Disclaimer: I don't own anything, except Zach and the rest of my annoying muses.

A/N: I... have finally defeated the evil writer's block... Oh and if anyone's wants to know about updates or what I'm working on at the moment or wants to know why I'm not updating, just visit my livejournal, my screenname's AlternateChaos

Warnings: Go read the first chapter. Some Language...

Pairings: at the moment Zidane/Kuja (Zidane) Sora/Riku. Hinting of past Seifer/Squall and Tseng/Reno/Rufus (Blame Muse.)

Kairi, Riku had decided, was the stalker-fangirl from hell. Not only did she follow Sora around twenty-four seven but she insisted on squealing at the top of her lungs whenever Sora did something cute (which was often). And she took pictures, lots of them.

What was worse was that she had convinced all the girls on the islands to stalk Sora and they had now formed the Riku and Sora Fanclub because apparently girls liked him just as much as they liked Sora. The two boys had no peace anywhere except inside their homes and at Tseng/Reno/Rufus's house. Ms. Meru insisted that celebrities have privacy in their own home, Sora's mother thought they were all retards and Reno had some kind of Vendetta against fangirls.

Needless to say, the pair spent many hours over at Tseng/Reno/Rufus's house plotting at ways to get back at the evil fangirls. Or rather Reno and Riku plotted ways to get back at the fangirls, Sora ate cookies and went along with it.

The latest attempt involved pancake syrup, colored feathers and Sora's least favorite pair of boxers.

"AAAGGHHHH!"

It would've been funnier if it hadn't been Sora's mother Rose that had been caught in it.

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Rose's eye twitches as she surveys the eight year-old, the seven year-old and the twenty-seven year-old standing in her kitchen. Riku looked repentant, Sora looked sheepish and Reno, well Reno looked like he'd do it again in a heartbeat.

"Boooyyyss." She hisses in that deadly quite tone of hers, looking quite threatening despite colorful feathers and syrup that were in her hair. Reno's grin grows wider as Riku and Sora look down.

"Yes ma'am?" Reno says, still cheerful after all it wasn't like he could get in trouble. Rose's dark purple eyes flash angrily and she zeroes in on the redhead.

"I suspect you were the mastermind in all this." She says coolly, picking up the phone to call Tseng. Reno blinks as she dials in a number, a dangerous grin on her face. "Hello Tseng, do you know what your lover has been up to?" Pause. "Let's just say it involves a pair of my son's boxers, feathers, syrup and my hair." Another pause and a glance towards the paling Reno. "Alright then I'll see you in a couple of minutes."

"Da...Bless it." Reno mutters, casting a glance in the direction of his partners in crime. Rose scowls at him before turning her gaze towards Riku and dialing another number.

"Hello Meru, Could you come over here for a moment? I think it's time you and I put a stop to this fangirl problem." Rose pauses and sighs. "Yes I got caught in a fangirl trap. You can see when you get here, good bye." Rose slams the phone down, muttering about crazy winglys who never grow up.

Five minutes later found Meru and Rose plotting at the table and Reno hand-cuffed to Rufus and dragged out of the house while Riku and Sora were sent to Sora's room.

Meru and Rose decided to sell pictures and various other things to the fangirls in exchange for them not stalking their sons, the fangirls quickly agreed seeing that Rose had her rapier and Meru her hammer, which was several times bigger than them. So Riku and Sora had peace, save for the occasional stalking from Kairi.

Seven years passed in this manner...

TBC

Thanks to all for reading and reviewing and special thanks to Firehedgehog for inspiring me .

BloodyChaos: "I bet you all know what's coming next."

Zach: "Restraining Order?"

BloodyChaos: "Noo . Next Chapter will be the start of KH 1 and a peek at how Vivi and Kuja are doing."

Zach: "I would've put a restraining order on the little brats.

BloodyChaos: "Anyways reviews and comments would be appreciated ."