Alright peoples I have RETURNED!...well okay then anyways I took a little break you know read your reviews yall making me feel all special and stuff. SO let's start with important stuff first:
Disclaimer I don't own harry potter if I did harry would have left ron the second he insulted hermione.
There will be time skips.. I honestly don't know how long they got to stay for summer break I could probably google it but that takes extra time that I don't feel like wasting so im going to give it 3 months until they go back to school.
I already have a baby name and gender sooooo yup I want to get into the good stuff as soon as possible and we already know it starts at the cup so I might want to skip some info it's gonna fit tho
Well that's all so ENJOY!
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"So how did you end up normal" harry asked. He had just arrived at the Granger Residence when he was squished in between 2 tight hugs and various questions on how Hermione was In Sex. He had finally escaped elder grangers and now Harry and Hermione where laying on her bed.
"You know I've been asking myself the same question for a long time love" Hermione replied. She shrugged it off and pulled out her planner for the day. "anyway we have to visit Gringotts to obtain inheritance, send a letter to Sirius, buy supplies for the baby, then we have the rest of the night for amazing animal sex." She finished with a smirk as she saw the faint blush on harry's cheeks.
After collecting himself they called the night bus and headed for Gringotts, when they arrived Harry walked up to a Griphook.
"hello griphook I would like to speak to director ragnok please?". It took a second for the goblin to collect himself, it was not common for a wizard to remember a goblins name nor ask a goblin to do something most wizards would demand them, this did not go unnoticed by the other goblins and all agree to treat soon to be Lord Potter with respect.
"indeed Mr. Potter right away, follow me please" Griphook announced leading them to a well decorated room when they we're greeted by the Director.
"please sit Mr. and Mrs. Potter, yes I know of your soul bond no need for questions let's just get down to it shall we" as he pulled out two small boxes. "these are the Potter rings one for you and your wife it will protect you from any sort of potions" with that Harry and Hermione slid the ring upon they're finger which flashed golden and resized to fit their fingers. "And these are merlin and his wife Jane's rings which protect you from unforgivable's and compulsion charms as well as gives you other unknown gifts" they quickly slid it upon the same finger as the Potter ring and it merged together turning into a Gold and red ring with a Phoenix that seemed to be alive. "is there anything else".
"yes actually can you get one Sirius Orion Black a trial since he never received one?" Hermione asked, Thinking this could speed things along.
"Can do Mrs. Potter I will contact Head of the DMLE Amelia Bones and schedule the trial, he should receive a letter soon" Ragnok replied already righting the letter to Amelia. "If that is all you may go".
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After 3 hours of shopping for nappies and baby booties under a glamor so they don't have that skeeter bitch writing things, they headed home to send a letter to Sirius they made it quick and simple stating.
Dear Sirius,
we got you a trial expect a letter soon about that.
Your truly,
Harry and Hermione
p.s : Hermione's pregnant
"their short and simple and an easy way to drop the bomb right mione…..mione?" harry looked over to the bed to find a hand cuffed naked Hermione patiently waiting on the bed, harry couldn't help but allow his jaw to drop.
Hermione smirked at his expression "close your mouth love you'll catch flies, now hurry up I was promised amazing animal sex and everyone knows Harry James Potter does not break promises" Harry mouth turned into a smirk as he cast silencing charms around the room, one things for certain it was going to be long night.
The next morning Harry awoke to find his Love in his arms naked as the day she was born snoring slightly with a little drool coming out her mouth, it was the most adorable sight he's seen so far last night got intense and kinda aggressive, you can't judge them for always having sex/making love, years of not being able to get it up anymore and not being able to do the things they know they'd love to do but can't because of they're old bodies just killed the mood. He turned his gaze to her belly which showed that the potion was indeed working you can find evidence of a baby bump there, he leaned down and place gentle kisses against her stomach causing her to moan as she stirred awake
"mmm good morning" hermione says before rolling out of bed and stretching, looking down at her baby bump she was slightly shocked, but then giggled flopping on top of Harry and kissing him senseless.
