AN: I do not own Naruto. It belongs to Masashi Kishimoto. If I did own it, most of this stuff would have already happened.
"Ahhm…I needed that." Zetsu said stepping out of his shower. Zetsu grabbed a towel and dried himself off. Moving over to the sink taking his toothbrush into his hand and brushing his teeth. As Zetsu finished brushing his teeth the doorbell rang and was followed by several rapid knocks.
Zetsu quickly rinsed out his mouth and went to the stairs leading to his front door. There was another knock "Zu-" the door opened reveling Hidan standing in the doorway. "…Zu…" Hidan's eyes widened, "Oh- Holly shit!" Hidan gasped covering his eyes with one of his arms and turning his head to the side.
"H-Hidan?" Zetsu asked sounding confused and hurt.
"Z-Z-Zetsu-Ch-Chan," Hidan stammered peeking over at Zetsu then blushed darkly and buried his face into his arm.
Zetsu blinked in confusion. "What's wrong Hidan?"
"Y-y-your d-d-dick!" Hidan stuttered gesturing blindly at Zetsu.
Zetsu looked down slowly. "Oh…" Zetsu's eyes widened in realization "Sh-sh-sh-shit!" Zetsu looked around quickly and grabbed his potted sunflower off of the table beside the stairs and held it in front of his member hiding it. Zetsu blushed darkly "H-Hidan, I-I'm-" Zetsu began
"Zetsu," Hidan said bringing his head away from his arm looking over at him, "You're turning me on." Hidan said smiling at Zetsu and winking at him.
Zetsu blushed darker "I-I'm turning Hidan on?" Zetsu thought tightening his grip on the flower pot a slight tingling sensation running through his body. Zetsu glanced down slowly to see himself beginning to harden. "D-Dammit, he's turning me on." Zetsu shivered slightly as another wave of the tingling sensation moved through him. "H-Hidan, I'm sorry." Zetsu mumbled.
"Nah, it's ok." Hidan said surprisingly close. "I was liking it anyway."
Zetsu jumped in surprised, almost looking his grip on the potted sunflower. "Hi-Hidan!" Zetsu gasped looking up at Hidan quickly. "W-When--"
"I decided to come on over when you looked down at your obviously well kept sunflower." Hidan said a grin spreading across his face.
Zetsu blinked "I-is he talking about me pe-" Zetsu's thought were interrupted by Hidan.
"Hey, does it pollinate a lot?" He asked looking up at him.
"I…seriously can't tell if he's talking about my Sunflower," Zetsu looked down at his potted Sunflower, "Or my…" Zetsu glanced back behind the potted plant at his slightly hard dick, "Does he even remember that--"
"Well?" Hidan asked interrupting Zetsu's thoughts again.
"Well…" Zetsu Began…"Y-yeah…I…guess so…" he said a faint blush taking over his cheeks again as he looked up a the still grinning Hidan.
"well that's just fantastic." Hidan said his grin widening more, "Can I see it?"
Zetsu's blush darkened drastically "Is…is he serious?" Zetsu thought "Th-this is like a dream." He thought, his heart beginning to beat faster, "Y-you want to see it?"
"Yeah, 'course I do." Hidan replied.
Zetsu blushed a little darker "O-ok then, you can." He squeezed his eyes shut "I…J-just don't make fun of it"
"Why would I?" Hidan asked as Zetsu felt the flower pot being taken from his hands "I mean, it's great. How did you get it this big?"
Zetsu blushed darkly "W-well…I-I dunno."
'Do you use fertilizer or something?"
"Fertilizer?" Zetsu asked "I-is he talking about enhancement pills or something?" Zetsu thought "Um..uh n-no."
"Big naturally huh? Lucky. I wish mine was as big as yours."
"O-oh, Hidan." Zetsu mumbled placing one of his hands on one of his blushing cheeks. Zetsu parted his lips his breath quickening as he felt himself harden a little more.
"You should put this in one of those contests you know? You'd win."
Zetsu blushed even darker as he hardened fully as Hidan's comments. "O-oh Hidan, I'm sure you'd win not me."
There was a short pause.
"What are you talking about Zetsu? I don't even have a sunflower."
There was another pause
"What is he talking about, he's a guy, he has to have a dick." Zetsu thought before opening his eye to see Hidan a few feet in front of him looking at him as Hidan gestured to the flower in his hands. As Hidan gestured to the sunflower, he realized that Hidan was talking about his actual sun flower the whole time and he felt his heart break into prices. Zetsu bit his lip preventing it from quivering. "H-he was talking about the sun flower the whole time…." He thought bringing his hand down away from his cheek slowly.
"I….I…..Forget it…." Zetsu said turning around, "I'm….I'm going to go get dressed…Ok?"
