomped.

"THAT'S IT, BITCH!" he screamed. "I'M GOING TO KILL YOU BOTH!"

"Over my dead body, you faggot!" yelled Ty.

David Pocock stomped down the hallway. Ty then grabbed a knife and ran up to David Pocock, slashed the knife through his speedo, and severed his wiener. David Pocock screamed like a shemale and then Ty impaled the guy through the neck, killing him. But it was not long before Boss Cass and Tony Abbott showed up. Tony Abbott was wearing a black and white speedo and Boss Cass was wearing silky purple pajamas and a yellow scarf. Several rugby players in speedos were following them.

"So, you thought you could escape from us?" said Boss Cass.

"Well, you can't, you bogans," said Tony Abbott.

"YOU TWO ARE THE BOGANS!" yelled Ty. "YOU KIDNAPPED SHAZZA AND TORTURED AND RAPED HER!"

"By the power of my budgie smugglers, I'll slay you," said Tony Abbott.

"Ty, we must get out of here!" said Shazza.

"GUARDS, GET THEM!" yelled Tony Abbott.

The speedo-wearing rugby players tried to hold down Ty and Shazza, but Ty killed them all and protected Shazza. Then Tony Abbott screamed like a faggot and pulled a switch. Dozens of Nephila edulis and Nephila plumipes spiders came running towards Ty and Shazza, ready to kill them.

"Destroy!" said Tony Abbott. "Destroy EVERYTHING, my pretties!" The spiders rushed towards Ty and Shazza, but Ty got Shazza away from there.

Some of the spiders crawled up Tony Abbott, crawling into his speedo, which aroused him and made him orgasm. Then the spiders bit him in the cock, injecting him with poison and killing him. Boss Cass tried to run away and get home, but not before summoning the remaining lifeguards and rugby players.

Ty and Shazza fled the prison hall while the spiders ate all the ugly Aborigine prisoners. The two of them eventually reached the basement, where Ty activated the self-destruct button, which would destroy the place in 15 minutes. Ty and Shazza had enough time to steal a Jeep and flee the fortress. While the two were driving away, the fortress exploded in a cataclysmic whirl, killing Boss Cass and all the spiders and all the speedo-wearing bogans.

Ty took Shazza back to her house, where her mother Maureen and her little sister Naomi were waiting. Shazza got out and hugged her mother.

"Shazza!" said Maureen. "I was so worried!"

"We thought you were a goner!" said Naomi.

"I'm okay," said Shazza. "It was all thanks to Ty."

"Aw, shucks," said Ty. "It was the least I could do."

Shazza gave Ty a big, sloppy kiss on the lips. Then everyone went inside, had a nice supper, and spent the rest of the night in peace. Luckily for Shazza, none of Tony Abbott's faggots had gotten her pregnant since humans cannot impregnate dingoes.

Meanwhile, in a dark void, Queen Metalia, ruler of the Dark Kingdom and Sailor Moon's arch-nemesis, scolded the ghosts of Tony Abbott and Boss Cass.

"You faggots," she crooned. "You failed to destroy Southern Rivers, Ty, and Shazza. I knew I was wrong in relying on a pair of sodomites. You will pay for this!"

"But...but..." said Tony Abbott.

"No buts," said Queen Metalia. "YOU LOST! Now I will cast you into hell where Satan will have no mercy on you." Queen Metalia laughed evilly.

"NOOOOOOOO!" screamed Tony Abbott and Boss Cass as they were sent to hell and cast into the Lake of Fire with David Pocock and all the other speedo-wearing lifeguards and rugby players.

"Ignorant, stupid little weaklings," said Queen Metalia. "I need more competent minions."

THE END

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