" Have you thought about baby names yet?" Harry asked after regaining his senses from the snog session. Hermione looked at him as if he was stupid, " of course I have Harry it's Sophia Lily jean Potter" she says giving that defiant look she gives practically daring him to say he disliked it.
Harry smiled softly before pecking her lips, " I love it, now come on we have lot's to do this summer and I'm sure you and your mom are dying to get baby supplies" which caused a squeal from Hermione as she ran towards the bathroom, only to return with a mischievous look " well are you going to join me or sit there doing nothing" Harry sighed before running after her.
Time Skip {See reason why I'm skipping at end of chapter}
Sirius was hailed innocent 2 months ago, which he was still wrapping his mind around being a free man, to add more of his confusion he learned that his Godson and The brilliant witch that helped save him turned out to be from the future. He didn't believe it at first even though the sighs where there he wasn't convinced until they showed him his death which in turn caused half a bottle of firewhiskey to disappear.
He looked up to see Harry and Hermione laying peacefully on the couch sleeping soundly, next to them a baby crib with the most adorable baby lays as small cute snoring sounds came from her 'Sophia' he thought to himself with a smile that name fit her so well. He began to smirk at what those two had planned when they visited the weasley's, no one will know of Sophia until they go to kings cross station. He gave the baby a soft kiss on the forehead before heading to his bedroom for a much needed rest.
The next morning you could hear an over protective mom giving orders, "on the fridge there is a list of times she is to be fed, do NOT over feed her or give her food just because she's crying, if anything you need help with CALL me on the watches we gave you and so help me if I come back and my baby has even a scratch on her I will rip both your dicks off and attach them to your forehead and hex you to make you think you're a fucking unicorn that can shit rainbows, DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR!" which she received nods from Remus and Sirius. " good, okay baby girl mommy and daddy are gonna go fuck with some weasels and while we are gone I want you be on your best behavior, we'll only be gone for 2 days okay I love you very very much." giving Sophia one last kiss before walking towards the fireplace knowing Harry already headed to the burrow before her so they wouldn't get interrogated, stepping into the floo with floo powder she shouted her destination and started spinning "weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" she shouted in joy she never liked heights or roller-coasters but for some reason the floo sensation was extremely enjoyable, she was still screaming in glee without even realizing she'd already arrived at the burrow earning amused and confused looks.
Regaining her composure she stood brushed herself off with a slight blush on her cheeks " Not a word, or I'll hex you into oblivion" she said calmly before walking away.
Hours of Harry and Hermione dodging Ron and Ginny it was finally dinner time, as Harry and Hermione entered the kitchen the felt their rings warm up to notify them when there was love potion nearby not that they needed it since they could literally smell it smirking they sat at the table with a wave of their hands without anyone looking they banished the potion from their meals.
Deciding to have a little fun with a plan talked over through the link, abruptly Harry and Hermione abruptly stood up dropping their forks making it cling onto the empty plate, they stared in a lustful haze facing towards Ron and Ginny who adorned smirks only to have them turn into a scowl as they turned towards each and start making out IN FRONT OF EVERRRRYONE. Hermione then jumped up wrapping her legs around Harry's waist as he carried them to the bedroom, locking and silencing the door they fell and rolled around laughing so hard you'd think they broke a rib. "ya know that was the funniest thing I have ever seen did you see the looks on their faces!"
Finally calming down they kissed goodnight before heading to the room they share with their "friends" for the busy day they had tomorrow.
The next morning they headed to the portkey station with the Diggory's, when Harry first saw Cedric he wanted to cry only gaining control when Hermione squeezed his hand whispering comforting words, When they arrived at the tent Hermione went to ready her favorite book Hogwarts: A History but in the book she was really looking at the million magical pictures that she's taken of Sophia as her mother instincts were kicking worrying if her baby was okay.
