Ding ding ding. Jessi and Edge circled each other then got into a grapple. Jessi kneed him in the stomach and put him in a tight headlock. She continued to put pressure on his head. He sank to his knees and Jessi felt him slipping. She let him go, flinging him to the mat. While he was on his back, Jessi skated the length of him, then elbow dropped: Edge receiving a Heely elbow drop.
She picked him up by the hair, but got hit in the stomach. Edge then took control. He kicked her in the stomach and pulled her into a DDT. He covered her. 1- Jessi got the shoulder up. Edge got up and looked at Randy while Jessi had a hand to her head. He picked her up and got ready to suplex her. As he was about to lift, Jessi stopped him by wrapping a leg around his. He tried again and Jessi did the same. To the amazement of the crowd, Jessi reversed it. Jessi covered him. 1, 2- Shoulder up.
"Damn!" She yelled.
"C'mon Edge! You can do it! She's just a girl!"
"Just a girl...?" Jessi asked herself as she felt the rage bottle up in her. She gritted her teeth as she got up, holding the rage inside to unleash it later. She kicked Edge in the stomach and again in the back. She picked him up by the hair and dragged him to the turnbuckle. She got up on the second rope and began to punch his head. The crowd counted along. She got to ten, jumped off and put her shoulder to his stomach four times before turning around. She looked at John quick, then was about to clothesline Edge into the turnbuckle. Edge moved.
"Ow," she groaned as she held her arm. Edge did a schoolboy pin and almost got her. She got out at 2 1/2 and shook her arm a bit to get the blood back. Edge picked her up and whipped her into the corner. Edge came at her for a spear, but Jessi moved, causing him to get his shoulder rammed into the steel pole. Jessi pulled him by his pants and turned him so he was facing her, back to the turnbuckle. She did a monkey flip and ran to cover him. 1, 2- Kick out.
"Come on Jessi. You can do it!" John cheered. She went up to the top turnbuckle to ready herself for a diving cross body. Edge got up and she hit it. Pinned him: 1, 2- Shoulder up. She was getting frustrated, so she was getting ready to tune up the band. The crowd went crazy. Edge got up groggily and Jessi superkicked him. This time she pinned, he didn't move.
"And your winner is JESSI!" Ebonee yelled. Flyleaf played and Jessi got up, looking down at Edge. He was gripping his jaw and his side. She smirked then left the ring with John. He raised her arm up and hugged her.
"Good job Jessi," he said. They walked up the ramp without glancing back at Randy crouched over Edge. Randy watched them go and tried to help Edge up.
"What the hell was that? She won? The ref must be blind!" Edge complained, yelling and swearing to no one in particular in the hallway.
"I'll get them back; I still have my match with Michelle. John won't be able to help her. He's got a match to get ready for. Come out with me, and you'll get your revenge after I win." Edge nodded after thinking then smirked.
"Sounds good Orton. It's a good thing we teamed up, huh? We have each other's backs and no one can get in our way."
"Except two girls," a lady said.
"Go shove it Ashes," Randy said. Ashes smirked and looked innocently at him.
"You know it's true. Since joining, you've only lost three times. For the past two weeks, you've been beaten, by girls." Edge was about to hit her, but Randy held him back.
"C'mon, let's go to the locker room.
MEANWHILE:
"What to wear, what to wear, what to wear..." Michelle said, looking through her bag. She pulled out a short black skirt with her boots. She changed into them and applied some eyeliner on her eyes. "There you are!"
"Here we is!" Jessi said walking into the locker room. "Let me change and we can go." She changed into a short dress and put some long boots on. "Alright, let's go. We'll be back, John."
"You better win Michelle. Or you won't get a hug."
"Oh no! Now I need to kick Randy's ass! What am I going to do without a hug from you?"
"Okay, enough of the sarcasm," John said, rolling his eyes. Jessi and Michelle laughed and went to the curtain. Candice was coming back with Mickie from her match. They lost.
"Good try Candy, Mickie."
"Yeah, good luck in yours Michelle." Brackish by Kittie played, so Michelle went out followed by Jessi. She did a little dance at the top then walked down the ramp, slapping fans' hands. She slid into the ring and did some crotch chops with Jessi. Michelle stayed in the ring as Jessi walked out when she heard Rated RKO's theme. Randy walked out with Edge behind him, holding his head. Randy smirked at Michelle and she shuddered. Michelle backed into the corner so Randy could do his entrance, when Jessi pulled on her foot. She bent down to hear what she wanted.
