Another Day Another Alien
Rated: T for later chapters.
Disclaimer: Don't own it. Nor do I own Wikipedia or anything else.
Note: I was kind of bored when I wrote this story and the computer I was using to type it had a few busted keys, so please excuse any words that run together.
Credits: Ok I have to give credit to enzymion because she helped me come up with a really cool idea for this chapter. Thanks enzymion!
"Oh my god! It's the Doctor!" said Gwen.
"Oh don't act surprised Gwen!" said Jack. "We all know R.T. Davies was waiting until the shows viewer ratings hit two people and the occasional dog. That plus someone already posted the whole script for this episode on wikipedia." Said Jack
Tosh went onto wikipedia and looked up the episode. "How does Owen get laid in this episode when he's dead?!"
"Don't ask." Said Jack. " Fourth formation everyone! Gwen talk to the Doctor about me! Tell him I'm hot, but a complete mystery. The Doctor will then reveal a small piece of information that no one knew about me before. Tosh act sad. That way people on fan fiction sites will feel sorry for you, since you obviously have a secret love for Owen, then they'll write stories about you suddenly dating Owen. Ianto, talk to the Doctor about how we're shagging. Doctor we need you to come up with some elaborate plan to bring Owen back. One that involves alien technology, bad story lines, and random pairings."
"Quick question." Said the Doctor.
"What is with you people and the questions?" asked Jack.
"Yeah, How am I supposed to talk to talk to Gwen and Ianto, and then come up with this super awesome plan to bring back Owen, all within the next forty minutes?"
"Hey fixing plot holes is not my job." Said Jack.
"Then what is your job?" asked the Doctor.
"To stand, here look dramatic, and make passes at everything. While shagging things." Answered Jack.
"Riiight. See, this is why I don't do cross-overs." Said the Doctor.
"Well get moving!" said Jack.
"I swear Jack is incredibly hot. But, he's a complete mystery. " said Gwen. "He's like a secret agent or something. Tell me, what was he like when he was your companion?"
"Uhh…Well he tried to seduce one of my other companions. And he caused a plague." Answered the Doctor thoughtfully.
"Oh" said Gwen.
The Doctor continued to work on his ingenious device to bring back Owen.
"Hi!" said Ianto as he crept up behind the Doctor.
"Hello" said the Doctor, still recovering from the scare Ianto gave him.
"I'm sleeping with Jack" said Ianto.
"Good for you" said the Doctor.
"Are you almost done?"
"Uh, yeah."
"How does it work?"
"It's a super-cool-bringer-back-thingy" said the Doctor. "You just aim it and fire."
"Oh" said Ianto.
"Hey can you do me a favor?" asked the Doctor.
"Sure." Said Ianto.
"Remind me to fire whatever agent booked me for this cross-over." Said the Doctor.