"Okay roll call, who is still up?" Junior looked over his ruined club and saw that most of his men were lying flat on their backs after having the crap beaten out of them by the two sisters, who at the moment were peacefully sleeping and tied up as much rope as they could get their hands on after Roman had managed to hit them with sleeping darts.
"Once this is over I am going to kill you." Roman glared and pressed a glass of ice cold gin against a nasty looking bump on his head.
"Uh, I am good but could I get some new clothes" Jaune looked down at his remnants of his school uniform, most of which had been torn to shreds by the girls as they tried to get him 'into a more comfortable look'. Jaune was trying to hold some dignity as his boxers, which had very manly hearts all along them, where nearly on display.
Junior sighed and snapped toward two of his still standing flunkies and they dispersed to find some wearable clothing for the kid. "Okay, no other women around here." He said, taking a seat at the bar.
"Shocker" Roman said before downing the entire glass of gin, tossing the glass and just grabbing the bottle. He didn't really care about his image at this point, he just wanted to get drunk and pretend this was all a bad dream.
Jaune took a seat as well, leaving the three men in silence for a few moments.
"So I got a question" Junior looked toward Jaune. "All these women throwing themselves at you and you aren't trying to take advantage of it, even a little?" he raised his eyebrow. "You bat for the other team or are you literally some kind of saint?"
"I must admit, it does seem a bit odd" Roman took another large drink.
Jaune scratched the back of his head and smiled. "Well nothing like that, I have seven sisters and I know what it's like to see a woman really ticked off. Once all this blows over I am pretty sure they would all kill me if I tried anything toward them."
"So it's not so much that you don't want to, just that you know your ass would get kicked so hard you wouldn't be able to feel it?" Roman smirked a bit and shook his head. "You know a man as smart as you shouldn't be working for the good guys."
"Hey boss we found some clothes for the kid" two of the least injured members of Junior's crew brought out a full Mariachi gear, including a large sombrero. "It was with the rest of the props from a few weeks back."
Jaune looked at the outfit and sighed. "You know I am actually so done with today I don't even care anymore" Jaune grabbed the outfit and went into the bathroom of the club, changing and walking back out with a few grumbles. "Man this thing is uncomfortable," he looked up and saw that Roman and Junior both had their heads bowed in prayer, which gave Jaune a moment of pause. "Okay on a scale of one to ten how screwed are we?"
"We know Jaune is hiding in there, and the Vale Unified Women's Alliance will see him delivered onto us!" Ruby's voice rang out from behind the massive doors into the club. A number of loud explosions shook the room but the doors held firm.
"Oh, that amount" Jaune walked over and began to pray with the other two, hoping that there might be some mercy left in a deity who clearly only wished for him to suffer.
"Don't worry girls, I got this" Yang's voice rang out from among the horde on the other side of the door, and a massive crash could be heard as the blonde no doubt struck the door with a solid blow, and yet it remained unmoved.
"Ha, take that!" Junior suddenly jumped up and pointed toward the door. "The best defense money could buy, a reactive Dust based energy shield that absorbs all force and energy thrown at it and uses it to bolster its defenses. God himself could punch it and it would just be stronger. Only the best defense for my boys" he crossed his arms and a smug look came onto his face.
"Yeah, you tell her boss!" one of the cronies called out.
"Was talking about my balls idiot" Junior said and glared toward the man. "I literally buy you guys by the dozen"
"Where do you buy your minions anyway?" Roman asked with interest, seemingly satisfied by Junior's explanation of the shield and its demonstration. "I have been so busy with my current project I fell a bit out of the loop when it comes to the help"
"Aw well I know a guy, the people are pretty cheap and dumber than a box of rocks, but they are loyal" Junior wrote out a name and number of a bar napkin and handed it off to Roman.
"Thanks, wait a moment" Roman looked around. "Is it just me or did it get a lot more quiet?"
Nora slammed her weapon against the doors and growled. "Come on you stupid door! I hit you and you break, what is wrong with you?!"
"Nora, I believe it would do you well to be calm, we will find a way past this door and…" Pyrrha stepped out of the way as Yang flew forward from behind and slammed both of her fists against the door. "… rescue Jaune."
Blake growled to herself and crossed her arms. "I should have attacked as soon as I saw Torchwick, but I didn't want to put him in danger."
Ruby put a hand on her teammates back. "You made the right move, we have every girl from Beacon backing us up right now, all we need to do is get the door out of the way." She turned toward Weiss. "What's the status of the door anyway?"
Weiss sighed and looked at it. "It's protected by a Schnee brand shield generator; I don't think there is anything we could do to get past it without destroying the entire block."
"Is that an option?" Nora asked with a grin. "Because give me a few minutes and enough explosives…" all of the girls turned to glare at Nora. "What? Just sayin" she crossed her arms and pouted, mumbling about how she never got to have fun.
Ruby cursed mentally and looked toward Yang. "Do you think you can build up enough power to punch through it?"
Yang sighed and stopped her assault, turning around to look at her sister with a shrug. "I can't really get any build up off of it; the shield absorbs all of the energy off my punches so I can't even get a buildup of kinetic energy from it."
