Chapter 4
Sorry Peeps, this is a mad long chapter.
Sakura woke up to an interesting smell. Grabbing her robe, she fallowed the scent. She appeared at the kitchen door.
"Kicha-Chan, call Ino I need help!" Sasuke yelled.
"Hai, Tou-San" Kicha yelled from a distance.
Sasuke turned towards the door covered in flour. Sakura stared bewildered at the sight of her husband.
"Hi, Sakura-Chan." Sasuke smirked. "Happy Birthday."
"Arigato." She walked over, kissed her husband, getting flour on her nose. The sight of Sasuke amused her with him being in her house apron covered in flour.
"You have a smidgen right there." Sasuke said putting his hands on Sakura's facial cheeks.
"Sasuke-Kun!" Sakura squeaked, flour soon being dabbed all over her body. The doorbell rang. Moments later the happy couple opened the door. Three kids ran through.
Ino stood front and center looking through her bag. "I came as soon as I-what the hell did you two do?" Ino eyed her flour-covered friends. Sakura pointed at Sasuke, and Sasuke bit her finger. She yelped from surprise because he wouldn't bite his wife's finger off on her birthday. "Well you two go get cleaned up. I'll start." Ino giggled.
The fun started as they kissed each other on the way up the stairs. The two made there way up to the hall closing in on their room. The two Uchiha Daughters walked out going to meet the guests.
"Whoa…You two get in your room!" Kicha yelled.
Sasuke stopped kissing Sakura to answer Kicha. "Technically all the rooms are ours, including this hallway. We do own this house." Sasuke retorted while giving a flashy smirk.
"EWWW! Come on Naki lets go see what we can help with." Naki nodded racing her sister down the steps.
"Now I have you to myself." Sakura said. Sasuke closed in for another kiss. She sneezed, ruining the moment. "I guess we should get the flour off first."
"You're ri-"
"Oh yeah, HAPPY BIRTHDAY KA-SAN!" Kicha and Naki screamed. Sighing Sasuke and Sakura made there way to their room. They stripped them selves and took a hot shower together.
8---------------8(point of view has changed)
Ino's three kids invaded the house. Her set of twins were seven years old. Tash was the only girl in the family. She was three minutes older than her brother, Josu. Ino's eldest son was named Yourasho (8). Her two sons were lazy asses just like their father, (we can all guess.) Shikamaru Nara. Her one daughter resembled Ino herself.
"Hello Toashi-kun." Tash said. "How is Tushy?"
"Good." Toashi spoke, his shyness seeping through. The five year old quickly ran away.
Tash and Josu kept themselves busy by making a card for Sakura and helping decorate. Naki ditched Kicha to hang out with Yourasho.
"Youra-kun," Naki blushed. "Are you gonna help or sleep all day?" She said kicking his leg.
"Troublesome girl." Yourasho mumbled.
"I heard that." Naki sat on the ground next to him. Moments passed and the pink-headed girl's soft finger collided with a heavy head. "Get up." She demanded.
In response, Yourasho rolled over.
"Yourasho, get off of me!" Naki tried pushing the boy off her lap.
He replied on one tone. "No, I can't. Your too soft." His eyes lay closed, to heavy for him to open. Naki's face turning a deep shade of red.
Sighing she spoke again. "Fine." Naki leaned over, her torso now laying on his.
"Whatever, you can stay there." He said lazily, falling asleep.
"Fine, I will." Naki answered
Kicha giggled as she witnessed the incident. 'Should I tease them?' She thought.
"Kicha, I need help?" Ino called from the kitchen.
'Apparently not.' Kicha thought. "Coming Ino-San." Kicha replied. Minutes later Kicha made it to the room next to her. "Can I help you?" She asked.
Ino stared at her, hands on her hips with a grimaced expression on her face. "You were blest with frickin speed. How can it-"She paused to look at the clock. "Take you six minutes to get to the room next door?" She spat.
