Disclaimer : not_naruto_owner
Author's Note : Dancing will just be a three-shot that I'll finish up later. This is my latest installment in my one-shot collection. ;D Emails! It is an AU, as they do not have computers in feudal japan.
Least, not that I know of.
A long time ago, I remember reading a Harry Potter fan fiction where the author showed emails between characters. I wish I could remember the name of the fan fiction, but it was a couple years go. Anyways, I decided I'd take a shot at it myself. :)
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ASDFGHJK
- Ray Tomlinson
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To: shadows_revenge
From : ramendelux101
Topic : Questionful
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HEY STUPID!
:)
I have a question.
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To : ramendelux101
From : shadows_revenge
Topic : Leave me alone
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STFU, dumbass.
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To : shadows_revenge
From : ramendelux101
Topic : I'm Serials
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I'm being serious, dammit!
I need to know the email of the chick who sits next to you!
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To : ramendelux101
From : shadows_revenge
Topic : Good for you
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I wasn't aware you could be serious.
Which one?
Black hair, or pink hair?
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To : shadows_revenge
From : ramendelux101
Topic : Great for Me
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You're just jealous of my awesomeness.
Hinata; black hair, in other words.
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With a sigh, the pale skinned boy reluctantly turned to the girl next to him.
"Hinata, what's your email?" The white-eyed girl stared at him, aghast. On his other side, he could hear Sakura let out a small, indignant growl. Of course, one of his avid fan girls wouldn't want him emailing someone other then herself. "My friend wants to know." He explained further.
"Um, your f-friend?" Hinata squeaked in reply, blinking a few times. Her mind whirled, as she mentally went over the boy's friends. Shikamaru, Chouji, Neji, Kankuro, Kiba, Shino... and at the top of that list... the boy she'd been crushing on, hard, for the past two years. But what would the chances be that Naruto would want her email?
That'd be just silly, she told herself, trying to calm her over reactive nerves, why would he want my email? Cheeks bright, she muttered her email. With a small nodd, Sasuke typed it down. Maybe it was Shino, the girl rationalized. She'd been paired up with him and Kiba Inuzuka for a project in Health.
Chewing her lip, Hinata grimaced. That was unreasonable, as she had Health right after Intro into Computers. Shino was incredibly patient, and they hadn't a thing due yet for the project.
Shoving her nervousness to the side, Hinata forced herself to get back to work on her assignment. There was no point worrying about something that was probably completely irrelevant.
Right?
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To : ramendelux101
From : shadows_revenge
Topic : Sucks to be you, though
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How can I be jealous of something that doesn't exist?
eastern x lily
Why do you want her email?
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To : shadows_revenge
From : ramendelux101
Topic : No, it's Freaking AmazingtobeMe
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JEALOUSY.
I'm just too awesome.
And you know it.
Are eastern lilies like, a different kind of lily or something?
And no reason.
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To : ramendelux101
From : shadows_revenge
Topic : Ran out of room?
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You're annoying.
Dumbass.
Sure. Going to ask her out?
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To : shadows_revenge
From : ramendelux101
Topic : Shutup
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You're an emo.
OHHHHH BURN!
You're no help. Thank god for google!
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To : ramendelux101
From : shadows_revenge
Topic : Exactly what I ask of you
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Dumbass.
It's not that I'm no help.
It's that you can't be helped.
So, are you going to ask her out?
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To : shadows_revenge
From : ramendelux101
Topic : Jealousy
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Emo.
I can't be helped cause I'm completely and utterly awesome.
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To : ramendelux101
From : shadows_revenge
Topic : Sure
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Are you going to ask her out?
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To : ramendelux101
From : shadows_revenge
Topic : Wow.
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No shit?
You're going to ask her out?
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To : ramendelux101
From : shadows_revenge
Topic : Cat got your tongue?
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I'm surprised.
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To : ramendelux101
From : shadows_revenge
Topic : Blackmail
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Fine.
Maybe I'll just ask Hinata what she thinks of you asking her out.
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To : shadows_revenge
From : ramendelux101
Topic : NO!!
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Ask her that, and I'll tell give those pictures of you with the teddy bear to Sakura.
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To : ramendelux101
From : shadows_revenge
Topic : Hmph.
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You wouldn't.
… I was kidding, anyways.
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Satisfied with his friend's response, Naruto cracked his knuckles. Time to get down to business. Flushing slightly, he glanced over his shoulder at the girl he was about to email. It was kind of a last-resort thing. Twice so far he'd tried to approach her, and first time she fainted. Second time the bell had rang, and she, apologizing profusely, had dashed off to her next class.
Chewing his Stride gum thoughtfully, Naruto pondered how to start the conversation with the shy girl.
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To : eastern x lily
From : ramendelux101
Topic : Hi. :)
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Hi. :)
I like ramen.
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Over at her computer, Hinata nearly had a heart attack.
Ramendelux101? There was one boy in class who made his love of ramen no secret. Gulping, Hinata responded, fingers shaking as she did so.
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To : ramendelux101
From : eastern x lily
Topic : Hi.
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Ah, hi!
Ramen is nice. :)
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The typically reserved girl couldn't stop shaking as she hit the send button. Oh god.
Oh god.
Oh god.
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To : eastern x lily
From : ramendelux101
Topic : Cute.
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How are you? :D
I think they should make a national holiday for ramen.
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To : ramendelux101
From : eastern x lily
Topic : What is?
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I'm good. How are you?
That would be interesting! :)
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Naruto grinned widely, as he quickly typed his response. Kiba eyed the blond next to him skeptically.
"What the fuck are you up to?" The dog enthusiast asked.
"Oh, nothing really." Naruto chortled in reply, before hitting the send button and glancing over his shoulder at Hinata.
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To : eastern x lily
From : ramendelux101
Topic : You are! :)))
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I'm great.
Hey, wanna go out with me? ;D
I know a great place for ramen we could go to!
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Sasuke sighed heavily as the girl next to him passed out, and, with a loud thud, said girl fell onto the floor. While many of the people near him leaped to their feet, voicing concern for the fallen girl, Sasuke focused on his computer, eyes narrow as he typed out an email.
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To : ramendelux101
From : shadows_revenge
Topic : She passed out
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What the fuck did you do to her?
Dumbass.
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From across the room, Naruto laughed boisterously, rubbing the back of his head. Cheeks red, he watched guiltily as his classmates tried to resuscitate the fainted girl.
Maybe I came on too strong?
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the.end
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To : readers
From :author
Topic : lolzzz my stories :D
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Yay, product placement! -chews Stride gum-
I are hoping you enjoyed my story.
It was fun writing.
I was laughing as I wrote it. :D
I'm that much of a nerd.
LEAVE ME A REVIEW!
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