I want at least 3 reviews before I post the next chapter because I feel like a horrible author right now. Goes into corner. Since the narrator quit everytime it says something it is written on cards that cover the screen and these cards are held up by Itachi. I told you he would come.

I do not own Naruto or anything oh wait I own Luna but that's a different story….

By now chibi Gaara and his brand new three underlings (Tsunade, Shizune, and Temari) were awake. Well technically awake, Tsunade was wearing sunglasses with eyes and you could hear loud very loud snoring; Shizune had her eyes open but it looked like she was asleep. Somehow don't ask how but she had fallen asleep with her eyes open. Temari was well Temari was hiding behind her fan so you couldn't really tell if she was awake or not. Gaara who had Mr. Sandy in hand was running around in circles for no apparent reason.

"Are the trophies in now?" a large crowd had apparently camped out for the night in front of the Hokage's office.

"No! I refuse to eat the muffins of doom! … Where am i? Oh yeah, Now I remember I was …--!" Apparently the assumption was correct. Tsunade was asleep.

"Of course she was! It says it right here in the script!"

"Eh?"

"Shut Up! Where are the trophies?" An angry mob of people had formed outside of her door.

"Kuso…"

Tsunade then hid behind a twig and screamed, "BWAHAHAHAHAHA! NOW THEY'LL NEVER FIND ME! "

Every villager did an anime sweat drop and slowly started to move away which turned into a mad dash until somehow they ended up in the Ice country. How they made it over the ocean? No clue.

"How troublesome, it is really simple. First we…"

Three Hours Later

Everyone yells at the same time, "It hasn't been three hours! More like five seconds!"

"Well I am sorry! You know what? I quit! See how life is without me! I am the true star of the series you can't survive one day without me!" An angry out of character Itachi walked off before realizing he was on water and he was out of chakra from running to Ice country. He fell down. He froze. A twenty five years later he was found and scared everyone off of Ice country and they ran to Konoha.

"YES! Our food supplies is saved!" Naruto jumped up and down which made Ice country crack and made everyone fall into the water only they didn't freeze. Naruto ran behind Tsunade who was now choking from laughing so much.

"You're here too!" Everyone ran away back to Konoha leaving Naruto and the choking Tsunade in hiding.

Suddenly we are going into flashback mode

"Sakura, Ten ten, Ino, and Hinata, you four are to--!"

"Stop we already went through this!" Sakura continued speaking, "Can we end the flashback now?"

"Nope."

"Why Ino-pig?"

"Because."

"Why?"

"Because I said so."

"Why?"

This went on for several hours. Ten ten fell asleep while Hinata used Byukagen and escaped without them knowing it. Shizune also escaped. Don't ask how, it is another story. This is when Gai and Lee and Neji came out of nowhere. Only Neji and Lee are like twenty. Gai is hmm.. what is that guy's age.

"YOSH! YOU ARE ALL AT THE PEAK OF YOUR YOUTHFULNE … why does ten ten look 15? Didn't we have a contest back at that time? I remember who I am! I remember I hate how you are both insane and I never told you! I am me again!" Neji then rips off his green suit thing and underneath is his old clothes. He runs off as the screen blackens.

"NO! I AM SCARED OF THE DARK! I HATE THE DARK! I WILL GO CRAZY IF I CAN'T SEE THE LIGHT!" Sakura then punches a hold through the dark screen and sees Gaara cookie monster night light. She sits down and starts rocking herself back and forth.

The screen starts to darken again.

End of Flash--!

Sakura come out of nowhere along with Gaara who both have eyes that read Kill.

"I… am… scared … of … the dark." Sakura then starts hitting the Flashback sign while Gaara was trying to kill the dark/light screen. " DIE!"

BEEP BEEP I AM SORRY THIS SCENE WAS TOO VIOLENT TO BE SHOWN… I THINK IT IS OVER NOW …

"RAWR!"

"TAKE THAT! "

"NOW WHO WANTS TO END THE FLASHBACK!"

Ino, Ten ten, Lee and Gai all stood there and said, "No one…"

"Will the flashback ever end? Find out next time on-! "

"Who the heck are you?"

"My name is Ami. I do the voice for the ending of the Contest of Konoha."

"It's not over until I say it's over!" Sakura then beat Ami to a bloody pulp.

"Is it over now?" Said Gaara in a cute little chibi form.

"I think so Shikamaru go check the script."

"How troublesome… yes it's over… she's supposed to memorize this and how troublesome…"

"What did you say?"

"Nothing."

Else where

Itachi is speaking like a narrator of the power puff girls, "Will the flashback ever end? I don't care."

Sasuke appears, "I hate you and I will kill you!"

Itachi shouts, "Mangenkyou Sharingan!" Suddenly Sasuke is sent to another world full of flowers and fan girls galore. "Have fun little brother who lacks hatred! BWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ack gack Can I get some water?"

Kisame appears out of now where and throws him a bottle, "That's going to be 8,000,000 yen!"

Yup that's the chapter. It wasn't as funny as I wanted it to be but it sure was random at most. Well whatever. Can someone tell me Gai's age and how to spell Itachi's sharingan I would but I am lazy. Please read and review people!