"Oh, ok then." Hidan said watching Zetsu, "I'll wait here then."
Zetsu nodded and then headed up the stairs into his bathroom.
Zetsu closed the door behind him and walked over to the sink, hunching over it. Zetsu sighed staggeredly
"I-I shouldn't have even thought that Hidan liked us…" Zetsu hunched over closer to the sink "B-but he said that we were turning him on, remember? Yeah sure, I remember, but he easily could have been lying."
"Y-you really think so?"
"Yeah."
"B-But….he even winked at us."
"He may have done that so that it seems like he liked us."
"O-Oh….I see…."
There was a short pause.
"W-well…we better handle this huh?" Zetsu Griped his hardened member with both hands. Zetsu shuddered as a wave of pleasure ran through him.
"Y-yeah, otherwise we're going to have issues all day, especially around Hidan."
They began to stroke roughly
"A-ah…y-yeahh" Zetsu moaned, their legs shaking under them. He braced himself up against the sink to keep himself from falling over.
"L-Let's m-move over to the t-toilet." Zetsu suggested taking his hand off of their hand member and placed it on the edge of the sink moaning softly.
"Nn." Zetsu replied pumping his hand up and down faster along their weeping erection ignoring the others request.
Zetsu gasped in surprise not expecting the other to ignore him.
"H-Hey." Zetsu moaned "W-we're going to f-fall over." He moaned again their legs shaking more violently.
"F-F-Fine." Zetsu grunted slowing down his strokes.
They panted as they moved over to the toilet and sat down. Black Zetsu raised his let up and placed it on the edge of the shower. "Be-besides. I-I've got a better angle from here." He moaned as White Zetsu began groping roughly at there dick which was followed by him whimpering and arching his back as Black Zetsu probed at their entrance with his index finger.
"C'mon, you'll like it. Just pretend it's Hidan." He said pushing his finger in.
Both Zetsu's gasped at the feeling and Black Zetsu pressed his finger in farther curling and uncurling his finger. After a few moments of adjusting to the feeling, Black Zetsu began searching around with his finger for their special spot. White Zetsu cried out as Black Zetsu brushed his finger against their prostate.
"O-oh man!" White Zetsu Jerked his hips as he pumped his hand up and down the erection roughly and pressed down against Black Zetsu's finger. Black Zetsu stuffed two more of his fingers in and struck their prostate repeatedly.
"A-Ah!" Both Zetsu's moaned as the came violently, the cum splattering against their stomach.
They panted breathlessly as Black Zetsu removed his fingers from themselves.
"W-we should take a-another shower quick." White Zetsu said panting.
"Y-yeah." Black Zetsu replied as they got up from the toilet and stepped into the shower to clean themselves once again, cursing himself at how badly he wanted Hidan.
Hidan blinked as he heard the water being turned on, "He's taking another shower?" He wondered aloud. "I thought that he had taken one before I came?" He asked himself. "Yeah, he did." He said answering his own question. "That's why he was naked when I got….here…" Hidan's memory flashed back to when Zetsu was naked in front of him. Just then, Hidan felt a faint throb in-between him legs. "A-ah." Hidan breathed "Wh-why does…th-that turn me on?" he took several deep breaths. "D-Do I like him?" Hidan glanced down to see a slight bulge in his pants and a faint blush came to his cheeks. "B-but…he's a guy…and.. and I'm…I'm a guy…..I-is…that ok?" He asked looking down at the bulge in his pants. Hidan's blush darkened "Tch… argh, what am I doing? I'm asking my erection a question!" Hidan grabbed the sides of his head and tossed his head back "What is wrong with me!"
Hidan felt another throb in-between his legs, this time more heated, needy. A moan escaped Hidan and he shuddered slightly.
"O-oh man." Hidan said looking back down to notice that the bulge in his pants had grown.
"Sh-shit." Hidan grumbled bringing his hands back down to his sides. "I…I gotta take care of this." He said looking around. "Wh-what should I do though?"
Hidan felt an urge to touch himself and Shivered. "N-no, I-I can't…not here…" Hidan mumbled down towards his erection as if trying to come to an agreement with it, but his erection did not comply as once again it throbbed, demanding to be touched.
"A-ah, dammit." Hidan cussed his hands twitching wanting so badly to touch himself.
"F-Fuck." Hidan groaned "How do you get rid of a hard on besides masturbating!" Hidan grumbled as he looked around for a way to satisfy himself.
"Cold water helps with them right?" He mumbled to himself as he looked at a sink in Zetsu's Kitchen attached to the living room that he was in. "Y-yeah, I'll try that." He mumbled walking over to the sink slowly Hidan stared down at the sink for a moment and then looked up and listened closely to make sure that the water upstairs was still running.
"Ok good…he's still in the shower." Hidan breathed and grabbed the handle of the sink labeled 'C' and turned it on "Hm….how should I go about this?" Hidan questioned while putting his hand under the running water to check its temperature. Content with the coolness of the water, Hidan pulled his hand out from the water and moved his hands to his pants. He unbuttoned then unzipped his pants and then shimmied them down slightly trying to remove as little clothing as possible. He slipped his hand through the slit of his boxers and grabbed his hardening member which he then pulled out. Hidan gasped softly as the cool air met with his heated skin.
"W-whoa." Hidan breathed his hands shaking slightly as he let go of his now fully hardened member. "Ha….haa.." he breathed grabbing blindly onto the sink to support himself "Hnn." He grunted as he pushed down on the sink moving himself up so that he was hovering over the sink. "Mnn." Hidan grumbled as he searched for knobs of the cabinet below the sink with his feet, fumbling with the knobs once he found them. Hidan breathed staggeredly as he looked down at the running water gushing out.
"O-ok….n-never done this before" He mumbled swallowing hard. His eyes fluttered closed and he thrust himself under the running water. Hidan cried out
"A-Ah! Th-the Fuck!" Hidan moaned his eyes shooting open "Wh-when the hell did it get warm!" he moaned slightly louder as the luke warm water ran along his hard member. "H-haa…W-whoa!" Hidan gasped as he almost lost his footing, grabbing onto the faucet handle to right himself tugging forward on the handle. Moments latter the warm water heated up more to hot tube material warmness causing Hidan to gasp in pleasure as his member throbbed demanding attention.
"W-whoa." Hidan murmured in a hot breathy moan as he brought his hands off from the sink handles and wrapped his hands around his length.
"H-haa." Hidan shivered as he began to massage his aching member. After a few minutes of massaging in combination with the warm water it was beginning to become too much for him as he felt something starting to build up inside of him. "W-whoa." He moaned presses himself as close to the water as possible. Hidan continued pleasuring himself as Zetsu came down the stairs and looked into the kitchen to see Hidan hunched over his sink pleasuring himself. Zetsu opened him mouth to say something but slowly closed it again watching him in complete fascination. "H-….dan.." Zetsu mumbled inaudibly. Hidan moaned louder as he pumped his hands up and down himself going faster and faster nearing his climax.
"A-ah, Shit!" he yelped and tossed his head back as he came, moaning loudly while still pumping his hand up and down his length roughly.
Zetsu watched Hidan with wide eyes as he barely shook off the feeling of hardening again, "W-we gotta move." Zetsu mumbled taking a step back, the stair that he stepped back on creaked loudly sending a wave of fear flooding through the plant man. "O-oh shit." He thought his heart racing.
"Z-Zetsuuu~" Hidan moaned massaging himself fantasizing about Zetsu pleasuring him and taking him right where he was, not aware of the plant man's presence at all.
Zetsu's heart stopped. "D-did he hear me?" Zetsu thought looking at Hidan wide eyed.
"Z-Zetsu~!" Hidan moaned loudly arching his back as he continued massaging himself.
"H-He must know we're here." Zetsu thought as he slowly got down from the stairs.
"A-Ah! Zetsu!" Hidan gasped as he lost his footing on the knobs and began falling backwards to the floor. Snapping back to reality Hidan squeezed his eyes shut tightly and opened his mouth to cuss in pain with the impact, but then after a few moments and no impact he opened his eyes to see that someone had caught him.
"A-are you ok Hidan?" Zetsu stammered looking down at him.
"Z-Zetsu!" Hidan gasped in shock "W-when did you…"
"I…I heard you f-from the stairs."
Hidan blushed darkly "Th-then you…"
Zetsu nodded slowly as a fain blush took over his cheeks. "I….I.. Are you ok?" Zetsu asked trying to change the subject
"I-I'm fine….Z-Zetsu…h-how long……were you there?" Hidan asked his blush darkening.
"I…just a few minutes…b-but it felt like forever." Zetsu looked off to the side and mumbled softly "I…I didn't want it to end…"Zetsu blushed darkly as he said this.
"Z…Zetsu…I….H-how do I put this…."
"Hi-Hidan….I-I'm so sorry I…I just--"
"Zetsu," Hidan interrupted getting the other attention. "I….Th-this might sound weird…but," Hidan reached up and gripped Zetsu's chin lightly then turned his head so that hw was looking at him "I….I d-don't mind if you…um…w-watch me." he mumbled softly, blushed darkly.
Zetsu blushed darker, if possible
"Hi-Hidan…I-I.."
"Z-Zetsu." Hidan mumbled looking off to the side letting go of the pant man's chin "I-I," Hidan swallowed hard, "I….w-want to tell you something."
"O-ok then, what is it?" Zetsu asked blushing darkly still.