"I think he likes you, Michelle. Why don't you use that against him?"
"He might like it too much and eeeh..." she shuddered again. Edge got out of the ring and Randy stood staring at Michelle.
"Go get him Shelly!" She cheered, stepping away from the ring. Michelle sighed and faced Randy. She glared at him while he smirked.
Ding ding ding. Michelle and Randy circled before he stopped.
"Come on, I'll give you the first hit," he smirked, jutting his jaw out and pointing to it. Michelle rolled her eyes and ran back to the ropes, bouncing off them and drop kicking his chest. He fell on his back as Michelle sprung up quick. She stood over him, just watching him grip his stomach. She kicked him in the face. He flipped to his back holding his face. Michelle kicked him in the side extremely hard.
She tried again, but Randy caught her leg and pulled her down on him. He rolled so Michelle was on the bottom, having Randy in between her legs and pushing her shoulders down. The ref was about to count, but Michelle muscled out of his grip. She rolled so Randy was on the bottom. She punched his head continuously and then spit in his face. She got up and went to the ropes where Jessi was.
"Watch out for Edge, he might attack you."
"Why?"
"He's been watching you all match, so-" but she was cut off by Randy taking her waist and putting her on his shoulder. He patted her butt before slamming her to the mat. That ticked her off. She sprung up and faced Randy with pure hatred in her eyes. She jumped him and did a hurricanrana. While he was down, Michelle fixed her skirt because Orton pulled it up a bit. She picked him up and whipped him into the ropes, kneeing him in the stomach when he came back, making him flip. She picked him up by his head and was about to throw him out of the ropes, but he pulled her legs out from under her. She landed on her back and he landed on her. While his face was buried in her chest, she felt disgusted but her back hurt a bit and she needed to catch her breath. What made her push him away was a wet licking feeling...
"EEWWWWW!" She yelled, getting out from under him and going to Jessi.
"What did he do?"
"He licked me! I feel so violated and contaminated!" Randy followed her out and took her. "Don't touch him!" She said as Randy dragged her back into the ring. Jessi was about to, but that statement stopped her. Randy rolled her into the ring and got on her. He punched her a bit then got off to get ready to end it. He pounded against the mat on his knees. Michelle was getting up but sensed something was amiss. She reversed it by stopping him and twirling him around, kicking him in the stomach hard and executed a pedigree. 1, 2, 3!
"And your winner, MICHELLE!" Ebonee announced to the crowd. Michelle ran out of the ring to Jessi before Randy could get up and touch her. Jessi was jumping around and pointing at the loser. The ref held Michelle's hand in the air. Edge was there, ready to spear Jessi. Michelle saw and ran at her, pushing her out of the way, taking the spear in the stomach. Randy then RKO'd Jessi. Jessi was holding her neck on the concrete floor and Michelle was in a ball holding her stomach. Edge and Randy admired their work before their music came on and they left. John came rushing out to help.
"You both alright?" He asked, helping Jessi help Michelle up. He picked Michelle up and carried her. Jessi nodded. Michelle whimpered in pain. Once in the back, John and Jessi sat Michelle down on a speaker to check her stomach and ribs. A bad bruise was starting to form.
"You got in the way...I would've taken it," Jessi said sniffling.
"Either way, we both would be hurt. I just took the worst of it." The doctor came by now and was checking her ribs.
"You probably are bruised; you need to come with me." Michelle left Jessi to John as she went with the doctor to get that checked out. Jessi started to cry. John pulled her into a hug.
"She's just bruised, she's not dead."
"I know. But she took it to get me out of harm's way. You know how much that means to me? She my best friend!" John patted her back and led the way back to his locker room. Jessi changed into a knee-high halter dress to escort John for his match. He won and Michelle was back in the locker room with an ice pack on her ribs. "So it's just bruising?"
"Yeah, and it should heal by the end on the week. Which is good enough for me." Jessi hugged her.
"That's good."
"Well, how are you feeling?" John asked Michelle next week on Raw. Her ribs were still taped, but she was bending and stretching with ease.
"Much better now. I'm keeping the tape on for two more days and I can take it off." John nodded and sat down on the couch. "Where's Jessi?"
