Takanoru- yeah, yeah, yeah, the update's a day late. I was stuck babysitting those little sons of bitches (Midori-Jester – there, is that better:P) yesterday. My brother's girlfriend usually does it but nooooo since my brother had the day off, she wanted to spend the day with him. ... to make things even better 'daddy' (oldest brother) wanted the night off (he leaves for work at 2:30pm gets home around 11) he went and spent the night at my other brother's house…………. I don't think those damn kids stopped crying while he was away. Ever since I started babysitting, I realized there is a difference between love and like. I love my niece and nephew to death but I don't like them at all. Okay, venting done. Enjoy. This is from Havoc's point of view.

Mission

I'm on a mission. A mission that requires great concentration. I was ordered to watch the colonel, secretly, and write a report on his actions.

Day 1

The colonel was forced by Lieutenant Riza Hawkeye, at gunpoint, to complete his paperwork. After completion he went home.

Day 2

Colonel Mustang came in complaining of his lack of sleep. He was again forced into doing his paperwork but got out of it by sending the lieutenant out to refill his coffee mug. Once she left, he locked himself and Edward Elric in his office. Fullmetal left his office his his hair undone and his clothes disheveled. I know they don't like each other but I never would have thought they would actually fight. Neither of them had any bruises to show but the colonel's desk was trashed. Everything was on the floor yet he completed hi paperwork and promptly left.

Day 3

He came in today in a better mood He finished his paperwork on time. Fullmetal returned from a mission and came to give his report to the colonel. It took a lot longer than I would have expected. I needed to ask them both a few questions so when I thought they had had enough time, I knocked on the door. I didn't get an answer. I knocked again. "Sir?" I slowly began to open the door but regretted doing so soon after. When I peered inside, I saw Fullmetal straddling the colonel. Whether they were kissing or not, I couldn't tell. As Mustang began to lift Edward onto his desk, he spotted me. "Havoc!"

"Sorry, sir!" I said, and then slammed the door closed. I pulled out a cigarette and lit it Lieutenant Colonel Hughes stopped in front of me and grinned. "You walked in on them didn't you?" "Yeah…" I said as I pulled out a pack of matches and set the report on fire. "I guess I can't turn that in."

"Nope." Hughes replied. He handed me a photo of his daughter and walked away. I held back the urge to set that ablaze as well. I put it away and went off to find a way that would rid the image of those two together from my mind.

Takanoru- I got the idea for this from the episode The Bachelor Lieutenant. The next one-shot is gonna be angsty. Woo hoo! Go angst! I will update on time. I hope.