Before he Cheats
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How could Cody think I was so STUPID? I saw all the signs- cheap perfume on his shirt, crappy lies, the works. Finally, I had enough. As I walked in the parking lot to his car, I grinned. Finally, Cody Rhodes-Runnels was going to get his. Finally, I reached his red truck. Before I could even think, I took the baseball bat in my hand and struck the car over and over again till it was dented all over, and all of the windows were broken. I then unlocked the car and took my key, carving my name *Melissa* into the faux leather seat. I still wanted to do more.. Ahh.. The tires. Cody's pride and joy.
Smirking, I slashed each one, getting a little rush of satisfaction every time I heard the puff of air exiting the tires. "This is what you get, Codes." I said, continuing to hit the car. Finally, when I liked what I saw, I grabbed the keys that he had left in the ignition. Adding a little extra something before I left, I tossed my leather jacket into the back.
When I walked up to Cody, he was making out with some dumb blonde. "Well, well, well." I said non chalantly. Cody jumped. "Melissa! Baby, I can explain." I cut him off. "Cody Runnels, there's no need. You cheated on me. Simple as that. Just don't expect to come home tonight. Have a nice ride to that bimbo's house!" I dumped his car keys in the glass filled with whisky on the table.
As I walked away, swinging my hips, I called out one last thing.
"Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats."