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Chocolate

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Knock, knock.

"The meeting will start in two hours, Pain."

"Uh-huh." A flip of a page.

"Two hours."

"Uh-huh." Scribbling.

"…With the Akatsuki. As 'Leader', isn't it your responsibility to manage and oversee all activities?"

"And as 'second-in-command', Konan, isn't it your job? I just oversee." Shuffling paper.

A particular sheet sharpened and flew, zipping upwards, dangerously close to the vulnerable underside of his throat. The shuffling continued just as calmly.

"'Let's not beat around the bush', as the saying goes. So, what is this about, really?"

"You're supposed to oversee everything!" The remaining paper not in the hands of the Leader stood up, sleek and stiff.

"'Oversee', yes. 'Supposed to', yes. Kakuzu, again?"

"Yes!" Slips of innocent paper turned deadly in their dancing. Fluttering and flickering around in a display of Konan's frustration.

"Do elaborate." Pain rested his chin on one hand. The threatening paper had already been disabled with a minor water jutsu.

"He's…he's…That thief stole my chocolate!"

"I see." No thoughts were betrayed on the ninja's neutral expression. "I will talk to Kakuzu and remind him of our main priority."

Konan sniffed, still frustrated but now a little smug. "Good. I'll be back later to inform you of the meeting, Pain."

She turned around to leave just as something was thrown in her direction. The hidden paper in the folds of her cloak caught the offending—no, no, no,chocolate is heaven. All thought process stopped at the beautiful sight of wrapped pleasure. She almost missed Pain's next comment.

"Am I correct to infer that it's your time of the month?"

Konan didn't acknowledge that with an answer and teleported away, leaving sharpened paper embedded in a circle around Pain as a warning.

He only chuckled and extracted a bar of chocolate from a hidden drawer…also filled with the sweet treats.

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Sooo...who really did the deed? :P

I would like to say, if it isn't already assumed, that I meant no offence to those who have experienced their cycles. (Makes me wonder what gender you think I am...heh.)

I tried a slightly different style for this drabble. Hope the person who requested it likes it, greenteamoose (for the wonderful support), Thornroses (for the fav) and every other reader!

But anyway, any form of feedback helps and is appreciated. So thank you!!

(Suppose I should mention, even though it isn't important...I don't follow American spelling, but Australian.)

Probably my longest author note, but I'm feeling giddy today! Chocolate! :D