Waluigi was about to be eaten by the evil Moar Krabs, when suddenly he was sucked up in a large tube. Moar Krabs shook his head as the entire beach was bombed by several large balls of molten fire, which were dropped by the aero Primids, who laughed evilly as they high fived each other.
Waluigi screamed as he went through all sorts of crazy loops, wondering how exactly was he going to make it out okay. Suddenly, he landed on a mteallic floor, looking up to see the lights dim on him. Waluigi scratched the back of his head as Shadow The Hedgehog approached him.
"I just wanted to wish you a happy birthday," Was all that Shadow muttered as he smirked, pushing a button that caused Waluigi to fall out.
Waluigi screamed as he flailed his arms about, wondering how he could survive a plunge so far off. He closed his eyes and thought for a moment, gasping as he got a grand idea. He began spinning around, building enough momentium to land roughly on a craggy hill, rolling down as he dealt with the tiny pebbles and dirt in the way. Waluigi then went off the path, knocking down several tall standing maple trees down as he popped himself back to normal, running on the knocked over logs of the trees, laughing as he never had so much fun.
"Wa ha ha! This is better than the time I went straight to the-" Before Waluigi could finish, he went straight into a bluish warp portal, disappearing mystically as the tree logs continued rolling westward, eventually crashing into several large boulders, causing a massive wildfire of epic proportions.