How tides can change
I do not own naruto even through all the threats, plots, and of course the crying….sniffle
Talking
Thinking
Demon and inner talk
Demon and inner thinking
Last time
Kid you should ask the old man if you can get into the academy sooner
Why?
It would do you good to talk to other people and then you also need to learn ninjutsu and genjutsu it might also hold some taijutsu in its library that you could build off of
Ok ill ask him but right now I'm going to sleep my eyes hurt
Ok kid see you tomorrow
Ok good night furball
Goodnight stupid urchin head
Chapter 4
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Stupid alarm clock
Kid get up we need to go to the old man
All right
Make sure to apply the genjutsu on your tail
Hai hai I still remember that you told me to always put it on before leaving the house
Flashback ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Kid since you have that tail now you should always put a genjutsu on it so people will not see it
Why do I not want people to see it?
Easy fangirls
Fangirls?
Yep they see it and they'll go crazy yelling kawaiiiiiii and all that trust me I know…. (shivers)
Was it that bad?
I couldn't walk for three weeks after and I swore I was a three year old baby instead of an all powerful demon
Ouch
Yeah it was worse that most hangovers I get since I didn't even have the fun of getting drunk and it takes a while to get drunk for us believe me if you can drink gambutta under the table you have high alcohol tolerance
Who's gambutta?
A giant toad that drinks all day and was the summon of the other urchin head that sealed me in here usually referred as yondaime
Oh
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Yeah I really do not want fangirls all over me
Good choice kit I'd rather face shukaku than a group of fangirls
Who's shukaku?
Another demon
Oh (here naruto walks in front of a mirror) ummm kyuubi when did my eyes look like yours?
Uh oh it seems that you have woken a bloodline or something but it was mutated by my chakra
Mutated what does that mean?
Well it means that it changed for the better to a great bloodline or…
Or what or what?
It could mean that this is permanent and the villagers are going to have a field day with you
Why would they do that?
Think if they saw you with my eyes what would they do?
Attack without quest-oh! They would kill me for having these eyes huh?
Yep without a doubt
So what to do….. genjutsu?
No it only works for your tails because normally people don't look for them on humans but eyes are one of the first places that people look
Hmmm how about a genjutsu, run to the old man, and see what he can do?
Well that's all we can do right now
Alright let's go! (Stomach rumbles) maybe breakfast first?
Hurry up before I gut you idiot im so gonna get you to eat something other than ramen sooner or later
Yay RAMEN!!!!!
Baka
What?
Nothing nothing
Oh ok mmmmmmmmm I love ramen
I know kid I know
(takes 3:03 minutes to make/inhale ramen)
YATTA lets go see ojiji
Alright don't forget the-
I know the genjutsu geeze do you think I'm THAT stupid?
Yes of course not just reminding you IDIOT!!!!
Hokages office
Hey hokage ojiji I need some help!
What is it now naruto?
My eyes look weird this morning!
Really? Oh shit no not that
Yeah look (takes off genjutsu off of eyes)
(hokage faints) nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
3 hours later
(hokage wakes up) I had the strangest dream that naruto-
hey ojiji so can you help me with my eyes now?
Oh god no
Oh you can't well cya-
Wait I can but tell me why do they look like that?
Maybe my chakra mutated it?
Yes maybe probably the kyuubi's chakra
So how do I change them back?
Well is there chakra running through your eyes right now?
Uhh I think so
Yes kit ohhh damn I should have thought of it stop the flow of chakra running through them
Alright (his eyes change back to how they usually are)
See there your eyes are back to normal but how did you guess I would say stop the flow?
Uhh a good guess?
Yeah right
Shut up stupid fox!
Hmph
Now naruto is there anything else?
Yeah I wanted to know if there is any way to get me into the academy sooner to be a ninja
Hmm I guess you can since you activated your bloodline
YATTA hey do you know anything about my bloodline?
Well I know it makes things easier to understand if you use it right
Oh ok anything else?
