21 First Dates

by Wants2BeACullen

Bella's two best friends decide she has been lonely for too long and she needs to put herself out there. The three set up a Match (dot) com profile and unleash Bella on the eligible bachelors of Seattle. Drabble War July 2013 entry - M for Language - Humor - E&B eventually

4. Date 3

Ch. 4 - Date 3

Dear Diary,

Tonight had been the worst date yet. I met Mike at an upscale bar near work. He seemed okay at first. I mean, he's your typical blond, all-american guy.

When the waitress came to take our order, that was when the crazy came out.

He said, "Mike Newton wants a Cosmo." I laughed thinking he was kidding, but he wasn't. When I asked if he always referred to himself as "Mike Newton", he said, "Yes, but you can call me Epic."

I almost fell off my stool laughing at this point. He gave me some good bitch brow that time. I sucked down my glass of wine and told him I was leaving. He said, "You sure? If we go back to my place, I can show you why I go by Epic." I started laughing again and told him, "Yeah, an Epic Fail." I threw a 20 down and practically ran to my car.

I really hope there was someone better out there. At least I'm getting a few good laughs out of this torment.

Sincerely,

Bella the Hysterical