Drabble #4 The Varia's Baby Trash
Superbi Squalo was doing his paper work (that was supposed to be that shitty boss job) when a messenger came and reported that a CEDEF Officer wishes to talk to that Shitty Boss. He was in the process of telling (yelling) the messenger to f*ck off when a blonde wearing a suit walks in. Purple eyes surveys around the room before settling on him.
Squalo was about to ask (yell) the woman when he noticed something. She was carrying a brown basket on one hand and a black attaché case on the other. He raised an eyebrow and then asks the shitty woman what the hell she wanted.
"Voi, woman! What'd you want?!"
The shitty woman just stared at him and then proceeds to move towards his desk. Before, he could even utter another word the woman left leaving the basket and the case she was carrying on top of his desk. Squalo blinked and stared and then blinks again before his eyes widens like a plate.
"V-VO-VOI!"
Let's just say that the Varia's vice-captain was too shocked when he saw the contents of the said basket the shitty woman left. Something was moving inside and making gurgling sounds. And that something was a sleeping black haired brat and for some bizarre reason looks suspiciously like his shitty boss.
On the other hand the attaché case contains papers (and a lot of baby food) – Legal papers citing Xanxus as the biological father of the brat. Talk about shocking.