#meanwhile in #12#
A half a month old Sophia was giggling as she was experiencing her first bought of accidental magic, " Sirius GET ME OUT OF HERE!" Remus screamed as he was stuck in a Kennel. Sirius was laughing his ass off until Sophia clapped her hands and a collar and chew toy appeared around his neck and in his mouth
#Quiditch World Cup#
Hermione couldn't even think of what they could be doing to her baby girl, Harry sat down next to her peaking over her to see the book scanning it with a smile then she felt him shudder, and she knew exactly why, there at the bottom left was a picture of the crowning and Harry's eyes rolling back just before he fainted. "why would you mom even think of taking a picture of that" Harry blurted out only to earn a glare with silver eyes and a slight growl, "I take it back! I take it back" earning a sickly sweet smile.
"I am so glad we aren't hiding our relationship anymore I can finally scare Krum away, the way he was eyeing you the last time when you weren't looking I wanted hex him with everything I had" Hermione snorted at that, while harry gave her a questioning gaze. "now you see how I felt about Fleur, honestly every time she came to talk to you she was blasting her allure on you,damn veela even did it when you greeted her at the wedding, I swear when I get my hands on that wh-"
"hey guys whatcha talking about" Ron interrupted her rant before she could finish, which got Hermione royally pissed. Harry seeing Hermione about to explode jumped in "just muggle stuff Ron" both fighting the urge to roll their eyes as ron's face turns sour like the mere thought of anything muggle is disgusting.
"none of that mates c'mon we're heading to the stadium" He says cheerfully heading out of the tent. Looking at each other with an almost animalistic smirk they stood and headed for the exit "and so it begins
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Watching Ron try to jump over the ledge to get to the veela was something Harry and Hermione were definitely going to view in a pensieve later, debating if they should give him a push to uh, help him out.
The game went on as it did the last time as well as the party after, then finally the death eaters came "Fred, George grab Ginny and get everyone to the portkey!" Arthur commanded as everyone ran out of the tent, Harry and Hermione followed for a short while before pretending to get separated they ran into the woods where Hermione was giggling like a child "oh this is going to be so much fun" while Harry gave her a smirk before they started shifting into there wolf forms nuzzling together and giving a few licks before taking off.
The death eaters were having fun throwing around muggles and muggleborns when all of a sudden they were getting launched across the field by 2 very fast creatures, Lucius Malfoy was not happy as he was tackled and forced on his stomach and whatever the creature was started to pee on his 500 galleon hair. All the death eaters knowing they were out matched deapparated, just then the air became cold as a swarm of dementors began heading their way, both Harry and Hermione quickly shifted back as they grabbed each others hand as they pointed their wands to the sky and cried out in unison "EXPECTO PATRONUM!" as 2 huge wolves and 2 phoenix's appeared and started tearing through the dementors as some fled back where they came from while the others were not so lucky.
As they began walking back to near the portkey they were laughing at what they did when they heard the faint voice of Barty Crouch Jr. casting the dark mark, as a huge scull with a snake coming out of it's mouth appeared in the sky "He so stole that from Salazar Slytherin it's the same from the chamber of secrets'' Harry remarked which caused Hermione to snort before stretching, "gosh when we get home WE are taking a nice long bath with candles and flower pedals and then we are going to sleep with Sophia right in between us because I need my baby" Hermione stated which Harry nodded in agreement he missed his cute giggling baby girl.
Right on schedule Barty Crouch Sr. showed up demanding which one of them cast the dark mark when Arthur stepped in calling out the man for accusing kids, Harry feigning utter retardedness said there was someone who shouted something when the mark appeared the aurors ran off and they all headed home
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The made it onto the train early since they wanted to mind fuck everyone at the great hall, they were playing with Sophia when their attention shifted to the compartment door opening to reveal a shy Neville "h-hey guys I was wondering if I could sit wit-" He stopped when he saw the baby, he looked from Harry to Hermione to Sophia to Hermione to Harry and back at Sophia, blinked once, twice , mouth agape as silence stood for a good minute or too when he finally voiced his thoughts.
"WHAT THE FU-"