Ruby growled under her breath, annoyed that her Jaune was so close but also blocked. Until an idea came to her mind. "So the shield thingy absorbs energy thrown at it, what happens if we overloaded it?"
Weiss shook her head. "It's a good theory, but the amount of force we would need to use would have to be in a single hit, even a microsecond between attacks would allow the shield to absorb it safely."
"Your family might not be on the straight and narrow, but they do design a good product" Blake said with a frown.
"Hey I will have you know…" Weiss turned to look at Blake.
"Wait a minute, I have an idea!" Ruby grabbed Yang and walked toward the waiting group of girls out on the streets, each ready and willing to strike. "Do you trust me?" Ruby asked Yang.
"Of course, you are my sister," Yang smiled at Ruby and put a hand on her shoulder. "I trust you more than anyone, well expect maybe Jaune, but that's because I am in love with him."
Ruby smiled and hugged her sister. "Love you sis," Ruby got behind Yang and pushed her into the crowd. "Hey everyone Yang got Jaune's first kiss and she is bragging about it!"
All of the girls froze and turned toward Yang with murderous intent, raising their weapons and stepping toward the blonde.
"Oh, well crap" Yang gulped as they descended upon her.
"What are they doing now?" Junior asked, looking through one of the security camera's on the outside as the group of girls began to attack Yang.
"Oh those clever bi…" Roman looked toward Jaune. "Clever girls."
"What do you mean?" Jaune asked, clearly scared by the sight of all of the women going to war with each other. He was pretty sure at this point it didn't matter how much he apologized, he would be Grimm food before the day ended.
Roman pointed toward Yang. "From the last time I fought her it seemed that she didn't try to avoid attacks, rather she took the hit and absorbed the energy into herself. So if she gets into a fight with a whole crowd of other fighters who will no doubt land blows on her…"
Junior gulped and unconsciously cupped his balls. "I think I might have some cyanide around here if you guys want the easy way out."
Jaune slammed his hand down on the table and grinned. "Wait, I have an idea."
The other two looked at him. "That's not as comforting as you might think kid" Roman said blandly. "But I am too drunk to care at this point so screw it, what's the plan?"
"We are going to need some more costumes."
Yang drew in a few breaths as the last girl fell unconscious. Her entire body felt like one huge bruise, and the only thing that kept her going was the thought of getting Jaune. That and the nuclear reactors worth of energy she was currently carrying around inside of her after fighting off an entire lovesick group of women. Her entire body was covered in flames that looked hotter than anything the sun could ever produce. "Ruby?"
"Yes Yang?" Ruby asked, innocently and with a smile.
"I get first dibs on Jaune, and we are using the team room. There will be screams." Yang walked past the still standing girls, Ruby, Weiss, Blake, Pyrrha, and Nora. She stood in front of the door with a grin and pulled back her fist, slamming it against the force field with all of her force. A massive explosion on the inside and the doors flying off their handles inward proved the plan a success.
The group of six girls entered into the club only to find a number of already fallen mooks, two sleeping girls, and three men that looked a lot like Jaune, Junior, and Roman wearing mariachi outfits and carrying various instruments.
"We're all dead" Junior whispered under his breath.
Glynda scowled at Ozpin and idly tapped her foot. "Why did I have to be left behind to watch you?" she asked.
"Probably because I am one of the most skilled and brilliant minds in the entire kingdom with more victories than can be counted." Ozpin said, giving the closest to a shrug he could possibly give in his current situation. "Look out behind you!" he suddenly called out.
"Oh please that trick hasn't worked on me in ye…" a sudden spark of electricity hit Glynda and she fell to the floor asleep.
"Can we not tell her I did that when she wakes up?" Neptune asked, looking rather nervous. "Because she kind of scares me"
Ren and Sun let out twin sighs and quickly worked to get Ozpin back to the ground. "Thank you boys" Ozpin brushed himself off. "Shall we go save Mr. Arc?"
"Or kill him if he has done anything to Nor…any of the girls" Ren said, with a grim look.
"Or Blake" Sun added.
"Or Weiss…or Yang" the three other men turned to look at Neptune. "What? It takes time for a guy to come to a decision like this!"
They all shared a sigh and made their way to the airship docks.
Beautiful chaos continues, got to love it. You know one of the main things I love about Jaune is just how easily I can imagine him in these situations. Almost disturbing really. Anyway got more stuff coming out soon, a lot of work has gone into my other projects so if you read any of them you can expect fun times ahead.
A big thank you to all my readers, followers, reviewers, and of course everyone who favorites this story. You guys make it possible for me to keep interest in this stuff. Probably gonna try to update my other stuff before you see a new chapter on this one, not too long of a pause just a couple of days, promise. Pushing these things out as fast as I have has been the very definition of difficult but rewarding. Anyway drop a review, favorite, or follow, and if you want to keep up with my other works here is the stuff that I am currently working on. Till next time.
A Cruel World- A more serious fic involving a mysterious organization raising its head and Emerald's doubts on her current path.
Team RWBY: Master Matchmakers/Wedding Planners- Comedy fics for all of your Arkos needs.
A Light in the Dark- What would happen if Cinder's team and RWBY's team switched places in canon? First few chapters build up to AU.