"Sorry." Kicha mumbled. "What am I doing?"
"Dishes."
"You gotta be kidding me I hate fuckin dishes." Kicha whined.
"Watch your mouth." Ino scolded.
"Hn." The pink soap filled the sink, tickling Kicha's nose. As she did the dishes, her pace quickened. The sink full was depleted in little over a minute.
"Sure, you do that fast, but when I ask for you to come, you take hours." Ino retorted. Kicha smirked, walking out the room.
Kicha headed for the living room.
……….. (Dot, dot, dot, moments later, time has past.)
The living room was beautifully decorated for Sakura's special day, her birthday. Pink streamers hung from the ceiling. Green crystal beads outlined the window and confetti covered the ground. Pictures of her and her kids filled the room, smiles shown from all their faces.
The largest picture was the one they got on their wedding day. Sasuke stood at the alter with a dark blue dress robe. Sakura stood next to him in a light pink marriage kimono, her hands in his. Sasuke's onyx eyes stared in to Sakura's green orbs, a smile plastered to both their faces. The kids hung yellow lilies around the pictures.
Kicha wondered in the room. "Na-Chan," Toashi called. "We're finished." Kicha smiled.
"Ok, stay here." Kicha commanded, walking back to the kitchen. "Alrighty, the living room is decorated. Is the cake done?"
"Yep." Ino answered. "Where's Saiosho-kun? I haven't seen him all morning." Kicha shrugged.
"Who is calling everyone?" Kicha asked.
"You are, then you are gonna find Saiosho-kun." Ino replied. I'm gonna go see what Sasuke and Sakura are doing.
"Hai." Kicha grabbed the phone, punching in the numbers of her mom's friends.
"…..Uzamaki residence. Hinata speaking." Hinata said in her soft voice.
"Hello, Hinata-San. It's Kicha. You are welcome to come to Ka-San's party now."
"Ok, we'll be their in a few minutes, bye." The two hung up. Kicha dialed the next number in.
"….Hello." A sleepy voice answered.
"Shikamaru-San?" Kicha questioned.
"Uhuh."
"Kicha-Chan are you talking to Shika-kun?" Ino yelled. Kicha moved her head away from the phone.
"Yeah."
"Tell him to get his lazy ass over here now!"
"Did you hear your wife?" Kicha asked.
"Troublesome women. Loud and clear." Shikamaru replied.
"Bye."
"Uhuh"
The next number was dialed in.
"….Hey Kicha." Kakashi answered.
"UM?"
"Collar Id. So what's up?"
"Kakashi-San, don't you remember? It's March 18th." Kicha got no answer. "Your old pupil's birthday."
"Oh right, right. When are we supposed to come?"
"Around now." Kicha retorted.
"Uhuh."
"Bye."
"Bye."
'Oh my Kami what a fuckin retard!' Kicha thought. She took a deep breath. 'Ok, next.'
She dialed in the next number.
"…….Hello?" A little girl answered. Kicha recognized.
"Oh, Hi Mecha-Chan. Is your Ka-san home?" She asked politely
"Hi Kicha-San, hold on."
'I like the San added to my name.'
"Hello." Tenten's strong voice answered.
"Hiya, Tenten-San. The Ka-San's party is today. You can come when ever.
"Ok, I'll be there in a few minutes."
"Hai."
The two hung up. The next person Kicha called she knew she would regret.
'What can Nina possibly do wrong?...Never mind. I don't want to think about it.' She thought, dialing the number.
"….hey, Kich." Nina greeted.
"Hey, you remember how I told you about my Ka-San's party?" Kicha asked.
"Yep."
"It's today."
"Hai. Let me just-AHHHHHHHH!"
"Nina, what's wrong! Are you ok?" Kicha asked. She heard a few coughs and then Nina answered.
"Nothing happened. I just tripped." Nina coughed.
"Ok, see you later. Bye."
"Bye."
Nina has parents, but they moved away. Nina was supposed to go also, but she begged to stay. So here, she is living a lone.
