Fletcher groaned and started to wake up. He had a really bad headache and felt sick. "Uh, what the hell happened last night?" He opened his eyes but his vision was blurred. He rubbed his eyes. "Where the hell am I? How did I get here?" He stood up and walked over to the broken mirror on the wall, his face was pale. His hair was black and tattered, he almost died when he saw how many split ends he had. There were dark smudges under his eyes, looked like eye liner.
He touched his face and looked at his hands. He looked down at the clothes he was wearing. "WHAT THE FUCK! I'M CAELAN!" He sat on his, well Caelan's bed, and was now hyperventilating. He put his head in his hands. "I'm Caelan...I'm Caelan. How did this happen?" He looked up quickly and stood up, "Wait...If I'm Caelan. HOLY SHIT! CAELAN IS IN MY HOUSE!" He tried to teleport, but then remembered that he couldn't. "I may not be able to teleport but I still have Caelan's vampire ability."
He ran to the door faster than he had ever done before, and smacked into the door. "Ow, ok, I need to practise." He walked down the stairs and saw Anton at the desk, "Hey Anton! We are in Ireland aren't we?" Anton looked at him confused.
"Um, yes we are."
"Brill thanks Anton! See you later."
"Hey, Caelan. Are you feeling ok."
"Yeah I'm fine why do you ask?" Anton paused, then shook his head,
"No reason." 'Caelan' waved goodbye and walked out laughing.
"This might actually be fun!"
A 10 minute walk later and 'Caelan' was at his house. He walked in and ran up the stairs to his room. Then he saw himself in the corner of his room, curled up in a ball rocking back and forth mumbling to himself.
"Yo Caelan!" 'Fletcher' screamed and 'Caelan' fell on the floor laughing. "Oh my god! That was so funny! Because I'm a vampire and you're me now you didn't hear me walk up her did you."
"THAT ISN'T FUNNY! NEITHER IS THIS!"
"Your right this isn't funny. I look terrible."
"Well I look sexy."
"I know I'm sexy."
"Wait, what did I just say?"
"You called my body sexy Gaylord."
"I meant I look terrible to."
"Yeah, of course you did."
"Look, I am not gay."
"Hey let me just say, if you start feeling my body up I will know ok. I have like, a fifth sense."
"Whatever. You won't be using that sense because I wouldn't feel you up if I got paid to."
"Ok, whatever you say." 'Caelan' looked at the clock on his side table, "Oh no! I was meant to meet Valkyrie to hand out invites for her party!" He looked at 'Fletcher', "You will have to go."
"I will get to be in the same room as Valkyrie!? Without someone punching me?!"
"Yes. I will be outside doing my best impression of you. Also, I will have to do your hair and stuff."
"No. You are not giving me a guy makeover!"
"Fine you go as you normally go and I'll go as I normally go."
"Wait no. You are not putting any hair gel in my hair!"
"Well then, guy makeover it is!"
"Fine." Fletcher and Caelan sat opposite each other and worked on their bodies appearances. While 'Caelan' ran his hand through 'Fletcher's' hair making it stick up, Caelan applied eyeliner. They back away from each other and nodded,
"Can I just say that we never mention what just happened."
"Agreed."
"Right, when you meet Valkyrie try not to be yourself."
"Why not?"
"Because yourself sucks."
"That doesn't make sense."
"I don't care but you do suck at life." 'Fletcher' opened his mouth and tried to hiss. But it just looked retarded, 'Fletcher' laughed and 'Fletcher' ran his tongue over his teeth, when he then remembered he wasn't a vampire he retreated and blushed. "Right I'm going to go get changed into your clothes and practise being angsty, maybe look at some pictures of dead kittens to get myself all sad and stuff like you. You can do the same except practice being cheerful and happy. Like me."
"Don't order me around hedgehog boy!"
"Hey it's my body, not yours." And with that he left. 'Fletcher' sighed and looked in the mirror. He was frowning; he thought of happy thoughts, like him and Valkyrie growing up together, their marriage, the honeymoon. When he looked back in the mirror, it was nothing more than a smirk. Then he thought Fletcher couldn't really have a fifth sense could he?
