Konoha Dating Service

Yay! The forth chapter! Soon KSD will be over…NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!

Ok, now that that's said and over with let's move on, ne?

Disclaimer: read the first chapters.

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Chapter 4: Festival Fun….or Not

It was early morning and the girls were out shopping for the summer festival, when they were suppose to be finishing the other forms.

"I hate shopping!!!" Bluey screamed, she had already gone through 5 kimonos in like 3 stores.

"Well maybe if you would shut up and pick one, we could've been done by now!" Erru replied to her friends rant.

"Ohhhh this one is pretty, ooooh but this one has sparkles!" Riri said in the background, "damn, why do they have to be soo expensive! They're so pretty! And soft!!"

"Riri! Stop acting like a retard!" Erru turned around and yelled.

"I am not! Not everyone is like you and gets a kimono on the first try!! And they are pretty…." Riri retorted.

"Whatever!" Erru Grumbled and turned to face Bluey again but she was gone. "Where the hell did she go!?" She Screamed.

"Hey, Bluey! Try this one on! You might like it, since Erru-baka isn't the one that picked it out!" Riri Smiled as she held up a light blue Kimono with a bubble pattern on it. "I think it suits you!"

"Fine! I'll try it on, but this is the last one got it!" Bluey grumbled and grabbed the kimono and went to the changing room.

"And I'll take this one." Riri stated as she held purple kimono with a butterfly pattern on it.

"You're not going to try it on?" Erru questioned.

"I already did…." Riri Replied like it was obvious information.

"When you do that!? Wait! Never mind, I really don't want to know." Erru shook her head.

"Good, cause I wasn't going to tell you anyway." Riri stated.

"Why you b-" "I'm Done." Bluey interrupted Erru.

"Great….why aren't you wearing it?"

"Cause I like it and I'm gonna get this one."

"Finally…"

"Let's pay for these and go back to the shop." Riri said as she took Bluey's kimono and went to the cash; Erru had already bought her kimono at a different store.

Once back at the shop Riri put up a sign that said 'All matching results will be available after the Konoha Summer Festival. KDS Management'

"There, now to take a nap!" Riri mumbled happily to herself as she went inside but she wasn't quick enough for a certain pink haired slut stopped her.

"Eh! YOU! Tell me I'm matched with Sasuke." She demanded out of Riri

"Sure! Your Matched with Sasuke, along with the other billion girls who demanded I tell them that…which they're really not…" Riri mocked her.

"Well, you said THEY are not matched with Sasuke, so that must mean I am." She boldly stated.

"No" Riri replied bluntly. "None of you little whores are paired with Sasuke, that includes you, you pink haired slut."

Sakura just stared at Riri a gape at the fact(s) that she was just insulted and the she wasn't paired with Sasuke, HER SASUKE! (Momoko: Yeah right…)

"Don't stare it's rude!" Riri said as she finally went in side and locked the door. 'If she breaks down the door, she's paying.' Riri thought to herself as she went up stairs.

Bluey had watched the whole thing out her bedroom window, along with Erru. "Wow….no comment!" Bluey laughed, walking down the stairs.

Erru just shook her head and thought to herself, 'I'm not even going to bother with it. She already stapled Naruto and Sasuke's forms together, and Sakura and Lee's together, so whats done is done! …I'm hungry!'

Bluey just happened to walk outside to see Hinata walking with Kiba. Hinata was already dressed in her kimono, 'Hinata has a chest?! She always wears that damn jacket so you can't see much, but she has a little package growing!' Bluey looked at her chest, then to Hinata's, 'damn small chest of mine!'

Bluey ended up stalking, the two for the rest of the day till she had to go home, to get ready.

By the time Bluey got home Erru and Riri were already for the festival. Riri in her purple kimono, and Erru in her orange kimono with a flower pattern on it.

"Bluey, why are you so late?" Riri asked.

"yeah"

"uh…uh…I got lost!" Bluey quickly thought of an excuse.

"oh, well then get ready or we'll be late." Erru sort of commanded.

"Right, right" Bluey nodded her head as she ran up the stairs and got ready.

As they walked along the streets and looked at the pretty lanterns hung up around and the food that left the air smelling delicious, Bluey seen Hinata with Kiba…again!!

'That's it!' Bluey thought to herself, following the two.

Riri looked behind her to see Bluey was gone, "she left us!" Riri turned her head to see a giant stuffed bunny, "oh Bunny!!" Riri walked up to the stand, to play a game of something.

"That leaves me," Erru sighed, looking around for something to do. Soon enough Erru found a bunch of little accessory stands full of jewelry to keep her busy.

Basically, everyone went off and did their own thing till the festival was over.

As they headed back to the shop they where stopped by Orochimaru and Kabuto.

"Orchid and Kaboom!!" Bluey cheered.

"I told you…!" Kabuto stopped himself, realizing it would be pointless to tell her, "so who did you pair us up with?!"

"That's confidential information," Erru replied, as they began to walk past the two.

"Tell us or we will force it out of you!!" Kabuto threatened the girls.

"You wanna know?" Riri asked.

"Yeah,"

"Do you REALLY wanna know?" Riri persisted.

"Tell us damn it!" Orochimaru shouted at Riri.

"You two will make a lovely couple, thanks bye!" Riri laughed, as they continued walking home.

"What?!!!" Kabuto screeched.

"Shut up!!! I'm tired and…..I'm tired!! So shut up! Suck it up! And go the f HOME!!!" Bluey screamed at the two, she watched Kiba and Hinata the whole night and she's going to snap.

"I'm tired of these games, tell us who were really paired up with." Orochimaru said in a really creepy voice.

"Look, you really wanna find out wait till tomorrow like everyone else, ok." Riri told him.

"sorry, I really don't feel like it." He replied.

"oh, your not gonna feel like a lot of things when I'm done with ya." Riri muttered.

"What was that!?' Kabuto snapped

"…and you too." Riri glared.

Bluey and Erru had already started to walk back home leaving Riri behind.

"Guess, I'm stuck with dealing with you." Riri muttered glaring some more.

'I'm tired damn it!' Riri thought

"Well, if your not gonna tell us, we'll force it out of you!" Kabuto declared.

"…right…when pigs fly…" Riri stated bored.

After half an hour of fighting and beating the shit out of Orochimaru and Kabuto, Riri finally got home and changed out of her kimono and went to bed, tomorrow was gonna be a long day.

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More 3-4 in the morning crack filled goodness!!

Ok, there's one more chapter left and maybe a bonus chapter depending on how we feel.

And everyone we would like you help! We need to figure out who all the sensei's are gonna be paired up with; we alreadt got Asuma and Kurenai, so come on help us out! PLEASE!!!

Oh, and review more on Momoko's file too. Read & Review.

Now time for bed

Bye-bee