Back with Chapter 4!
Sorry I didn't update sooner, I was working on a new fanfic and the Ancient Diaries one! DD: Don't kill me!
Here's the list again, just in case you need it:
Snow White – Peach
Evil Stepmother – Olimar
Snow White's father – King Dedede
7 dwarfs – Ness
Lucas
Toon Link
Diddy Kong
Kirby
Pikachu
Nana and Popo
Snow White's mother – Zelda
Prince1 – Link
Prince2 – Ike
Prince3 – Pit
Bunnies and Birds – Yoshi
Pichu
Pikmin
Sonic
Jigglypuff
Meta Knight
Servant of the Stepmother – Roy
Servants – Wario
Marth
Fox
Wolf
Falco
Mario
Luigi
Pet Monkey – Diddy Kong
Hobo – Captain Falcon
Narrator - Red
After the crazy party the last day, and the reincarnation of all the dead people and the wrath of Peach, everyone was back on the stage.
With the scene set to the castle, Olimar stood in the middle of the stage, next to a mirror that was floating in mid-air.
"After the good princess was chased out, and the servant was sent -" Red started.
"HEY!" Roy yelled. "I'm no servant – I'm a cool swordsman murderer … mercenary thing …"
"SHUT UP ROY!"
"GAAAAAAAH!" I bet you can guess what happened then. Yes. Peach happened. Next scenario, please.
Anyways, Red continued his part. "The queen went to his mirror, and asked the overrated question."
"Mirror, Mirror, on the air, who is the oiliest of them all?" Olimar sang.
"Your majesty, you are very oily, but Snow Peach is still the oiliest of them all."
"WHAT?! But my name is Oily Olimar …" Olimar ran off the stage, crying.
"Olimaaaaaaar …" Peach growled, and there were several clanging sounds, followed by the sad crying noises of Pikmin dying.
"NO! MY ARMY! I was planning on cooking them tonight – I mean … MY BABIES! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE, YOU BEAST?!"
"GET OUT THERE, YOU PIG, AND FINISH YOUR PART!"
"OKAY, JUST, LEAVE THE REST OF MY ARMY ALONE, ALRIGHT?!" With that, Olimar came rushing back onto the stage.
"Oh dear, I must find an evil plan, so I can become the oiliest of all! I know – I can give her my non-oily shampoo!" This time, Olimar ran off at the right time.
"And so, the queen went of to …er, find his non-oily shampoo, and disguised himself in the form of king."
The scene changed into the cottage once again, and Peach was sitting on a chair, looking lazy, while the dwarfs continued playing Brawl. Olimar knocked on the make-shift door.
"Priiiiincess!" Olimar called, "I am here for your shampoo delivery!"
Peach opened the door, looking surprised. "Oh my! I never knew that it would come so fast! I ordered it only a couple minutes ago …"
Olimar coughed. "Well, princess, here's your strawberry-kiwi scented shampoo and conditioner. It's two-in one!" He shivered.
"Why, thank you!" Peach smiled sweetly, taking the shampoo from him. "How did you know that this is my absolute squeal favourite squeal number one squeal super awesome squeal BRAND?"
Olimar went temporarily deaf then from the over excessive use of squealing.
"Okay princess …" he backed away, "I need to go now!" Olimar ran away, his little stubs for arms flailing.
After going through another scene change, Olimar appeared on stage once more, his eyes still the tiny slits they always were.
"Oh woe to me, woe to me, my super awesome brilliant plan has FAILED ME!" he cried.
Captain Falcon ran in, wearing a hobo suit with patches all over the place, throwing Pikmin around cheerfully. (Holy, that's a disturbing scene. Oo;;)
"MY PIKMIN!" Olimar cried, his eyes bulging out the way they always do when he gets hit in Brawl.
- - - -
Back at the dwarfs' cottage, the little 'things' finally ditched the Wii to …
… Eat some cheese, their main diet.
On the table, there sat a plate of Red Windsor cheese.
