This is based on the most hated episode in the series(so far), "No Such Luck".
Edit: I have my first Guest Troll in the comments! Feel free to ignore what He/She said.
I had more than one ideas on how this would go so I'll just include them all in this chapter.
Idea #1 "Lincoln says No!":
Lincoln Loud has managed to sneak out of the kitchen while 8 of his sisters talked about their activities. He made it up the stairs only to meet his big sister, Lynn Jr.
"Hey, Lincoln! You're coming to my softball game today, right?" Asked Lynn Jr
"Should've done a head count." Thought Lincoln
"Actually Lynn, I've got some important business to attend to. Like Ace Savvy VS the card shark." Said Lincoln
"Lame, My team won the win the last six games, and you're the only member of this family who hasn't come out to support me." Said Lynn
"That's because six other sisters at their things. Sorry, Lynn, I just can't do it today." Said Lincoln
Lynn holds her bat in a threatening way.
"Sure you won't reconsider?" Asked Lynn
"Seriously? Sure, Lynn knocked me around a few times in the past but with a bat?" Thought Lincoln before speaking.
"I'm sure!" Answered Lincoln
Wham!
Lynn struck Lincoln with the baseball bat across the face, he lost balance and he fell down the stairs.
"oops...forgot you were on the stairs..."thought Lynn
"WHAT WAS THAT?" Yelled Lori from the dining room.
All 9 sisters walked into the living room to see that their brother was laying down in front of the staircase, visibly unconscious and bleeding from the nose.
They look up to see Lynn on top of the staircase with the baseball bat. Lynn made a squeak sound as her sisters shot her a deadly glare.
Sometime later, Lincoln was emmited into the hospital with a few broken bones and head trauma but the doctors said that he will make a full recovery. Lynn was also in the hospital due to having a savage beatdown by her sisters. And the punishment by her parents were...
1.) Grounded for 3 months.
2.) No more sports(she was kicked off of all teams).
3.) All her sports gear was brought to the nearest pawn shop.
4.) And she was forced to wear normal clothes.
5.) No allowance for the rest of the year.
6.) If she wants her things back then she has to get a job and buy it all herself.
But in the end, Lincoln forgave her.
I'll admit, this one was sorta dark.
Idea #2 "Lincoln gives facts":
"Sure you won't reconsider?" Asked Lynn
"Okay, Lynn. I know is that you won't hit me with that bat. Because...
1.) I'm on the staircase and I can fall back which can be fatal.
2.) The rest of our sisters are down there and they might not like it if they knew that you did that to me!
3.) Mom and Dad would ground you so hard!
4.) Ronnie Anne might come over and teach you something.
But that's child's play compares to the last thing, and that is...
5.) You'll lose my love for you along with any chance of forgiveness!
And you don't want any of those now do you?" Asked Lincoln
Lynn froze, she wasn't thinking about really hitting him with the bat(maybe poke him) but nothing harsh. She just doesn't want to take No for an answer.
Lynn looked down in shame.
Lincoln noticed and took a deep breath.
"Look, Lynn, I get that you want me to come to your game but I'm tired, I just want a break! I'll come to your next game, I promise."
Lincoln walked past Lynn nd into his bedroom.
Lynn was actually proud that her brother stood up for himself.
Idea #3 "Lincoln speaks out":
"Sure you won't reconsider?" Asked Lynn
Lincoln saw how Lynn held her baseball bat, he quickly inhaled and exhaled through his nostrils and walked down the stairs, back into the dining room.
"Hey, everyone!" Called Lincoln
The rest of the sisters faces him.
"I know that you have your activities today and you'll Most likely ask me to attend. But would it be fine if I just have a day to myself? I know that I should always be with my family every chance I get but lately, I haven't had any Me time lately and there is a stack of unread comics that need reading and I plan on fixing that. So what do you gals say?" Asked Lincoln
The sisters thought about what Lincoln just said. They have noticed that their brother has been with them al month with a smile on his face. Maybe Lincoln deserves a day to himself.
