Disclaimer: Same as previous chapters

Warning: Sam's mom will be using the same dialogue she had in the movie, so she will be as embarrassing as she was in the film.

Chapter 4

Megatron was looking over the computer files of this Initiative place; it seemed they were conducting medical experiments on creatures. 'Hmm,' he thought, 'they were cruel without regard for these creatures' rights, we could have been such friends if not for what they turned ME into.'

Meanwhile, Xander was in Sam Witwicky's room helping him pack and locate all of the Decepticon artefacts.

Xander sighed and said, "You need help Sammy?"

"No," Sam said, "I know where they are, it's just that I haven't cleaned in a while," as he pulled out a bunch of magazines.

Xander raised an eyebrow at the magazines and Sam said, "Hey, I'm a teenager."

"Don't worry," Xander said, "I'm not judging."

Sam smiled widely and said, "Hey, I think I found them," as he pulled out a box and pulled out several things.

Xander said, "That looks like them alright," as he examined one of them closely.

Sam and Xander looked at the machines and Xander saw the purple Decepticon symbol when he heard Sam's parents knock on the door.

Ron said, "Sam, what are you doing in there? You're causing a bit of noise in there."

Sam said, "Nothing dad, just a bit busy."

His mom said, "Sam, are you masturbating in there?"

Xander looked at Sam and said, "Wow, I love your mom man."

Ron looked at his wife and said, "You don't ask that."

"Well, we can call it 'Sam's happy time' then," Judy said.

Sam was red in the face while Xander had fallen on his back laughing.

"Dude, it's not THAT funny!!" Sam said.

"Your right," Xander said, "it's even funnier."

Ron and Judy got in and they saw Sam, who was red in the face, and Ron asked, "What's going on in here?"

Sam said, "Uhh, nothing dad, just busy right now."

Ron said, "Sam, are you on drugs?"

Xander sighed, got up and smiled and waved at them.

Judy just stared and said, "Uhh hi, I'm Judy."

Xander grinned and said, "I'm Xander Harris."

"Oh Sam, you should have just told us," Ron said.

Xander began to laugh again as Sam tried to explain to his parents that he wasn't gay.

Sam came in and said, "They said I could come with you but I have call every day, oh and thank you. Because of you they now think I'm gay."

Xander said, "Sorry, if you want you can break up with me afterwards," as he started to laugh again.

Sam said, "Well not before thanksgiving because you are apparently invited."

"Wow, you have such interesting parents," Xander said.

Sam said, "Well, they are certainly unique."

"Don't knock them man, I would have loved having parents like them," Xander said.

As they got out Xander heard Blaster call him, "Hey boss; we got a call from Optimus."

Xander sighed and said, "What's the boss want?"

"Preceptor got some odd signals from your home town," Blaster said.

"What kind of signals?" Xander asked.

"Like Preceptor said; odd signals, Optimus wants you to check it out."

Xander said, "Well, what about Sam and the artefacts?"

Sam said, "Could I come with you? Because I have like never left Tranquility before."

Xander said, "Well, I'm not big with exposing you to danger Sam."

Sam said, "I can handle myself and I got you and the bots to help me, right?"

Xander said, "Fine but you listen to me, okay? And if I tell you to do something, you do it."

Judy ran out and said, "Sam, take Mojo with you, he needs his buddy."

Xander saw a small Chihuahua wearing a jewelled collar and said, "What a beautiful girl."

Sam said, "It's a boy dog, mom coddles him a little too much."

Xander stared and said, "Ookay lets roll out."

As Xander and Sam drove towards Sunnydale, Optimus Prime, along with Ratchet and Ironhide, decided to meet Xander in Sunnydale.

Xander sighed as he listened to the radio, Sam was busy watching the scenery flow by and he had to stop staring at Xander.

"So," Xander said as he glanced over at Sam, "what did you need the car for?"

"Well," Sam blushed and said, "I wanted to pick up girls with it."