"Ewww …" Toon Link shuddered, "It looks like it's all bloody …"
Nana ran to the washroom, where she barfed the cheese that she had for breakfast up.
"OH MY GOD!" Lucas screamed, "I know loads of cheeses!"
"Okay …?"
"There's Sardo, Testouri, Caravane, Chikwi, Wara, Bokmakiri, Kwaito, Andari, Sulguni, Imeruli, Guda, Chhena, Paneer, Fahnni Batur, Khoa, Sakura, Tenshi, Basket, Syrian, Sewsew, White Asian …"
Ness LOLed. "White Asian? Haha, that person fails at naming cheese. White Asian …"
"Aren't Asians yellow?" Popo asked, being the naive little kid he is.
Ness stared. "That's the reason why the name's funny, Popo …"
"PIKA!" Pikachu pika-ed. His 'pika' translated to, "That's racist, man!"
"YOUR FACE IS RACIST!" Ness bellowed.
Everyone stared.
Crickets chirped.
"It wasn't that bad, was it?" Ness asked.
"Right right, sure sure …"
- - - -
"My next plan …" Olimar mused, pacing back and forth. "I know! I will force Peach to marry, and she will SUFFER with that one man! AHAHAHAAHAH!"
And so, the stepmother/father ran off the stage to supposedly find an appropriate suitor for his miserable plan.
However, that was not what had happened.
Actually, Olimar went to find some lovely cheese.
"Oooh, so many to choose from! Should I have Sakura cheese, or Sewsew cheese, or Brussels' cheese, or Aura cheese, or Limburger cheese, or White Asian cheese, or Red Windsor cheese …"
"OLIMAR!" Peach screeched, "GET OFF THE STAGE SO THE NEXT SCENE CAN TAKE PLACE!"
Olimar looked around. "But I thought I ran off the stage a couple lines ago …"
"SHUDDAP! DON'T QUESTION ME!"
"NOOOOOO! MY DINNER! I mean, PIKMIN!"
"THEN, GET OFF THE STAGE, OILY!"
Olimar skipped off the stage happily.
And so, the background changed once again, with a bunch of random servants, King Dedede, and Olimar on the stage.
Peach ran in, her extravagantly pink dress swishing around her.
"My daughter! You have come back to us!" King Dedede boomed. "You shouldn't have! I mean … welcome back!"
Olimar waved. "Welcome back, darling!"
Clang.
"Wasn't that the right line?"
"…" Behind Peach, Red was shaking his head furiously, trying to mouth the actual lines to Olimar, who thought Red had officially gone mad from the stress.
"Peach, Red has gone mad!"
"NO I HAVEN'T!"
Once Peach turned around to look at Red, Olimar and King Dedede escaped through the back door.
Peach determined that Red was still normal, and once she turned back, the princess only saw two blank spots where the 'royals' were supposed to be.
"OLIMAR AND KING DEDEDE … I'M COMING TO GET YOU, READY OR NOT!" she screamed, stalking off the stage.
There were several screams, pan bangings and yells as the two victims ran back onto the stage.
"NOW DO YOUR PART!"
"Yes, ma'am!"
King Dedede shuddered, and started to talk in a monotone. "You need to get married soon, Peach. I have found a couple suitors for you."
Peach smiled, or rather, smirked evilly. "Thank you, Father!"
"Now … SCRAM!" Peach screamed, pushing everyone off the stage for some reason.
Many people backstage sweatdropped. "She's officially gone mad, she has."
"Wasn't she always mad?"
"… True."
I finally updated! :D Sorry, I was working on a new fanfic (I know, I know) and the Ancient Diaries Awaken one. xD
About the cheese … Yes, they're all real cheese names. xD No, I'm not a cheese addict. I actually found this huge list of cheeses on Wikipedia.
It's so hard to get more ideas to write in a chapter. TT.TT Oh well, I'll live! :D
REVIEW, YOU BUMS! :D -drop-kicks-