Hmm maybe I should tell him everything? No that's all I will tell you for now but if you graduate and still don't know what it does we will have a talk and I will tell you more but I am not telling you everything it's just that your clan does not tell it's secrets until you graduate from the academy but usually they unlock their eyes at that time too but oh well rules are rules.
Hai hai…..
Good now get going oh and naruto for activating your dojutsu which is your bloodline you can have this jutsu to help with the renovations on your house
Yatta what jutsu is it, what kind is it, what-
Naruto just take it and you'll figure everything out I believe in you if you don't you'll run here anyways
Yosh I will master this jutsu and will become hokage for you ojiji
Ok ok naruto now hurry home and practice because the classes for the academy start in a week oh and don't show anyone your dojutsu or the jutsu so they can be surprises
Ok ojiji cya!
(naruto leaves) oh he is just full of surprises I swear he's going to be the end of me now back to (shiver) paperwork
naruto's apartment complex
hmm lets see what jutsu is this? Kage bunshin(shadow clone) well lets see what is does!
Kid you have to read it first
I did!
No you didn't you barely glanced at the paper!
No look (does hand seals a messed up kage bunshin shows up) PLEASE KILL ME!
Oh god! What is that?
KILL ME! (takes kunai and kills itself)
Kid I know you didn't read all of this but how-
I know but it sort of is still in my head and I just knew the seals to do it
Kid you have your dojutsu on it must be a aspect of it!
Awesome!!! ….. what is?
Baka baka! I mean that you just barely glimpsed at the scroll and you knew everything on it this could come in handy
How how!?
Just think you could learn a jutsu a day and read giant books in just seconds and you could go and memorize enemy plans with one look! The possibilities are overwhelming!
wow ramen…..
what? RAMEN YOUR THINKING OF RAMEN WHEN THERE'S A LIFE ALTERING THING HAPPENING!?
im sorry I'm just hungry
kid you just ate
so I'm hungry!
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fine go eat and hurry it up well see what the old man meant by helping you with remodeling while you eat
Yay ramen yummmmmmmmmmmyyyyyyyyy
takes 3:01 minutes to make and eat 5 cups of ramen 3:00 to cook it :01 to eat)
ok so try the jutsu again but use more chakra
ok (does it and three bunshin appear)
ok so what do you guys do?
Uhh we don't know do you?
No
Baka
Hit one
Ok(hits one) hey I saw myself for a second!
Really? Well so they send information and are solid
How do you know they are solid?
Because you hit one baka why kami why me with him?????
So what can we do with them?
Make them start remodeling oh and on the ground floor dig a big hole for a secret room because a ninja cannot have enough secret rooms
ok so you heard him get to work!
Yosh do you think you could make more so we go faster?
Even his bunshin are smarter than him yeah you should do that
Ok (makes fifty more bunshin and is winded) wow that takes a lot out of me!
Duh kit it's making solid copies of yourself
Oh so what now?
Start doing laps maybe we can think of something while running
Ok shouldn't be too hard to think of something!
973 laps later
o-o-ok w-w-we n-nnnneed to-to stop for a second
why I was just getting started to get an idea of something
do you know how many laps I have ran?
Not enough?
What? why I oughta-
Silence why don't you go to a shop and find a scroll on sword fighting preferably with that katana
Why?
Because I said and they are just sitting there instead of doing their purpose
Umm ok I guess..
Well go!
I'm going im going geeze sadist
Thank you!
Wha- no! I didn't mean it in a good sense!
How does it ever mean in a good sense?
Uhh I don't know do you?
Im not trying to prove your point! Geeze baka
Fine fine stupid fox lets stop procrastinating and get to work or well never get the job done… so where to?
Try a weapon shop preferably a big one
Ok(goes to a giant weapon store that is still open)
This one kid!
But its still open…
Yes?
I'll get caught
Well try to get the contract there's what twenty people? Or you can go on without it….
Fine I'll do it but remember I get the contract for whomever I want!
Hn but also remember if you get caught I get to have fun however I wish
yeah I remember
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hey fox
what?
How about we spice up the bet a bit?
Hmm what do you propose?
Uhh well if I steal something like I am supposed to I get the scroll for me and whoever else I want
And if you get caught?
