A/N: Well it seemed to have taken me longer to upload this chapter than my usual chapter update… meh whatever I'm tired; I hope you enjoy! Dart: Where's the fun in the beginning conversation though?! I thought we'd do some funny montage! Jade: Sorry Dart-sama I'm just blahg, I don't want to start anything right now. Dart: But… Nil: For the love of God if she doesn't want to talk don't make her! Dart: BUT I WANT TO TALK! Jade: Well I don't and I know the one person in the world that can solve this problem… Nil & Dart: Who's that? Jade: JERRY SPRINGER Dart: WHAT!? Nil: You can't be serious Jade… Jerry: Oh but she is Miss Nilkanowen. Nil: -jumps up- WHERE DID YOU COME FROM?! Jerry: That's of no concern, now Steve tie up Dart so he doesn't get hysterical. –Steve quickly ties up Dart- Dart: But I didn't do anything wrong!… Jade: Now there's the idiotic montage… go ahead and read…

Conversations

Chapter 4

Miona looked around bleary eye. Did that woman knock her out? She was lying by a river, a wide river to be exact. She looked around, where was that woman. Then she saw her on the other side of the river, she was tapping that fan of hers impatiently. She looked at Miona, and smirked, "Ah, I see you're awake. As you can see, you've been out for a while." Miona looked around, twilight was above her.

"Where are we?" she demanded angrily.

"By the Wide River you little wench," she snarled.

"Stop calling me that," she tried to stand, but couldn't. It felt like she was glued to the ground, or I'm…

"Paralyzed," Kagura drawled. Panic rushed through Mionas' body, well the part that she could feel at least. "Don't worry it's only temporary." She sounded as though she regretted it.

"If you wanted to paralyze me permanently then just do it," Miona snapped.

"Please, don't tempt me. No I won't make it permanent, what good would you be to Lord Sesshomaru if you can't use all of your body parts, I want to use a nice fresh piece of bait that he'll actually want. I wonder why he chose you to be his whore. You can't be that good." She said this in a thoughtful tone.

"I'm not like that with Lord Sesshomaru," she said when her face turned a nice shade of a beet.

"Oh come on, we're both women here. Don't be modest, you're just his toy to him." She said with a cruel smile.

"I haven't done anything like that with him," she said angrily.

"Oh well as far as you know this is just a friendly relationship, but that's how he is. First he acts like he's just letting you come along, then he becomes friendly. After he gets to know you he's ever so subtle about it and kisses you, oh and this is the best part he acts like he didn't mean to. Then he tells you he can't stop thinking about you. Finally he plays his little game. I've seen him do it dozens of times now, he doesn't really love you he just uses you until he gets bored and then he disposes of you. Pity, for you, you don't look like you can be enjoyable for very long. You're nothing to him." She finished off in a dangerous whisper. (Jade: Miona may not believe her, and Kagura probably knows that, but she planted that little seed of doubt. And that's all that matters to Kagura. Nil: -throws popcorn at her- Hush it you! Jade: Jesus! I was just explaining it to them Dart: -still tied up- Is this all you guys do is sit here and talk? Jade: Yeah, pretty much! Oh yah, and then there's the whole me writing the story. Nil: Which you're not doing! Jade: alright already!).

"Oh if I was nothing to him how could you be so sure he'll come to my rescue?"

"I know he'll come, he can't resist a good fight. Just wait give it another hour or so, he'll be here."

"He won't help you,"

"Probably not but you can't help but try, now can you?"

"What did I do to you, to make you hate me so much?"

"Oh, plenty of things." She said casually, "Like you being in company with Sesshomaru,"

"What does that have to do with anything?"

"I loathe him," she said quickly (Jade: See here's my theory, Kagura has a major crush on Sesshy Sama, but is afraid to admit it. Nil: Now what did we talk about? Jade: -Rolls eyes and sighs- No talking or the correct term no typing -Nil hits her in the head w/ her shoe-).

"What other reasons?"

"You're a mortal," she said simply.

"If those are your only two reasons then they are pretty bad excuses," Miona said matter-of-factly.

"To you they may not be but to me they're very important." Kagura said with a snarl.

"Well, don't worry the feelings mutual,"

"This conversation has ended," Kagura said with a dismissive snap of her fan.

Sesshomaru was running as fast as he could, and he had to stop for a minute. Cause he saw The Tree of Ages, and almost ran into it. (Jade: How un-Sesshy like being a klutz. Nil: Yah that's usually you. Dart: Aw, don't be so harsh on the poor girl! Jade: Thanks Dart!) Then he heard an all too familiar obnoxious voice.

"Sesshomaru!" Inuyasha tried to lift his Tetsusaiga, but then started to wobble, and toppled over.

"Not now Inuyasha, you're not in good condition to fight." Sesshomaru said.

"The hell with my condition!" Inuyasha snapped

"Don't be a fool;" Sesshomaru said softly, "You know perfectly well that I could destroy you easily right now."

"I don't care!"

"Inuyasha don't!" Kagome said, "I know you may not like to hear this but Sesshomaru is right! You are in no condition to fight!" Kagome said reasonably.

"Yes, and I want to kill you and not have to say I did it when you were weak," Sesshomaru said.

Are Kagome and Sesshomaru ganging up on me? Inuyasha thought incredulously. But I suppose they're right.

"Fine! But once I'm better you better be ready!" he snapped.

"I'll remember that," and he continued to run.

"Hmmm… I wonder why he was in such a big hurry," Kagome said.

"Oh, what does it matter to us? Let's eat! I'm starving," Inuyasha said.

"Yes, I suppose you're right," Kagome said, she looked around, "Where's Shippou?"

"I don't know, maybe he ran off cause he was afraid of Sesshomaru, heh, you can't blame him, he is just a child," Miroku said.

"Yah, he'll be coming back once he smells the food." Inuyasha said.

Meanwhile...

Shippou was watching everything and thought, it's a good thing I grabbed that boa thingy of his and saw this!

"I knew you'd come for her," Kagura said with a satisfied smile, "Now, about my demands..."

"There won't be any demands," he did that cool lightning whip thingy that he does, and Kagura was nothing but a bloody mess screaming in pain. Sesshomaru grabbed Miona and ran off with her.

Shippo started to run back to the camp area yelling, "You guys won't believe what I just saw!"

A/N: Yah for cliffhangers! Jerry: What was that Miss Calhoun? Jade: Oh nothing, I just finished my fic! Jerry: Ah well that's nice but on with this argument! Steve will you please untie Dart (Steve's the cool bodyguard!). Steve: Yes sir! -Unties Dart- Jerry: Now that Jade had finished her chapter in her fanfiction I think my work here is done! Jade: Thanks for all the help Jerry! –waves good bye- Jerry: No problem! –disappears- Jade: That was fun! Dart: There was absolutely NO POINT for him to be here! Jade: Yes there was… he had Steve tie you up! Which was fun to watch! ^_^ Dart: …You're evil. Jade: Yeppers!

Disclaimer: I do not own Jerry Springer or Steve, who also has his own show now as well!