"Alright" said all the girls at once
Lincoln smiled and walked out of the room only to be met by Lynn again.
"So are you coming to my game or not?" Asked Lynn with annoyance.
"Sorry, Lynn, but Lincoln deserves a day to himself!" Said Lynn from the dining room
"Maybe next game?" Said Lincoln as he walked up to his room.
Idea #4 "Parents Intervene":
A few hours after the lost game, The parents noticed how strange the girls were acting towards their brother. They realized that it must be from Lynn claiming that Lincoln is bad luck and angered the softball gods or something like that. The rest of the family knew that there was no softball gods and thought that Lynn was so into sports that she caught on with that silly thing, They expected that she'l grow out of it.
The parents even noticed how Lincoln seemed to provoke the lie.
"So Lincoln is spreading the rumor that he's bad luck?" Asked Lynn Sr
Rita Loud nodded
"If it's free time he wants them I'm sure that he could just ask." Said Rita
The Parents thought that this was kinda funny so they went along with it.
Later that day, Rita was carrying a few plates when Lincoln walked into the room.
"Oh No! Careful Lincoln, your bad luck will make me drop the plates!" Said Rita with heavy sarcasm.
Lincoln smiled, thinking that his mother believed in the lie.
Lynn Sr was watching tv when Lincoln walked into the living room, Lynn Sr noticed him.
"Yikes! I better head to my room so your bad luck won't harm me!" Said Lynn Sr with a semi load of sarcasm.
The sisters heard and were glad that the parents believed in the luck thing.
A few days went by and Lincoln started to be excluded from his sisters activities, The parents were still thinking that the whole thing will be called off soon enough.
The Next Day...
Lynn Sr and Rita Loud woke up and headed to the kitchen where all of their daughters were at. Lynn Sr noticed that one of his girls were placing a bowl of cereal outside the doggy door.
"Lori, what are you doing?" Asked Rita
"Giving Lincoln his breakfast." Answered Lori
"What is Lincoln doing outside?" Asked Lynn Sr
"He was out there the whole night." Said Luna with a smile
"WHAT?!" Yelled the parents
Rita raced towards the door and yanked it open to see her son in front of the door way holding a bowl of cereal. She could see him slightly shivering and dirt on his clothes.
Rita grabbed Lincoln and raced him upstairs so fast that it supraed everyone in the room. The two went in the bathroom and Rita turned on the shower to hot.
"Get warm!" Rita told Lincoln as she went back down stairs.
"Lynn, get Lincoln some new clothes!" Said Rita
Lynn didn't want to ignore his wife so he did as he was told.
The Loud Mother went over to the pantry and grabbed a can of chicken noodle soup and some green tea bags.
She placed them all in separate pots and began to cook.
"So...Who's idea was it to let Lincoln sleep outside all night?" Asked Rita in a calm yet menacing voice.
Lynn Jr started to speak.
"It was none of our ideas. Yes, We saw him go outside but we didn't let him back in because of his bad..."
Rita slammed hard in the counter while still facing away.
"I swear...if any of you say "Luck" one more time, I'll make sure none of you will be able to sit down for a year!" Threatened Rita
The sisters gulped(except Lily, she has no idea what's going on).
"Would anyone like to tell me why Lincoln didn't sleep in his room?" Asked Rita
Lana started to sweat.
Suddenly, a voice from upstairs was heard.
"Why is Lincoln's room boarded up?" Asked Lynn Sr
Rita grabbed a wooden spoon and turned towards her daughters.
"Who's idea was it?" Asked Rita who had steam coming out of her ears.
All the girls were terrified but they knew that they shouldn't lie to their mother.
"It was all of ours...We didn't want Lincoln and his..."Condition" to harm us while we slept. We were thinking that he would sleep on the couch, but I guess he thought that we didn't want him inside." Said Lynn
"IN THE LIVING ROOM, NOW!" Shouted Rita
It's been a few minutes since Lincoln got out of his hot shower, he got some fresh clothes and ate the soup along with the warm green tea to bring his Body Temerature back up. Now he was in the living room.