Xander began to laugh and he said, "And you think a car will help you with women?"

"Well," Sam said, "it wouldn't hurt, I mean a guy like you could have any woman he wants, right?"

Xander said, "Not really, trust me on that."

"Oh?" Sam said, "So you're single then?"

"Yeah," Xander said, "Why, you interested?" he laughed.

Sam said, "No, just asking man."

Xander raised an eyebrow and said, "Really!!?"

"Well, you are, like, the first person who ever thought my parents are normal," Sam said.

"They actually seem nice," Xander said.

"Well, most of my friends run screaming from them," Sam said.

"Why?" Xander asked.

"You met them, you tell me Xander," Sam said.

"I like them," Xander said.

A couple of hours later Xander saw the sign: 'Welcome to Sunnydale.' "He said, "Hound, stop."

Hound stopped and said, "Why Xander?"

"I have to tell Sam about the nightmares of this town," Xander said.

Sam looked and said, "It looks like a normal town to me."

Xander said, "Yeah but there are vampires and demons here."

Sam looked and said, "What?"

Xander said, "I meant what I said: vampires AND demons."

"That can't be real Xander," Sam said.

"Yes, like giant alien robots?" Xander said.

Sam winced and said, "Low blow man, low blow."

Bumblebee said, "He's telling the truth Sam, he showed us proof of the creatures actually."

Xander said, "Now Sam, you stick with me because I don't want you getting killed, or worse."

Sam stared and said, "What's worse than being killed?"

Xander said, "In this town? Coming back."

Sam paled and said, "I think I am going to hate this town man."

"Wow, it usually takes four to five weeks for people to hate this town," Xander said.

Xander stopped at the motel and Sam noticed a lot of crosses everywhere and he looked at Xander.

"Vamps can't enter privately owned homes without being invited," Xander said, "but motel and hotel rooms don't offer that protection."

Sam just clung to Xander and said, "Oh god!!! And YOU grew UP here!!!?"

"Yes," Xander said, "a blissfully ignorant of the darkness until my best friend was turned and saw the demon wearing his face."

Sam looked at him with curiosity and said, "What does that mean?"

"Well, when vampire turns someone, they take their blood and make the person drink it," Xander said

"Eww," Sam said.

"Yeah but they lose their souls and a demon possesses the body," Xander said.

"So," Sam said, "are they the same person or what?"

"I asked Giles about that and he said no, they have the memories but it's a demon not the person."

Sam nodded and said, "So, where are we going from here?"

Xander said, "I had Blaster radio Optimus, who will meet us here."

"So we just hang out or something like that?" Sam asked.

Xander looked at him and said, "What do you want to do?"

"Well, there's gotta be a club or something like that, right?" Sam said.

Xander nodded and said, "There is but I kind of wanted to wait for Optimus."

Blaster said, "Awww come on Xander, Sam looks bored. Why don't you and he go out, I can radio Optimus to meet us there."

Xander sighed and said, "Guess I'm out voted here."

Blaster said, "Yep, Mirage can keep an eye on the place, along with Bumblebee."

Xander sighed and said, "Alright then, let's go to the Bronze."

As the two went to the Bronze, Buffy and Willow were meeting with Giles who just came back from north to look at some artefacts that had interested him.

"So Giles," Buffy said, "you saw Xander and he ran from you?"

Willow said, "That doesn't sound like Xander."

Giles said, "And he was driving a jeep and as I followed him, the jeep and the two cars disappeared."

"Hmm," Buffy said, "when we finish with the Initiative, we will deal with what Xander's dealing with."

Sam noticed Xander had brought a gun with him and said, "What's that for?"

"It's for the vampires if they decide to attack us. Guns don't work on them usually but I'm guessing a plasma gun can hurt them," Xander said.

Sam nodded as they walked into the Bronze, he looked around and said, "Nice place."