You get to have control for one day as long as you don't hurt the ones I care about, get me into trouble, and destroy konoha… or any other village either!
Hmm it sounds tempting but what if want to kill someone you do not know
Well I guess it's alright as long as they are mean or something
Very well you have a deal kid but remember a demon sticks to his or her word so I expect you to do this also so I get to do anything I want as long as it's within your boundaries
Alright fox we have a deal?
Deal
End flashback-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Ok so here I go! Henge!(transform)
(naruto walks into the store looking like a blonde girl with pigtails with out the wiskers(sexy form with clothes) and he walks up to the back where the scrolls are and finds many scrolls about different styles and was going to grab one until the fox says to grab one labeled hiten mitsurugi style that was at the bottom of a pile and was very worn from disuse and age naruto didn't think that it would be good but the fox said it remembered a red haired man that would dominate the battlefield and it sounded like what he said it was so why not if anything they could get another if this one didn't work)
naruto's house
well fox I stole it so I get the contract!
Yep it seems you do ….
Well where is it?
You have to come here to get it
Oh all right(naruto falls over unconscious)
hey fox!
Hello kid
So give up the scroll!
Very well (takes little scroll out and throws it to naruto) sign it with your blood and put your finger prints under it
Alright
So now you just need to find the handsigns for it
Nani!!!!!??????
Yep
Fine well go to the training ground to see id anyone does it
There you go
So what can foxes do when I summon them?
Well they can do many things like when you need a scout summon a small one and it can get past many obstacles with little to no problems because they are so small or if you need something to make a dent in your enemies you could summon a bigger one then it could terrorize your foes or you could just let me out and I can do anything because I am the great k-
Yeah yeah I know you're the great kyuubi that can create tsunamis and earthquakes with a flick of your tail
Please I did that with a fraction with one tail even shukaku can do that I can use oceans as drops of water and mountains as pebbles
Really?
Yes
Wow I didn't know a guy could do that…
No guy can do that I am the great kyuubi queen of demons also you can refer to me as your highness
Yeah like im going to call you that your highness pfft I might go and call you free also hmm?
Insolence do you not see my greatness?!!!!!
Oh is that what that is? It smells…..
What!!!!! Ill skin you for that!
Aww cant you take a joke?
No
Fine kyuubi what are we going to do for training in that sword style?
Train with more weight and do the katas it shows
Alright do we need anything special?
No just start tomorrow
Ok
the next day
geeze these katas are hard! But hopefully it is a good style lets see the style focuses on speed and seeing what your opponent is going to do so it seems that it would be good for me too bad the person forgot to name all of the moves
kid your supposed to focus on what your doing for now if you want name them later to call out during practice but not during an actual fight it would be easy to see what you would do after the first time doing a move
I know but I think I should work more on my speed so I can get more attacks in during fights
Yes that would help but do not overspecialize in it you should work on your defense and power some so you can take the damage as well as deal with it
Ok so what should I do?
Hmm well the katas should help with concentration and soon everything will level out and you should have some power because the weights will help with everything except defense and chakra control but we can fix that by training with your clones and climbing trees so everything should be ok but we could use some better weights because the ones you stole last time aren't going to be enough in a little while
What??? You know there's about 700 lbs on me right now!
So if you want inhuman speed you have to train inhumanely to get those results…
Well it does sounds right but I don't have to like it
Nobody ever told you that you had to
Humph I guess we could go to the old man and get some from him
Very well go get them
Hokages place
Hey ojiji I need weights!
All right naruto how much?
Uhh lots?
Baka
Hmm how about I give you something that belongs to your clan?
What?
(hokage pulls out some weights and they just look like bracelets) these
what those do not look special
well these are affected by your chakra and amplifies it to about ¼ your total chakra so it trains not just your whole body but your chakra reserves as well
what do you mean my whole body?
These will increase the gravity around you so that all of your muscles are constantly being-
(enter giant headed hyuuga#459 named hiashi ) hokage dono I need to dispose of this weakling she cannot fail us anymore!(hinata is behind him)
(I will put names like hokage: so I can differentiate who is talking)
hokage: what is the meaning of this?