"You all are in trouble! Lincoln, you because you decided to live on a lie. Lynn, because you believe in some stupid superstition made by fake softball gods and got your brother kicked out, and the rest of you for being bystanders!" Said Lynn Sr
"Wait, So you guys didn't believe in the luck thing?" Asked Lincoln
"Of course not! We're not stupid! Didn't you guys hear our sarcasm every time we mentioned your luck?" Asked Rita
"You guys were being sarcastic?" Asked Lori
"You guys really can't detect sarcasm?" Asked Lynn Sr
All kids shook their heads.
"Whatever, you all are grounded for three weeks and after that, No more talking about Luck and corny Sport gods!" Said Rita
Alll the kids nodded and went to their rooms.
"We are also to blame, Lynn. We should've stopped this before it even started."
"Yeah, but let's be glad that it ended before it got worse."
Idea #5 "Ignore":
Lynn now believed that her brother is Bad Luck and tried everyway she could to avoid him.
Lincoln noticed this and decided to ignore what Lynn was saying, knowing how things go in this house, Nothing will turn out Good if he decides to play along.
So for the past few days, Lynn kept avoiding Lincoln, The sisters noticed this and thought what they were doing was dumb.
One day, The family got tired of it.
"Look, Lynn, this needs to stop!" Ordered Lori
"Are you kidding me? Our brother is Bad Luck. How else did I lose my game?" Asked Lynn
"Maybe it's because the other team bested you." Answered Luan
Lynn turned around to Luan.
"What did you say?" Asked Lynn who was clearly offended.
"You're being a sore loser!" Said Luna
Lynn got really angry.
"I am not a sore loser! I practiced hard for that game and I should've won, not them!" Yelled Lynn
Lynn Sr came into the room.
"That's what Sore Losers say, Junior." Said Lynn Sr
Lynn Jr looked at her Father with hurtful eyes.
"Dad, How could you?" Asked Lynn Sr
"Because I love you and I want you to stop treating your brother like he has bad luck or whatever none sense." Answered the dad.
"But...But...I had to try and ask the softball gods for forgiveness!" Said Lynn jr
"Lynn jr, You're 13 years old! It's time to stop believing in such none sense!" Said Rita Loud
"Maybe it's you who is Bad Luck, Lynn." Said Lincoln
"What did you say, snowcap?" Hissed Lynn
"Or maybe it was karma for threatening me with a bat earlier." Said Lincoln
Lynn knew that she was alone, Not even Lucy believed in the Luck rumor.
"I'll prove that Lincoln is Bad Luck!" Yelled Lynn Jr as she tried to walk away only to accidentally kick a soccer ball which shattered a mirror in the room.
"Welp, There goes my Saturday." Said Lynn Sr as he went to get a dustpan.
"Oh no..." said Lynn
"What?" Asked Lincoln
"I broke a mirror...and breaking a mirror leads to...SEVEN YEARS BAD LUCK!" Screamed Lynn as she ran up the stairs.
"Mom, Will Lynn ever stop believing in Bad Luck?" Asked Lincoln
Rita shook her head.
"Time will tell, Son." Answered Rita
So these were all the ideas that I had for this chapter. Now what I think of "No Such Luck" is like everyone else's. I really dislike that episode. I really don't know what the Writers and Chris Savino were thinking when they made this episode because it shows how easily that family can be fooled and child endangerment(Letting your kid sleep outside at night, in Michigan?!). I'm not sure if any of the writers responded to the criticism on that episode yet. But honestly, It's all the Loud families fault in that episode.
1.) Lincoln shouldn't have Lied.
2.) Lynn jr should be mature enough to not believe in superstition.
3.) The parents should've had more sense.
I do believe that Lincoln did deserve a punishment for lying but having to wear the squirrel suit at the beach? It's not like he'll get a heatstroke or anything. I was thinking that he would be grounded or have to go to all of his sisters activities without question. But of course, It's a cartoon so everything magically goes back to normal in the end and the lesson is forgotten.