Xander said, "Hey, Dingoes Ate My Babies is playing, one of my friends boyfriends plays there."

Oz was playing with the band when he saw Xander, along with some other guy, sit at a table and thought, 'He's back, I'm going to have to say hi to him."

Blaster said, "Now these cats have some real good music," as he began to mimic the tune Oz was playing.

Xander said, "Blaster, just try to keep quiet, Sunnydale syndrome won't be able to handle you talking."

Sam said, "Hey, they ARE good."

Xander nodded, when he suddenly heard a female scream out, "XANDER!!!?" He looked back and saw Buffy and Willow, along with some blonde man staring at him."

Buffy looked at Xander with surprise on her face and said, "Xander where have you been?"

Xander said, "Uhh, busy helping some friends up north."

Sam whispered, "That's the best you can come up with?"

Xander glared and whispered, "Yes but I don't know what's going on here now, I've been gone for months."

Buffy said, "Xander, that's not a good enough excuse and also; who's your friend?"

Xander grumbled inwardly and said, "That's Sam."

Sam smiled and said, "Hi there."

Buffy said, "Hi but now if you excuse us, Xander, Giles wants to see you."

Xander said, "No, I'm waiting for some people and them and I are leaving town again."

Willow said, "Xander, are you in a gang now?"

Xander said, "No Willow, you know me better than that right?"

Buffy said, "Xander, you need to come with us now, please."

Xander said again, "Buffy, I'm busy with other things right now, sorry."

Then Xander heard Blaster whisper, "Boss man I got signals coming in."

Xander froze and whispered back, "Are they Decepticon or Optimus and the boys?"

Blaster said, "Definitely not Autobot."

Xander grimaced and said, "Decepticon then? Damn it!!" as he reached Sam's hand and said, "Sam, we gotta get going."

Sam said, "Why? What's going on?"

Xander looked at Sam and said, "We have company."

Buffy, Willow and Riley ran after Xander, who hopped into his jeep and was about to drive out when they saw a police car stop them.

Xander grabbed his plasma pistol and shot at the car, Buffy screamed, "NO Xander, it's the cops!!!" When, to her horror, the car began to make sounds and transformed into a robot.

Barricade looked at Xander and said, "Hand over the artefacts and the boy NOW or be destroyed."

Xander fired again at Barricade's body and shouted, "No way are you touching them or Sam."

"Foolish decision this time, you do not have superior numbers," Barricade said as six vehicles came driving in.

Hound said, "Slag, it's the Constructicons!!!"

Xander said, "They do something bad?"

Hound said, "You could say that."

Xander said, "Blaster; radio Mirage and Bumblebee and tell them to get here and NOW!!"

"Already done boss," Blaster yelled as he transformed.

Buffy and Willow by now were panicking at the giant robots, who where in the middle of the street. Willow screamed as Xander's jeep transformed.

Riley was just watching Xander through narrowed eyes and realized that the two robots were taking their orders from HIM, he said, "Hmmm, interesting."

Mirage and Bumblebee came rolling in and saw the Constructicons. Bumblebee said, "Lovely and I thought this was going to be an easy mission," and transformed.

Buffy saw Xander was standing next to the green robot, she screamed, "Xander, get away from them, now."

Xander said, "Sam, stay behind me."

Barricade said, "Surrender now and I will spare you."

Xander said, "You already know my decision don't you?"

Barricade said, "Yes but now there are other humans around, I believe you will do anything to protect them," as he narrowed his red optical sensors on Buffy and Willow.

Optimus drove in and said, "I would expect a Decepticon to use hostages like that."

Xander sighed with relief and said, "Looks like my reinforcements are here."

Barricade nodded towards the Constructicons and said, "Now."

Xander heard one of the robots say, "Constructicons: form Devastator!!" Xander just stared as the six robots formed into one giant one.

"Oh," Xander said, "That is SO not fair!!!"

Poll question: How will the Scooby gang handle THIS big bad?

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