Yuro's father died when he was first put on a squad. His mother left and he refused to go. Therefore, he also lives by himself.
'And last but not least Yuro-kun.' Kicha's fingers lightly tapped to buttons.
"Na-Chan!" Toashi's face was soaked in tears.
"What's wrong?" Kicha asked. Toashi lifted up his finger. A dark trickle of blood seeped through his skin. "I can fix it." The end of Kicha's hand glowed a dark green. A few seconds later Toashi's small cut was gone.
"Looks like you're going to be another great medic like your Ka-san and me." Ino said. Kicha nodded.
"There you go, all better." Kicha soothed. Toashi whipped his tears and ran away. She picked the phone up again. 'Now where was I?"
"…." No answer on the other line came. She tried again.
"…."
"Why isn't he picking up?" Kicha said to herself.
"Because I am right here." Yuro said. Kicha jumped lightly.
"You scared the shit out of me."
"What did I say about your mouth." Ino scolded. Kicha ignored her.
"Hi, Kich." Nina shouted.
"Hey Nina." Kicha waved. Saiosho walked down the stairs, Mica fallowing. Kicha noticed this.
"So, what were you two doing upstairs?" Mica flushed.
"I had to wake Saio-Kun up."
"Yeah, she jumped on me." Saiosho added.
"Awe, you ain't hurt are you Saio-kun?" Saiosho ignored her and waked into the living room. The three Chunins fallowed.
"Whoa, a lot of people are here." Nina said.
Naruto sat up from his chair. "I'll go get Teme and Sakura-Chan." He ran up the stairs to Sasuke and Sakura's room. He slid the door open. "Sakura-Chan, Happy Birthday!" No one answered him. Naruto walked in fully to see his friends sleeping on each other. "How cute…..TEME!" Naruto yelled. The two shot up.
"What Naruto." Sasuke growled.
"Are you forgetting what today is?"
"No."
"Ok then lets go!" Naruto demanded.
"We're coming." Sakura said.
……….. (Dot, dot, dot, moments later, time has past.)
Later that night, on Sakura's birthday everyone was at the estate. They all were loud, and they all were sleeping over.
"Ka-San, can you open your presents?" Naki asked.
"Yes I can." Sakura replied.Sakura sat in the middle of the living room with the pile of gifts next to her. She pulled the one off top."From Naruto and Hinata." She read. The wrapping paper went flying, and it revealed a gorgeous ramen bowl.
"Acorse, what can you expect from the Dobe." Sasuke said.
"Arigato Naruto, Hinata." Sakura said. Naruto's smile broadened.
Sakura had gotten hand made cards from all the kids, a new kimono dress from Neji and Tenten, a book from Kakashi and Anko. It read Icha Icha paradise Whore edition, book 1. From Ino and Shikamaru she had gotten a day at the spa certificate. Then Sakura opened her husband's gift.
Sasuke shrank away as he sat next to his wife. 'What if she doesn't like it. What if she rejects it then divorces me?" Sasuke thought.
'One, she wouldn't cause I mean we are talking about you. And two if she did then you are screwed...Three, you worry about this every year.'
'Oh thanks.' He fought with his inner sarcastically.
Sakura gasped, the green bracelet and necklace that Sasuke had bought four days earlier laid in his wife's hands.
"Sasuke-kun." Sakura's eyes were wide and in shock. "Arigato." She pulled her husband in a kiss and Naruto whistled.
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"I didn't find any of them. They're gone!" Sakura sobbed. Ino collapsed where she was. Soon enough all the men were with their wives.
8---------------8(point of view has changed)
The phone rang and Kicha drowsily answered.
"Hello." She yawned.
A deep voice answered. "We have all five." In the back round it sounded as if little kids were crying. "Sakura Canoi knows what we want." Beep Beep Beep.
"What the hell! KA-SAN!" Kicha screamed.
Wahahahaha the suspense.
Cherries Garcia.