(the boys are back…only this time they're not in the theater, no…this time they're sitting in a cafeteria…Siko's school cafeteria to be exact, surrounded by preps, jocks and yos, all staring at them. Siko sits at their table, grinning)

Random prep: Duhhhh, you're gaaaaay! *he and his friends laugh*

Omi: *shoots them a look* Is there a problem with that?

Random jock: Ha ha, you look like GIRLS!

Guys: *glare*

Yohji: Oh, yeah?! Do you wanna see how man I really am?! *starts to unzip his pants*

Siko: YO-TAN!

Yohji: *rolls eyes and sits back down* You're no fun…

Siko: *opens up a bottle of that really strong Bath and Body Works perfume and throws it in Random jock's face*

Random jock: *covering his eyes* Ah, it *BURNS*!

Farfello: *laughs at him and goes over, kicking him in the face*

Random jock: I'm sorry, I'm sorry!

Farfello: *keeps kicking, laughing*

Random Yo: *points at Siko* Your hair is short and spiky…that means you're gay, HAHAHAHA!

Siko: *crosses her arms and turns her nose up* 50% gay, thank you very much…

Nagi: *is listening to Dir En Grey on his headphones* Saa nemurimashou yume wo miyou, tainai ni hakidashite…

Guys: ^^;;

Siko: Anyway, greeting readers, and welcome to the second floor cafeteria!

Crawford: *looking around disgusted, sighs* The author so lovingly brought us to this hellhole known as Westminster High…

Schu: Yeah, why did you bring us here?

Siko: Because I have school today and I need to monitor you…

Ken: No, you don't.

Siko: Yes, I do! Incase you guys decide to do anything interesting…I have my camcorder. *pats it and grins*

Omi: Not in this cafeteria…the smell alone is making me nauseous.

Siko: Point taken.  

Aya: *giving deathglares to everyone in the cafeteria*

Omi: *nudges Nagi* Nagi-kun, where's the list?

Nagi: Wait, I wanna hear this one part-Akaku amaku…ARGGGHHHHHHH!!!!

Everyone else: *sweatdrop*

Nagi: *takes his headphones off* Okay. *grabs the list and scans through it* …Crossroads?

Yohji: Crossroads? What the hell is that?

Omi: I think it's some movie with Britney Spears in it…

Siko: *starts to take out a gun and shoot herself in the head but Omi stops her*

Crawford: I don't think any of us has seen this…and Siko isn't cruel enough to *make* us watch it.

Siko: There are some things that are just too sadistic to even think about.

Schu: Well, I uh, read this review of it in the newspaper and they said her acting blew, so it sucks!

Yohji: *nods and puffs his cigarette*

Crawford: Schu, I didn't even know you read movie reviews…I thought comics were the only things simple enough for someone on your intellectual level.

Schu: You're just *begging* to be restricted from sex…

Crawford: I have other methods…*grins at Farfie*

Schu: Oh, yeah? Well, so do I! *grins at Farfie*

Farfello: *whimpers*

Nagi: Alright…how about 'Dumb and Dumber'?

Schu and Yohji: *start laughing their asses off*

Schu: *The* funniest movie ever!

Yohji: Damn straight!

Everyone else: *stare at them oddly*

Crawford: How could I guess *you* would like this movie?

Aya: *whimpers*

Omi: Yes, this was yet another movie that traumatized Aya…

Ken and Yohji: *solemnly nod*

Nagi: …how the hell could 'Dumb and Dumber' traumatize *anyone*?

Omi: He has issues with that one scene…

Schu and Yohji: *laughing their asses off again*

Aya: Shut up, both of you!

Siko: *hits Schu and Yohji in the head* Knock it off, you two!

Schu and Yohji: *pout*

Nagi: Hmmm…how about…'the Nightmare Before Christmas'?

Farfello: *smiles* I like this movie!

Siko: So do I! We have so much in common, Farfie…*grins*

Farfie: *backs away, only to be grabbed by Brad and Schu* Ack!

Yohji: Once again, I couldn't understand it! Too much going on…it hurt my head.

Everyone else: *blinks*

Omi: I thought that it was a cute story…

Ken: I might still like it if Aya hadn't watched it 5, 000 times over…

Aya: I didn't watch it that much!

Omi: Yes you did…back when you and Yohji broke up for a little while, remember? You were always eating ice cream and singing along to the songs…

~*~FLASHBACK SEQUENCE~*~

(Aya sits on the couch, curled up with a pint of Ben and Jerry's watching TNBC, with ice cream smeared all over his face and a Hello Kitty shirt on)

Aya: *singing* When Mr. Oogie Boogie says there's trouble close at hand, you'd better pay attention now, 'cause I'm the Boogie Man…*giggles*

Omi: *walks in and sees this* DEAR GOD, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO YOURSELF?!

Aya: *looks up, sees him and turns away, crying* DON'T LOOK AT ME! DON'T LOOK AT MEEEEEEEEE!!!!

~*~END FLASHBACK~*~

Everyone: *just stares*

Omi: …that was a particularly pointless flashback.

Schu: We're going to pretend that never happened.

Crawford: Right.

(suddenly everything goes black!)

Siko: *grins* Blackout…

(a girl screams)

Omi: Siko-sama?

Schu: That was me, you little jerk!

Nagi: That dark is scaring me, Omi!

Omi: *sweatdrop*

Ken: Well, there seem to be a lot of 14 year-olds around here…be back in a few…*walks away*

Yohji: *still smoking his cigarette* Wow, your school really sucks, Siko…they don't even have the funding to keep the electricity on?

Siko: What did I tell you? Sucks…

Farfello: Let's just g-mfffpphhh! *struggling sounds*

Siko: *takes out her flashlight and grins* Camcorder time…

Well, that was pretty short and pointless…I'll have the next part up soon and I promise it'll be longer! Also, I've been watching some of the movies you guys have been requesting cuz I've forgotten most of them, so, I'm enjoying being a lazy ass, laying around watching movies and eating popcorn all day ^^:;