Hiashi: she has failed my family too much she is a hyuuga no longer either you will get rid of her or I will with a little less niceness about what I do
Hokage: hiashi she's your daughter
Hiashi: she is my daughter no more!
Hokage: v-very well please leave her here I will find something to do with her
Hiashi: arigoto(thank you) hokage-dono
Hokage: hmph
(hiashi leaves)
hokage: so hinata chan what do you want to do?
Hinata: a-a-ano i-I w-w-will fo t-tt-to ttthe o-orphana-age
Naruto: no!
Hinata/hokage: what?(hinata has lots of stutters)
Naruto: she can live with me!
(enter giant red blush on hinata's face lol she looks funny sometimes)
hinata: na-naruto kun y-you d-d-don't ha-have t-to sh-show m-me p-pity i-I a-am a f-fail-failure
hokage: naruto are you sure?
Naruto: sure I have all that extra space and she is my best friend so she can live with me … if she wants
Hokage: so hinata do you want to live with naruto?
Hinata: h-hai ho-hokage s-sa-sama
Naruto: yay! Lets go!!!
Hokage: wait here hinata(gives her a bag of money) this is to get you some things to live with like more clothes
Hinata: a-arigoto ho-hokage sama
Hokage: no problem just have fun and be safe (hinata's face goes scarlet what she thinking hmm?)
Hinata/Naruto: hai! (stutters for hinata again)
clothes shop
so hinata you need new clothes?
h-hai na-naruto kun
well lets go!
(they enter a store with no one in it except the cashier and a man with grey hair that sticks up and you can only see his left eye because his hitaiate is pushed to cover the other one and has a mask on and they walk strait to the girls side and start to look through the clothes hinata picks lots of things that are so big they would probably be big on chouji and naruto… well naruto picks things that anko would call skanky but I digress she finally picks on a black hoodie with black pants and black tabi (the shoes that ninja actually wear that have soft bottoms) she put them on and naruto liked the look so eh decided to "get" a set later that night so they went and paid for it even though the clerk wanted to overprice them he noticed hinata was a hyuuga well for he knew so they got off with the original price and a giant glare towards naruto on the way out hinata notices an orange book and immediately knows what it is and pockets the book that says property of hataki kakashi on the back with a smile on her face)
naruto's place
(renovations are going alright since the clones have been working all day and are getting the hang of it)
well here we are!
w-What?
My house!
b-b-b-But t-this i-is a-an a-apartment c-complex..
I know ojiji gave it to me and I am turning it into a house!
Sugoi!!!
Umm yeah..hey! you didn't stutter!
u-u-um i-i-I g-g-guess i-I d-didn't
say she sounded sexy..
you sounded sexy!!!!
w-w-what!!!!( activate faint mode)
hinata! Fox you killer her!
give her CPR muhahaha revenge
alright! (starts cpr when she's waking up)
uhh fox is her tongue supposed to go in my mouth?
OH MY GOD YES!!!!! pervert!!!!!! Thank you kami! Yes start using your tongue!
ok
(hinata is in heaven and naruto thinks he killed hinata and well the fox ehh well she is having fun watching hinata take advantage of naruto)
hinata! Please don't die!!!
Try cpr again!
Ok hinata I will!! Wait… your alive!! Thank kami!
Damn I messed up I could have kissed him for longer! It was a good first kiss.. hmm now only if I can get him nake-
So hinata I'll show you around ok?
o-ok na-naruto kun
(hinata chooses a room right next to naruto's that aren't being changed but are going to be used as visitor rooms and takes a shower then goes to bed while naruto goes to "get" his set of the same clothes that she got but his was the same colors he has of his old set dark red, dark green, ect. Comes back and she is sleeping so he goes to bed too)
So that's chapter 4 I was going to post this Monday but my internet was down so I have to post it today well please R&R tell me if I need to do anything to make it better and ill try to get the harem to get moving faster next chapter I was thinking of adding anko to the harem and any that are thought up by you so email me or put thoughts or suggestions in reviews so ja ne minna!!!!!