Moving swiftly along from Caelan's pervyness...
'Caelan' changed into Caelan's clothes and tried to look at his reflection in the broken mirror on the wall. But he couldn't, the one piece he could actually look into had fallen on the floor and smashed into a bazillion pieces. Well that dampened his mood.
He also couldn't get over how weird his teeth felt. He was dreading night fall; he was his mind going to react to that change? He decided he would either a) have to find some of that serum stuff. Or b) try to control it.
He noticed the time and headed to Gordon's house for his first try of stalking, or as Caelan called it being Valkyrie's 'guardian angel'.
He got there and Valkyrie and Tanith were in the living room, waiting for him, well Fletcher, to show up. He stared intently at Valkyrie, but after a while he just got bored and ended up playing with an ant that he had found. 10 minutes passed and 'Fletcher' still hadn't shown up, Where the hell is that freak? Then, as if he had read his mind, Caelan appeared in the living room,
"Good lord finally! I thought I would never get here."'Cried 'Fletcher', Valkyrie walked up to him and put her hand on his shoulder,
"Hey Fletcher you showed up, at last. What did you mean by what you just said?" 'Fletcher' turned and sighed at the pure beauty that stood before him. He gently held Valkyrie's hands and stared into her eyes deeply,
"Oh my dearest Valkyrie, seeing your face is like watching a starry night sky in the middle of winter, but holding your warm embrace against my cold, dreadful skin is like an angel holding the devil. Your breath is as sweet honey. One can only imagine what delightful taste your rosy lips could bring to me." He continued to stare deeply into her dark, and right now super duper confused, eyes. Tanith clapped slowly a bewildered look on her face,
"Wow, did you like spend all night on that or something. Because I wouldn't think that you would be able to think of something like that of the top of your head."Valkyrie let go of his hands and raised an eyebrow,
"Yeah, it was really romantic and all but, I mean, thats something Caelan would say." 'Fletcher' suddenly remembered the predicament he was in,
"Um, oh I was acting! Yes that's what I was doing. I was pretending to be Caelan. What did you think?" The confustion in the room lifted,
"Oooooooooh that explains a lot." Tanith sighed.
"You should take up acting. That was amazing! You even got his weird, stalkey side in." 'Fletcher's' heart sank,
"You, you think Caelan is a stalker?" Valkyrie smiled slightly,
"Yeah, I have always told you that. Everyone knows that. I wouldn't be surprised even if Scapegrace knew that I thought he was a stalker. You do agree, don't you? You seem a little broken hearted."
"Oh yeah I think Caelan is a creepy stalker dude too, I was just checking. But y'know, he doesn't mean to be a stalker, he is just trying to protect you." Valkyrie looked at him a bit worried, so did Tanith,
"Hey, Fletcher you feeling ok?" Asked Tanith, " Because normally you would have taken this moment to say every bad word under the sun about him."
"Oh I would have, would I?" 'Fletcher' growled.
"Why don't you go home, you don't seem right today. Me and Tanith will go deliver the invites ourselves yeah?"Valkyrie patted his hair and when he didn't move her and Tanith exchanged a look, "Really go home, you must be un well. I'll come and see you once I have finished with Tanith yeah?" 'Fletcher' nodded slowly and teleported to the back garden.
Out there he found 'Caelan' sitting behind a bush and looked like he was hiding. He also looked a little scared. 'Fletcher' poked his head around the bush,
"What's up with you?" 'Caelan' swallowed before he spoke,
"River paid me a visit."
OOOOOOO. CLIFFY! ish...You'll have to wait till next Saturday to find out. This did start out with Caelan and Fletcher not doing the whole guy makeover thing and they told Tanith and Valkyrie what happend, but it is much better this way ^.^ SO R&R pleases it really helps and see you next Saturday! :D
~AppleCrumblePerson/Threnody Lilly/Gabzilla :P