"I-I um," Hidan moved his hand to the back of Zetsu's head and gently began to pull hid head down closer to his, "I….I r-really," Hidan mumbled his eyes fluttering closed as he slowly closed the distance between them both of their hearts racing.
"Z-Zetsu, th-this is going to sound crazy, b-but I-"
Just then the door bell rang which was followed promptly by a set of loud knocks.
"Zetsu." Came the voice of an impatient sounding boy from the other side of the door.
"Zetsu." The boy repeated more loudly this time.
Zetsu sighed exasperatedly and did not respond in hopes that the person would leave.
"Zetsu, are you home?" the boy asked. A few moments latter the door bell rang again, "Zetsu! C'mon, I know you're home! You never have anything to do!"
Zetsu groaned irritatedly and moved Hidan away from the sink in his arms. "Here, I'll put you on the couch Hidan." He said walking over to and setting him on the cough.
There was another loud knock at the door, "C'mon!"
Zetsu Growled softly "I'm Coming! I'm coming!" Zetsu said walking over to the door. Hidan watched Zetsu for a moment then looked down and noticed that his length was still hanging out of the slit in his boxers. Hidan's eye widened slightly and he quickly put himself together and zipped his pants up.
"What is it?" a pissed off Zetsu asked as he opened the door revealing a very impatient looking Sasori.
"I have a question." Sasori said letting himself in past Zetsu.
"Well, what's the question?"
"What were we assigned in Biology for the project?"
Zetsu looked at Sasori as if he hadn't understood "Are….you serious?"
Sasori nodded "Of course."
"Sasori….we were just given that project yesterday, it's the middle of march, and it's not sue until May."
"So?" Sasori asked.
"Argh!…." Zetsu sighted at length, "Ok…we are doing the reproductive organs." Zetsu mumbled running a hand through his hair to calm himself down.
Hidan blinked, "We have a project?"
Sasori nodded "We just got it yesterday, but…you were 'sick'"
"Tch, whatever, so it's a partner thing?"
"Yeah," Sasori responded, "I'm partners with Zetsu."
"Who am I partners with then?" Hidan asked
"I dunno, who ever is left."
"Damn I, if I had know that we were gonna be assigned partners, I would've come to school."
"Since when do you care about school projects?" Sasori asked looking at Hidan skeptically.
" Because, I wanna be with Zetsu."
"What? Why?" The red head asked
"Because, I like Zetsu, he's fun to work with."
Zetsu Smiled happily at this. Sasori looked over at Zetsu from Hidan and noticed his smile at Hidan's comment.
"Do you want to be Hidan's partner instead Zetsu?"
Zetsu nodded "Yes, if you don't mind."
"Ok then," Sasori nodded "I'll just be partners with someone else."
"Awesome." Hidan said standing from the cough smiling.
"Well the," the puppet master said moving over to the door "I'll see you guys latter."
"Bye then." Zetsu and Hidan said in unison.
Sasori then left leaving the two alone once again.
"so un," Zetsu began stopping what was going to be an awkward silence. "What were you going to say before?"
"O-oh…um…."Hidan felt himself begin to blush as his little confidence that he had had before echoed away from him and was replaced with nervousness and anxiety. "I…C-can't remember." he lied smiling sheepishly.
Zetsu looked slowly away from the other, "O-oh….well that's ok." he mumbled sounding disappointed.
"H-Hey," Hidan said walking over to the plant man and patted his shoulder, "Don't worry….I-I'm sure I'll remember soon."
Zetsu looked up at the other slowly a soft smile on his face "O-ok then."
Hidan smiled, "H-hey, why don't we go see a movie or something? We've got all day right?"
Zetsu nodded in agreement.
Hidan's smile widened, "Off we go then."
The two of them walked over to the front door, Zetsu picking up his wallet along the way. Then while standing at the doorway checking to see if he had enough cash on him, Zetsu felt a soft warm presence against his unoccupied hand, it tightening after a moment. Zetsu blinked and then looked down to see Hidan's hand wrapped around his. Zetsu blushed faintly and looked up to notice that the Jashinist was blushing as well looking in front of him trying to act like it meant nothing, but it meant a lot to the two of them, especially Zetsu, and most certainly Hidan. Zetsu smiled happily and opened the front door, "So, what movie do you want to see?" He asked as both of them exited the house.
AN: Holly crap this was a long chapter! Hm…maybe I should have divided it up into smaller chapters? Has anyone else who reads this noticed that this has somehow morphed into Zetsu Hidan instead of Hidan Shikamaru? Eh, whatever, Shikamaru can have Asuma, Choji, his Dad or somethign I don't care. Well anyway, I hope that you enjoyed it. Please tell me what you think, I love Feedback!