A SERIES OF HILARIOUS EVENTS

By: CARDCAPTOR FANATIC

Disclaimer: No I do not own card captor sakura in any way !

Full Summary: Okay so Sakura Kinomoto and Syoaran Li have been enemies ever since they set eyes on each other! Why you may ask well let's just say that Li has always had a knack for pissing Sakura off and enjoying every second of it! ( Lol ). But what is unknown to all is that Li has a history of a series of hilarious yet unfortunate events in his life. What will happen when Sakura finally comes up with a master plan to get revenge on Li? Can this be linked with his past? Oh yeah and Tomoyo and Eriol play a very interesting role in this fanfic tooo!

Okayyyyyyyyy I'm soooooooo sorry that I have not written in ages! Don't kill me! But I have a valid excuse I was moving and was swamped with school work! But here is the next chappie so with out further delay on to the story!

"Sakura Kinomoto get up right now and sit down before I give you another detention!" Ms. Yang shrieked and I could for the …uhh chee I don't know 100th time feel all eyes upon me. I turned red in the face and panicked trying to locate a place to be seated as I scanned the students in front of me and to my horror realized that the only seat left over was between Eriol and Li!

Sakura's POV

'OH MY GOSH! WHY IS THE WORLD AGAINST ME!GRRRR' I looked straight ahead into those glistening amber eyes and wished more then anything that I could wipe that filthy good for nothing evil smile off Li's face but seeing as how I could feel Mrs.YANG's big toad like eyes glaring at me at the back of my head I quickly sat down.

"Finally now that Ms.Kinomoto has found a seat we can begin class" stated the evil toad (im going to refer to Ms.YANG as the toad sometimes from now on from Sakura's POV K?) "I would like to start off by telling you about my expectations and the fees that must be filled for your gym uniforms…"

'I could have sworn I saw words coming out of her mouth but all I heard was 'ribbet ribbet ribbet ribbet' next thing I knew Li had scooted over towards me filling up the gap between me and him. 'grrr I'll just move over loser' I thought but then Eriol did the same from my opposite side giving me a 'you know you want us look'. I was now practically squished between the two. '

"hey sakura wanna hook up after school?" Li whispered into my ear grinning from head to toe. 'ewwwwww has Li stooped soo low? Gosh I am so pissed! Maybe I should just ignore him. YEAH that's what I'll do I'll ignore him and he'll shut up on his own. I am sooo smart' I grinned thinking of my new method of getting Li off my back ignoring him! (A/N Funny how she never thought of it before hehehe)

Unfortunately Li saw this (saw her grin) and was completely taken aback as he assumed she would be pissed off rather then smiling.

Syaoran's POV

'Whoa why is she smiling? Has she finally lost it? Wait does that mean she wants to go out with me? Noooooooooooo WAYYYYYY!'

All of a sudden her smile faded and she gave me a 'you wish' glare as if having read my mind.

I grinned same old kinomoto.

Sakura's POV

Finally the old toad shut up and told all the girls to run 10 laps around the field while the boys were assigned 20. "If anyone talks you get an extra 10 laps!" the toad yelled after us.

I was the first one off the bench as I sprinted as far away from Li Syaoran as I could. I looked back to make sure he wasn't near me and was surprised to see that he was no where in sight. "I wonder where the bastard ran off to?" I said more to myself then anyone else. I turned back around to face forward only come face to face with big amber eyes "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" I yelled at the top of my lungs as I fell backwards. "Gosh Li this is beyond stalking you scared the hell out of me! What the hell is wrong with you?"

Next thing I knew I heard a high pitched shriek from behind me "Kinomoto what lap are you on!"

"uhhhh…..10th sensei"

"Good" she said "all the other girls are done and since you seem to be soo busy flirting with Mr. Li over here an extra 10 laps! Muhahahhahaahhaahahahahha! Stop staring and get back to your laps" she snapped before heading towards the girls that were already done all their laps.

'flirting. ME. Flirting. Me. Flirting. With. Li.ewwwwwwww I am outta here' I stood up before Li had come back to reality and started to sprint once again. The senseis were now too far away from us to tell if we were talking anymore.

"Hey Kinomoto wait up!" Li shouted from behind me. I ran even faster but he seemed to catch up to me we ended up running side by side. From my opposite side Eriol popped out of no where and once again freaked the hell out of me. "ahhhh!" I yelled. "I never knew you liked Li sakura" Eriol said chuckling softly. "What the hell are you talking about?" I said getting irritated.

"Don't deny it sakura were you not flirting with my cute little decendant back their?" Eriol said with a smirk on his face.

Syaoran's POV

I shot Eriol a death glare. The stupid baka he called me 'his cute little decendant' in front of Sakura. He's so stupid.

Sakura's POV

I took a quick glance at Li and could have sworn I saw him glare at Eriol although I couldn't imagine why. So I just let it pass. (sakura how dense are ya? Lol)

"Ooooooh Sakura are you in deep thought about Syaoran ooooooooooooh!" Eriol said with a smirk across his face.

"awwwwwww Sakura I'm flattered! So you secretly love me tooo?" Li said giving me an evil grin.

"Fuck you Li" I said running faster even though my legs began to ache. "Awwww Sakura I didn't know you wanted to fuck me!" '

'Breathe Sakura' I thought '5 more seconds and you'll be done all your laps 5 4 3 2 1' "I hate you Li!" I yelled before I ran off towards the other girls and the toad.

"I love you too my honey buns" I heard him yell back and I scowled.

Last Period Sakura's POV

I was sitting in science class and to my utmost dismay Li and Eriol were assigned to sit on either side of me on our 3 seater lab table.

"Class I have to rush out of here because of a family emergency so you all have a free period since they couldn't find a sensei to replace me at this time of day" The whole class erupted into cheers and quickly rushed out of the class room.

I was just about to walk out of the school when someone called me from behind.

I turned around to come face to face with none other than the famous Li Syaoran.

"Aren't you forgetting something" he asked me a little to happily and that's when my first period a.ka. English teacher aka homeroom teacher walked up to the both of us with a stern look on her face.

"Trying to skip my detention are you you?"

"no not at all…."

"no excuses both of you have detention all week with me before and after school! Is that understood! She nearly shrieked.

"Yes sensei" we both said through gritted teeth.

"Good I want you in here everyday at 7:00am now get into my class room you are not to skip today's detention.

I walked in and sat in the empty classroom near the back in the middle seat of the last row. Followed by Li who sat beside me with a smug look on his face.

"Now you're here for an hour and to make sure that you don't leave I am locking this door"

'great just great! This is just what I wanted being stuck in a classroom for an hour with none other then the devil himself.'

Sorry I know it's a gay chappie but it'll get better and I'll review faster now. S+S FOREVER! Please REVIEW REVIEW AND REVIEW and tell me if you still like it! Reviews would invite faster updates toooo hint hint!