60. I am not Donald Trump.
61. I cannot build a wall.
62. I am not allowed to tie up Master Skywalker's hair. Especially with a pink bow. Even if it is hilarious.
63. I am not allowed to spike Padawan Tano's drinks. Even if she's awesome drunk.
64. I cannot play Pokemon Go during a battle.
65. Even if there is a Charizard.
66. Or a Lapras.
67. Or an Umbreon.
68. I will not sing the Pokemon Go Song at 3 AM.
69. I will not sing K-Pop at 3 AM.
70. I will not sing anything at 3 AM.
71. I will not tell Padawan Tano she is a Pokemon.
72. I will not try to "catch" her.
73. I will not make Younglings carry out my pranks.
74. If they do refuse to perform said tasks, I will not make them duel.
75. And I will never, ever, make betting pools on the fights.
76. The Zillo Beast is not a Pokemon.
77. The Zillo Beast did not star in any hentai movies.
78. The Zillo Beast is not the Nine-Tailed Fox.
79. I am not Naruto Uzumaki.
80. I will not prank Padawan Tano while either of us are in the shower. EVER!
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