Call Me Bitter suggested Day Of The Week Underwear.


This is bad, Nudge thought holding up the underwear.

The pink unicorns were skipping around the word Tuesday. It was Thursday, though. This would not work.

"MAX!" She screamed, digging through the drawer.

Max ran in, already in a fighting stance.

"What is it?"

"I can't find the Thursday underwear!"

Max lifted the waistband of her pants.

"Well, these are mine."

"Are you sure?"

"Yes, they have the birds flying because apparently I'm obsessed with birds. Flock meeting!" Max called.

The whole Flock gathered in the living room.

"We have an issue."

"Where's Nudge?" Angel asked.

"She is in her room. As to out problem, Nudge's Thursday underwear is missing."

Fang, Iggy, Angel and Gazzy all lifted their waistbands.

Fang spoke first. "These are mine. They have blood stains." He looked around. "Uh... Fake, of course."

Iggy was next. "Well... These are mine because I can feel all the bomb powder..."

Then, Gazzy. "These are mine. They smell rank!"

Finally, Angel."These are definitely mine. They have my plans for world domi- I mean... they're really glittery and have halos."

Max nodded.

Nudge came running down.

"I found them!"

"Where were they?"

"With my Thursday bra."

Max sighed. There no problems.

Fang gasped. "These aren't my Thursday socks!"

The Flock were very alarmed by the pink socks covered in Justin Bieber.

"They burnnnn!" Fang yelled throwing them.

"Hey!" Dylan said, appearing randomly, even though none of the books have happened and he wasn't even created yet... "Those are mine!" He grabbed the socks and disappearing in a puff of pink, glittery smoke.

"There we go. Problem solved," Max said, dusting invisible dust off her hands.

"What about my socks?" Fang asked.

"You're a big boy, wear Friday socks, I'll go out and get more tomorrow."

"NOOOOO"


The end.

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