"She's bothering Regal for a match. She wants to beat the shit out of them. I don't blame her either. I'll go out with you two if you want," John said, putting his title on the table, along with his feet. Michelle stopped stretching and just stood in front of him.
"Feet off the table. And I thought that you were going to escort us for as long as we escort you?" she questioned. John shrugged when the door opened.
"I got it! John, get your feet off the table. I got Regal to give us a tag match! Go me!" She exclaimed, doing a little victory dance. "John, you coming out with us?" He sighed.
"Oh, I don't know. I don't want to see your asses get kicked."
"Wrong thing to say there, John," Michelle said backing away from Jessi. The color drained from her face as she turned to John. Then her eyes seemed to turn red, along with the steam coming out of her nose. John looked freaked out. Jessi jumped on him.
"TAKE THAT BACK! TAKE IT BACK YOU ASS!" Jessi was hitting his shoulders, punching his chest, just letting her rage out. Michelle tried pulling her off him, but John seemed to have a good time.
"Jessi! Calm DOWN!" Michelle said, pulling Jessi off a laughing John.
"WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING AT YOU ASS?" Jessi tried fighting out of Michelle's grip to get back at John, but he spoke.
"That was funny. But you're missing a word." Jessi and Michelle exchanged a look of confusion before he explained. "Man. That's what you're missing. I'm an ass man. I love asses." John sat smiling while Jessi and Michelle looked at him weird.
"Weirdo."
"What are we going to wear for our match?" Michelle asked, going through her suitcase.
"Something sexy, perhaps? I want to mess with their heads a little. I'm sure you can do something with Randy. He likes you already." Jessi said, smiling. Michelle turned back to her suitcase, seething.
Randy's just playing with my head. He's evil like that. She pulled out short khaki shorts, with a midriff top and fishnet leggings and gloves. Jessi took out something of the same thing, but a bra top and a fishnet shirt.
They put matching boots on as well. Since they had time before their match, Michelle and Jessi thought they should just walk around.
"Well, what do you think? Our first tag team match versus only them. It'll be marvelous, stunning, and we'll prove to them that we can kick ass."
"Absolutely. I think we can make it big against them. They decide because we're girls, we can be counted out easily. How wrong they are." They laughed and walked to where Ashes was listening to her iPod. "Hey Ashes."
"Hey Michelle, Jessi," she greeted, taking an earphone out of her ear. Rock music was blaring. "What's up?"
"We're just walking around for a bit. We realized we had a lot of time on our hands and we were bored so...we thought we'd come looking for you."
"I was going to look for you after your match," Ashes said, shutting her iPod off, "I'll be having a three girl tag team match next week, and I'm supposed to be looking for two partners. Would you like to fill those slots?"
"We'd love to, who are you against by the way?" Jessi complied.
"The number one contender, Trish, with Lita and Melina."
"Trish? I thought she was feuding with what's-her-face?"
"I know," Ashes said shrugging, "So, will you?"
"Absolutely. I've always wanted to wrestle Trish. Now I can't wait!" Michelle exclaimed all excited.
"And we can kick in Lita's face again!" Jessi squealed. They hugged each other in their excitement then hugged Ashes.
"This match is for one fall. The first team weighing in at 485 lbs total. Randy Orton and Edge, Rated RKO!" Ebonee anounced for the match. Randy and Edge stepped out of the fog and walked down the ramp. Then looked at each other and walked down the ramp, glaring at the crowd. Then walked up the stairs into the ring then did their little poses. The music ended and everything went silent. Then it went pitch black. It was so sudden, people shrieked.
Are you ready? echoed. Some strobe lights circled the ring, the audience and the ramp.
Do you think you can tell us what to do? echoed next, then with more green lights, but at the curtain.
Think you can tell us what to wear? The New DX came out to Ebonee's intro and had the green lights on them.
Break it down! Crotch chops with more lights and fireworks. The arena glowed to normal lighting and the girls danced down the ramp. Jessi was going by the outstretched hands, high-fiving, and Michelle continued to stare at Randy and Edge. Especially Randy. She wanted to extract revenge on him for last week.
