AN: Muahahaha I am evil and you don't even know how. btw suggestion give away if you guess my little surprise no hints.

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Pleaseeeee review… FOR ME! I must know if I am portraying everyone correctly wont anyone tell me.

I beg of you. But seriously did you guys like the last chapter or is there something in it needing to be fixed

PS anyone who wants to use my oc's cept for Aniyah can use them with permission

(No one else could portray her correctly trust me.)

pss apparently i cant spell mysterious


Chapter 3:Enter the mysterious stranger

It's only been a month and I have never felt more stressed breaking the news to soldiers was like a nuclear bomb was set off and hellsing headquarters was the targeted radius. Ughhh I remember that day like it was yesterday

(AN Short flashback sequence)

"Uhmmm… hello" I squeak waving my hand in small jerky motions. Teggie and I had gathered all of the soldiers in the state of the art auditorium and had planned on telling them first about our wedding. Even thinking about the word made shivers run down my spine.

I usually wasn't this shaky but telling the soldiers about the wedding left me feeling extremely nervous and way to anxious.

I mean they were like big gun totting family. Being the leader of hellsing and all she takes things the much more direct route. "Agent Victoria and I have decided to get married any additional question you pertain will be answered by myself or agent Victoria I will be returning to my office for a cup of tea. A particularly nasty headache has graced me with its presence and I'd liked to lay down so I'd prefer you asked Seras good day."

Integra marches off the stage and as she does I catch a trace of blood coming off of her. As I suspected she was just cranky because it was that time of the month.

"Commander, is it true." Turning my head side to side I look for who asked the question and see it was from my second in command Marcelo Carinez otherwise big m. "Yeah" I nod a soft smile spreading across my face. "You're a lesbian then." Shocked that I really don't know how to answer I stare dumbly at him noticing the almost eager looks of the male and occasional female soldiers.

"So is that why you shot me down commander you had the hots for Sir Integra." Says another man. Noting the situation growing worse. I stand straight and the soldiers that had crowded around me back up a pretty good distance except for tiny little Calamine our newest retainer.

"I'm very happy for you Seras" she smiles adorably and her schoolgirl uniform swishes from side to side as she swings her small hips. Unlike Walter Calamine is a very sweet loyal little girl who is very shy and soft spoken she rarely ever talks to anyone but big m. Excluding when she was in battle mode she became a vicious little whirl wind of motion as she slashes down anything in her way with highly efficient crescent moon blades also unlike Walter she was a close combat fighter.

"Now you bunch of twits yes it is true that Sir Integra and I are getting married so wipe those lecherous grins from your face and ask some real questions." Standing to attention they reply with a slightly sarcastic "Yes commander."

One brave little soldier asks "So how are you guys going to get in the saddle with no man." Blushing furiously I search for the man who said it and glare at him when I find him. As he laughs with his small group of idiots I plot their 'accidental' untimely demise.

"Are you gonna wear something special for Sir Commander." Says one experienced female soldier she seems honestly curious so I just stutter a "Well I h-h- hadn't thought about that".

Shaking his head sadly big m looks kind of disappointed. "When is the wedding" "Who's the man in the relationship". "Is there going to be a bachelorette party and a bunch of other senseless questions are asked before I explode.

My fangs lengthen to razor sharp points and my Nails extend into claws. And, finally the bloody stupid questions end. In a rage I push a soldier away from me screaming "NO MORE QUESTIONS!" I must have used more strength than I intended because he flies hitting the wall at the other side of the auditorium. Speechless the other soldiers back away from me and I phase to master's room in the basement my one final place of solace.

(Queue end of flashback)

They all went insane I tell ya. Teggie even had to give the majority of them vacation time to get them to calm down. Even went as far as postponing my favorite time of the year newb day. A large sadistic grin makes its way across my face, Good timesss. The wedding was in 2 months and I've gone bride-zilla on everyone but a few lucky soldiers and teggie I hadn't meant to of course but they were all so damn annoying.

Shying i go back to the extra invitation that got added to the wedding party. Finished i toss it to the side "One down 26 more to go" picking upthe next one i ready the pen to write sir i could care lesses name down when... the pen snaps. Aghhh that's it storming away from the invitations and the arriving soldiers who were worriedly looking up at me as i walk by. I give up walking and instead phase to teggie's room "INTEGRA pleaseeeeeee tell me there is a mission of some sorts somewhere I am going crazy all of the soldiers are getting back from vacation time.

I can't decide between red velvet cake with a chocolate layer or strawberry cake with a lemon layer, the florists keep telling me what they can't do, and if I have to make one more extra invitation I'm going to shoot myself with a blessed silver bullet. I won't die but it will hurt like a bitch. Pardon my language teggie

"I needdddd a mission to let off some steam teggie pleasseeeeeee". Rolling her eyes at me she begins

"Good timing agent Victoria there is indeed an increase of vampiric activity by a small village in Craiova, Romania. Be careful though they are highly dangerous. Our sources show that they have dealings in several drug rings, human trafficking, a clan by the name of The risen and illegal club fronts for more trafficking what's being trafficked in these clubs however is unknown".

Handing over a large file with all the things I would possibly need Integra grabs... my hand? "Seras, be careful" she whispers softly.

My heart simply felt like it was melting or had watched too much Leonardo di Caprio. She had become so much sweeter to me since she had proposed she had always been nice but now she was sweet and showed a caring side I never knew she even possessed. Letting go she settles back into her seat and before I can walk out of her office she stops me. "Oh and Seras whatever you find I want reported immediately. Search and destroy anything that gets in your way am I clear". Well she is sweet most if the time. Heart swooning completely ruined

Hello lady Seras are you leaving I'm just dusting this painting".

Lady Seras? When did that happen dismissing the title with a wave. I glance down at calamine the little girl who had very obviously been spying on me and Integra. Walking over to me from said dusty painting that just so happened to be positioned next to Integra's office. Our youngest retainer skips over to me a little too happily.

"Yes calamine would you like to go with me." Nodding her head the little 12 year old scrambles to her room before dropping below the ground. In a portal I had placed her through. Gasping for breath she flings her arms out in a last ditch effort to stay on this floor. She screams as she goes the whole way down. Trying not to laugh too hard I teleport ahead of her and catch her when she falls through the last floor.

Calamine wiggles free from my iron like grip and I willingly let go. As if she hadn't expected me to let go she lands on her but. "SERAS! Don't do that." Chuckling at her I help her up and sit gently down on her bed waiting for her to pack up.

"Don't do what drop you through 5 floors or let go when you don't want to be held". Amused I glance around the little girl's room that highly resembled a botanical garden.

Ignoring me she grabs a bag that just so happens to be packed… yeah right. She probably already knew about the mission and had waited for Sir Integra to assign it to someone and ambush them to take her with them. Grabbing the green bag she looks back over at me. "One more sec." Petting her plants she says goodbye to them one by one. "Bye Liza, Nora, Tessie, Cat, Lady".

She has a lot so I just kind of space out till she finishes. Alright I'm done Seras lets go. Picking her up and levitating her bag behind us I teleport us outside.

Setting her back down gently I give her a master approved grin and wait for the approaching suv about 2000 meters away. In no time the suv is in front of us and some soldiers who I hadn't bothered getting to know the name of get out to take calamine's floating things.

Saluting the three soldiers stand to attention "Commander your new travel coffin is already at the airport and any new clothes and accommodations will be bought along the way. Already feeling better I flash the two soldiers a fangy grin and sashay my way into the very new looking suv.

Crossing my legs I sit back and relax it was a long way to Romania after all.