Jessi walked up the stairs as Michelle slid into the ring. Randy and Edge got out of the ring whilst they did their stuff. Jessi climbed the turnbuckle and did some X's, Michelle stood in the ring watching Rated RKO to make sure won't do anything. Jessi and Michelle went to the middle of the ring and did their uncle's poses. The music stopped and Michelle went to the corner. Jessi and Edge would be starting out.
Ding ding ding and the match began. Jessi glared at him as they circled. He was about to grab her, so she sidestepped him and struck him in the back with a closed fist. She kicked him in the butt to add some embarrassment.
He turned around and ran at her, pinning Jessi to the mat with his hands around her throat. As he choked her, Jessi was working her legs around him. She squeezed his torso really hard for his grip to slacken. She took his hand off her throat, but continued to squeeze. Then Randy came in to hit her to let go. She let go, holding her side.
Randy went back to the apron when Edge picked Jessi up by the hair. He executed a suplex that had Jessi holding her back. Edge stayed on her, pulling her into a headlock, digging his knee into her back. She struggled to get out and kept reaching for Michelle. Michelle couldn't stand it anymore, so she went in and drop kicked Edge. Randy was about to run in after her, so she ran back to the outside of the apron after jumping over all three ropes.
Edge took Jessi to Randy and tagged him in, holding Jessi's ribs in the open. Randy got in and kicked her there. She doubled over in pain then Randy put her into a standing headlock.
"Come on Jessi! Kick him!" Michelle yelled over the Jessi chants. Jessi muscled out and kneed him in the stomach. She put her elbow to his stomach three times then bounced off the ropes to baseball slide under his legs to Michelle. She tagged her in and lay there, catching her breath.
Michelle jumped in and started punching Randy everywhere: head, stomach, back. She put a shoulder to his knee, which made him fall to his stomach. She got on his back and pulled him into something like a camel clutch. She bent his back with her hands locked under his chin. Edge came in to break it up, but Michelle let him go before he came close.
She caught sight of Jessi taking a can from the corner and held it out. It was covered so no one knew what it was. Michelle smiled and took it from her. The ref was dealing with Edge at this point and Randy was getting up. Randy faced her and got a whole lot of silly string in the face. The crowd was cheering and Jessi was laughing. Michelle flung it to the outside of the ring before the ref got sight of it.
She picked up Randy by the head and chopped his chest. It was loud and it didn't hurt her hand, so it hurt Randy a lot. He tried walking away to the corner of the ring but Michelle kept on him. She chopped him again so he bent over and hit his head to go backwards and chopped him again. Then she did a monkey flip to get him in the center of the ring. Lita was distracting the ref so Edge could get in there, but Jessi jumped him and punched him in the head. She rolled him out of the ring and continued the onslaught, Michelle decided to try the figure four leg lock. For go measure she did Ric's dance.
"Whoooo!" Michelle took his leg and applied the leg lock to him. He was flopping around trying to get out, while Michelle was making it worse moving up and down. He pulled himself to the ropes to get out, but Michelle held on until the ref reached four. She picked him up and had to hold him up so he didn't fall to his knees. She bent him over and got ready for a pedigree. She held on to his undies while she looked at the crowd. She took his arms and plowed him into the mat face first. Jessi was still kicking Edge's ass outside the ring. 1, 2, 3!
"Here are your winners, Jessi and Michelle!" Ebonee cheered. The echo-y theme started and the lights circled around as the ref held Michelle and Jessi's arms up in victory. Jessi fell to her knees holding her stomach. Michelle helped her up and walked her back into the back.
"Nice with the silly string, Jessi," Michelle complimented.
"I know, I thought it would be a good idea. So, where we going tonight?"
"I don't know, but I have to find Ashes. I want to see if we can match a little." Jessi nodded and continued to walk to the women's locker room. Michele turned around to walk back the way they came. Ashes had he own locker room, but it was in the champs hall. Which was on the other side of the arena. She had to walk through man territory.
One hall was really dark, but she had to go through it to get the Ashes' locker room. As she walked by, she felt a presence behind her. She walked a little quicker, but the person was too quick. He grabbed her and covered her mouth so she wouldn't scream. It came out as a squeak; Michelle was scared. He hoisted her up with her kicking back, into a closet of some sort. He put her down, but kept her mouth covered. He pinned her against the wall and took his hand off, only to be replaced with lips. She knew who it was. She pulled away and screamed.
"RANDY!"